NationStates Jolt Archive

[OOC: This is a rather goof off kind of RP, everyone will be controlled by a human, with some exceptions of extra characters, played by me, and by my friend if he joins. The setting is a remote planet, far out on the edge of our galaxy. There are two bases, the red base, and the blue base. The red base was built here because the blue base was built here, and the blue base was built here because the red base was built here. It is a galactic war between Techon (Blue) and Nella (Red) You are welcome to join either team, but here are the rules.
1. You are each allowed one character.
2. No nuclear missiles, your character will use the weapons that are supplied in the bases.
3. No godmodding.

Those are the rules. I have it scripted out, even though there is no real storyline, other than these two teams.
Also your characters have to be a private, I don't want any Generals, or Colonels walking up as the new guys on the base. Anyone can join at any time. When you send a message, at the very beginning of it, tell wether you are on blue, or red. Also this is a comical thing. I hope you join, and I hope you have fun!]

Blue Team

Private Flores stood on top of the blue base, looking around. Beside him stood Private Hirzel. The blue base was a circular base, in the direct middle was the blue flag. Also inside was a storage chamber, sleeping quarters, a cafeteria, and a bathroom.
They were looking all around the area, they could just faintly see the Red base a mile away. The two guys wore the standard issue armor. It covered there whole body, had a golden visor, and was blue (It looks exactly like Halo armor.)
In their hands they held pistols, the only weapons they had at the base were pistols for everyone, assult rifles for everyone, Sniper guns for those who could use them, two shotguns, and one RPG.
"So..." Hirzel said. "What do you see?"
"Nothing," Flores answered. "So stop asking, if I saw anything, you would to."
"Why don't we see anything?" Hirzel asked.
"Because, there is nothing to see."
"Oh," Hirzel said. Silence took over for two minutes. "Why?"
"Why what?" Flores asked.
"Why isn't there anything to see?"
"Because, all there is is the red base."
"Why don't we spy on them?" Hirzel asked.
"Because, they don't spy on us, and if they did, We would know about it."

Red Team
A Red team member looked through the sniper gun, spying on the two blue team members.
"What are they doing?" On asked beside him.
"What?" The red with the sniper asked.
"What are they doing?" The other, Private Blair asked.
"The same thing they have been doing. You asked two weeks ago, two days ago, and two minuted ago, and they are still just standing around doing nothing," The red with the sniper, Private Halker said.
"How are they doing nothing?" Blair asked.
"Shut up before I shoot you," Halker replied.

Blue Team
"So," Hirzel said again. "What do we do?"
"The same thing we have been doing," Flores answered, basically yelling. "We stand guard! It is our turn to stand guard, and when our turn is over, others will stand guard!"
"Oh," Philip said. "But we are the only ones who are here."
Flores shook his head, wishing he had stayed at Geoharnd.

[OOC: So, you guys pop in whenever you want. I have some battle scenes planned out, also vehicles to tear up the terain. So just have your guy/girl drop in from airship, and have a blast.]

Red Team
Halker, and Blair had jogged back to the red base. Halker, had Dark red armor, and Blair had Gold.
The Sarge; Sergeant Leader walked out of the base and they stopped in front of him. The Sarge had regular red colored armor.
"Alright ladies, what have we found out today?"
"They are jsut standing there sir," Blair said.
"Don't give me that shit Blair!" Leader said. "Halker, what were they really doing?"
"They were just standing there sir!" Halker said.
"Dammit Halker!" Sarge said. "Why aren't they doing anything, huh!?"
"Because, they, I...I don't know!"
"Damn," Sarge yelled. "Alright, make them do something then! Blair I want you to make them do somehting."
"Sir?" Blair asked.
"Blair, what have I told you, don't defy my orders, or I will have Halker here slit your throat at night."
"I will do it to," Halker said.
"I know," Sarge said. "Now, here is how you will stir things up. Roberto! Pull up the jeep."
They heard a hum, and then over the hill a green jeep (Much like the Warthogs from Halo) ramped it, and then hit the ground with a thud. A soldier in brown armor stepped out.
"This is the light reconoscance vehicle, known as the LRV, it has five inch armor plating, back mimigun turret for blasting away enemies, and also has total seating for three. I call it the raptor."
"Why raptor sir?" Blair asked.
"Because, LRV is to stupid to say in a conversation," The Sarge said.
"Ok," Blair said. "Even though it doesn't look like a raptor."
"Shut up Blair, or I will have Halker here poison your food!"
Blair shook his head in acknowledgement.
"Now, we got three of these vehicles. So I want you two to take this one, Blair you drive, Halker, you are on gun.
"Yessir!" They both shouted.
"Me and Roberto will stay back at base," Sarge said.
"Why?" Blair asked.
"Shut up private! Get in both of you!"

[OOC: If any of you want to start off with a fight, now is your chance!]

Private Grabowsky, dressed in a non-combat Blue uniform, stared at the wall of screeens in his underground room. The images on the screens showed the Rede base from all differnt angles. They came from the Blue spy sattelites high above. He chuckled. Those stupid Reds thought they were spying, looking through that little gun at those guards. He checked his watch. His shift ended soon.

What was this? The Reds were doing something. Something other than spying. Weird. He radioed up to the two guards. "The Reds are doing something."

The radioed back. "What are they doing?"

"Something."

"Ah."

Red Base
The Raptor took off, Blair was driving, and Halker was on the gun.
"They won't know what hit them!" Halker yelled.
"Nope!" Blair yelled back. Up ahead was the base.

