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Megablaster cannons east cost has been taken over by pirates and they clamed that,

“all yarr base arr belong to us!”

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As well as this they have started a “pirate school” as a response to the “success of Rave Shentavo’s magic academy (or failed academy)”

At pirate school you can earn:
· A degree in Swashbuckling
· A degree in Pirating
· A degree in Drunkard Pirating
· A degree in Smuggling
· A degree in Pirate Talking
· A degree in Training Parrots to talk
· A degree in The History of Pirates
· A Higher degree in Swashbuckling
· A Higher degree in Pirating
· A Higher degree in Drunkard Pirating
· A Higher degree in Smuggling Rum
· A Higher degree in Pirate Talking
· A Higher degree in Training Parrots to talk
· A Higher degree in The History of Pirates

All arr welcome to The East Port Pirate Academy of Megablaster cannon “arr my mateies all shal be welcome! Arr.”

Now we haveCapt Chump!!
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As well as this they have started a “pirate school” as a response to the “success of Rave Shentavo’s magic academy (or failed academy)”


Considering that there have been three with well over 400 pages in them, I would not go so far as call them a failure eh?

Redeemed Heroes tells of the truth. Your academy is still young. You have no right to cast your judgement, when your own could very well fail!

Members and Staff of the well established and successful Shentavo Academy will be keeping tabs on your own academy. We can only hope you provide a quality education to your students.

Firstly, I would like to point out that this is a joke. I mean, which serious academy would give courses on "Drunkard Pirating"?

As for the Shentavo Academy, it may have had lots of posts OOCly, but ICly, most of the time is spent saving the world or somesuch and very little actual teaching goes on.