27-02-2004, 04:42
*A new commercial has recently began to air on TV in many Earthbound nations and even a few space nations...*
*The commercial starts, the first view is of a large room filled with hooded figures. They are sitting, staring at something behind the camera. A figure is silhouetted running forward, against the light shining in from outside. The figure is far away, and it's impossible to tell details about it. In the background is a voice, speaking, giving a speach of some sort. The words 'Obey' and 'buy' are used quite often. It appears to be some sort of mindwashing speech. The figure steadily grows larger, until it is shown to be a female neko wearing a corporate outfit, carrying a box of some sort in her hands, the VersaLife Corporation's logo on it. The view changes to show a large screen, which all the hooded figures were watching. An elderly lady who suspiciously resembles GrannySlag is on the screen, giving a speech. The Neko is still on screen, and she spins around, gaining momentum to throw the box, and after the third time around, she released the box, and it sails forward, arcing towards the screen. With a loud crash, the box collides with the screen, destroying it and breaking it's mind controlling hold over the audicence. A soft, youthful female voice speaks.*
Voice Over: "VersaLife Corporate Storefront, bringing you the best of tomorrow's technologies, today for a fraction of our competitor's prices... Opening in a solar system near you soon..."
*The screen fades to black, then the VersaLife Corporation logo appears on screen, followed by some legal disclaimers in fine print at the very bottom of the screen. The commerical ends on that note.*
((OOC: Yesh, I know. This is a complete rip off of last night's Futurama on Adult Swim, but hey! It was cool! I liked it, and have been looking for a reason to open my own storefront anyways. lol Tell me what you think of the commerical, yeah? The storefront will open soonish... I hope. ^^;; ))
*The commercial starts, the first view is of a large room filled with hooded figures. They are sitting, staring at something behind the camera. A figure is silhouetted running forward, against the light shining in from outside. The figure is far away, and it's impossible to tell details about it. In the background is a voice, speaking, giving a speach of some sort. The words 'Obey' and 'buy' are used quite often. It appears to be some sort of mindwashing speech. The figure steadily grows larger, until it is shown to be a female neko wearing a corporate outfit, carrying a box of some sort in her hands, the VersaLife Corporation's logo on it. The view changes to show a large screen, which all the hooded figures were watching. An elderly lady who suspiciously resembles GrannySlag is on the screen, giving a speech. The Neko is still on screen, and she spins around, gaining momentum to throw the box, and after the third time around, she released the box, and it sails forward, arcing towards the screen. With a loud crash, the box collides with the screen, destroying it and breaking it's mind controlling hold over the audicence. A soft, youthful female voice speaks.*
Voice Over: "VersaLife Corporate Storefront, bringing you the best of tomorrow's technologies, today for a fraction of our competitor's prices... Opening in a solar system near you soon..."
*The screen fades to black, then the VersaLife Corporation logo appears on screen, followed by some legal disclaimers in fine print at the very bottom of the screen. The commerical ends on that note.*
((OOC: Yesh, I know. This is a complete rip off of last night's Futurama on Adult Swim, but hey! It was cool! I liked it, and have been looking for a reason to open my own storefront anyways. lol Tell me what you think of the commerical, yeah? The storefront will open soonish... I hope. ^^;; ))