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King of Marvelle requests Waste

28-02-2004, 03:35
Headline News (From Marvelle Times, Vol. 1 Issue 1)
King Breton of Marvelle declared in an interview with reporters today that, "the kingdom is in dire need of water and woodchips. (We) are trying to build codename: "New Hampshire Toady". Reporters from Marvelle times are under the impression that the "New Hampshire Toady" that the king feels the need to build, is really a large bowl.
"I honestly don't see why we need to make such a large bowl!" Exclaimed Tammy Wildhouser, the owner of Clockland Cafe in Figtown. Whether the king has finally snapped or has a large treat in store for Marvellans, we may not know. All we can say is that if anybody out there has wood chips, please take them to the Chateaux Royale in Brimdon.
28-02-2004, 03:37
What the f :?
28-02-2004, 03:39
what can i say, i'm thoroughly bored