NationStates Jolt Archive

I have noticed that many noobs are eagar for war and always make like 10 nations! I am a leader of a region (Upper Saxony) and the questions never stop! They ask me on how the game is played, i explain then they ask the same question! In fact the other day i went to war with a noob and he was godmoding up the wazzoo! I wish that when they register they get a telegram sending them the help thread! :x :(

Wanna go to war?

Wouldn't we be crushed by to many of them?

OOC: Imorta you have been strutting around the forums with a very large chip on your shoulder...why? Oh, Cheese your a bit young to be complaining about Noobs...

OOC: Cuz I know I'm the best. 8)

I know but i am still iritated by them!

OOC: Cuz I know I'm the best. 8)

OOC: At what? Being overly arrogant?

At everything and anything.

OOC: How do I go to war? Can you teach me crap? Do you really get that many messages? Congratulations! Thats a sign of new blood. You should go help them instead of complaining.

OOC: Just because I am reletively new doesn't mean i am a noob. I think 2 months doesn't make me a noob.

OOC: I HAVE HELPED ENOUGH PEOPLE!!!!

At everything and anything.

OOC: I was wrong, Imortia must mean "He with inflated ego" The last person who as as egotiscial around here as you was Fik, and we know what happened to him.
Now go find some Noobs to hunt...I have real Rp's to actually enjoy.

OOC: if you just wamted to make fun of this topic why did you post!

OOC: if you just wamted to make fun of this topic why did you post!
OOC: Sorry for hijacking but this thread is just going to wind up getting you called Noob...sorry people can be fairly brutal around here.

OOC: I know, i was afraid of this but i did inheirit a nation that almost has 2 billion population! :D

I am....am......a Veteran Role Player, but here I am....am...am...A Newbie, not a NOoOoOoOoOoOoNBBBPOlbiubyuhbHB thing....just over two months, I believe, or up there.

OOC: HOLY CRAP THOSE ARE ALOT OF POSTS!!! When i say noob i mean people that don't understand the game! and that as stupid questions over and over again!

At everything and anything.

OOC: I was wrong, Imortia must mean "He with inflated ego" The last person who as as egotiscial around here as you was Fik, and we know what happened to him.
Now go find some Noobs to hunt...I have real Rp's to actually enjoy.

Actually, Imi comes from Israeli Military Industries (at the time everyone in my nation had an Imi Desert Eagle) and Tora is japanese for Tiger...

Many people believe that by far, the most annoying newb question on here is "why are there so many newbs and why do they keep asking so many questions?" Get a clue.

OOC: GO TO HELL!

OOC: Good point.

IC:

Video Phone Call to Head of Cheese Co.:

*Hundreds of laughing citizens moon the camera*