Blue Base
"And so then" Flores said, in his light blue armor. "I said, I don't want to hear it."
"Uh huh?" Hirzel said uniterested, making faces in his teal armor..
"And then he just grabbed the magazine from me, and I am like, hey what the hell, you can't take that!"
"What magazine was it?"
"Uh... Buble Gum chewing magazine," Flores replied.
Hirzel turned around and started to laugh. Flores turned around also.
"Are you laughing at me?" He asked.
"What no, no not at all," Hirzel said.

Unknowing to them, the Raptor had pulled up a hundred feet away from the building, while they had their backs turned.
Blair hopped out, and looked.
Then the back turret began firing, the minigun's tracers flying towarss them.

"Hey did you hear..." Hirzel was cut off by the sound of pouring bullets.
The two guards ran behind two little pillars, that were built for providing cover.
"Son of a bitch!" Flores yelled.
"Son of a bitch!" Hirzel yelled.

"That is right, you want some of this! Come and get it, aren't so tough now huh?" Halker said, along with hundreds of other things as he poured bullets into the two covering pillars.

dp

Blue Base

Half an Hour later
"That thing never runs out of ammo does it?" Flores called across the barage of bullets, towards Hirzel.

Red Team
The gun continued to fire, while Blair just watched. The two pillars were scarred up, but not gone.
"Hey Halker," He said, after ten seconds. "HALKER!!!"
"WHAT?" Halker asked as he stopped firing.
"How come they aren't doing anything?"
"WHAT?"
"Geez" Blair said shaking his head.
"HEY HOW COME THEY AREN'T DOING ANYYTHING?" Halker shouted.

"Hey, they stopped," Flores said.
"No duh," Hirzel said.
Flores peeked around the corner.
"They're talking," He said.

"Maybe they are dead," Blair said.
"WHAT? YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP, THAT GUN WAS REALLY LOUD!" Halker yelled.
"Hey blues!" Blair yelled, from beside the Raptor. "Surrender to us now!"

THIS IS A DIRECT COPY OF WWW.REDVSBLUE.COM YOU JACKASS. STOP IT NOW!

THIS IS A DIRECT COPY OF WWW.REDVSBLUE.COM YOU JACKASS. STOP IT NOW!

Dude, take note, almost all RPs are based off something, newb.

Hey, you assume too much of me, I have had five profiles on this. Velmora, Kain Shentavo, Kain Irenicus, Veric and this, so don't you dare call me a newb. And this is DIRECTLY coping lines from it. Do everyone a favor and let them see the videos, instead of telling them the best bits of what happened in them. It is insulting the RvB crew. Jerk.

Shut up and go RP your Vampire country. If he wants to ruin RvB, let him...its a good Rp idea.

IC:

Pvt. Fortier stood by the large Scorpion tank, watching the reds continue to pour ammo into the blue's base. Then they stopped, and started talking. "Maybe I should do something," he said, looking at the Scorpion.

He walked over to the side, jumped into the tank, and started pushing buttons. "Um...work?"

Hey when you think about it that way, it isn't insulting, it is advertising. Oh yah, I don't care about your profiles, because you know what, it is rather dumb to have more than one. Also, if I assume too much, I should be calling you something less than a newb, so you made yourself look much worse. Also, if they see the shows, good for them, I love the shows. If they play this, they are acting out my version of the shows, so just stand back, newb.

[OOC: Thank you Imitoria. He does need to leave the future and head to the Fantasy.]

"What do you want?" Flores called out.

"What do we want?" Blair asked.
"I don't know," Halker replied, still on the back of the jeep.
"Umm," Blair said. "We want you to put your weapons down, and we will leave!"

"Wow," Hirzel said. "Really?"
"Ok," Flores called out.

"Idiot!" Halker said. He pointed the gun at Blair's face.
"You wouldn't, would you?" Blair asked.
"One..." Halker said.
"I know you won't."
"Two..."
"I am outta here." Blair said, and he took off running, he was about ten feet when Halker said. "Three..."
Justin began to fire at him, just two feet behind him everytime.
He turned the gun back around after Blair ran over a hill.
"Also," He said. "Give us all your weapons and ammunition!"

"Aw man," Hirzel said. "Now we have to give them something."

Blue dropship
"This is dropship #3," A pilot said over a radio. "We are coming in, and dropping you a gift."
"This isn't the time," Flores said.
"Maybe, maybe not."
The dropship hovered over the base. And it dropped a box, a big box. Then it faced the Raptor, and the two machine guns on front begun to fire.
Halker was still in the back when he saw dirt start to jump up twenty feet in front of the raptor.
"Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit," He said to himself, and he kept on saying it as he jumped in the front seat. He put the jeep in reverse, and floored the pedal.
"Oh shit,Oh shit,Oh shit,Oh shit,Oh shit,Oh shit," He said as the jeep went flying backwards, the dirt being kicked up just a few feet in front of the jeep. The bullets seemed to follow him wherever he went, untill he was far enough away from the base.
"Thank you, so what is in the package?"
"Parts for a robot!" Came the reply, and the Dropship flew off.

OOC: Can I be Shiela? She was my Favourite Character in RvB, Although you'll have to change the name...

OOC: Can I be Shiela? She was my Favourite Character in RvB, Although you'll have to change the name...

[OOC: Sure, also, you can be a soldier as well, my treat!]

Blue Base
Flores stared at the pile of droid parts that were in the box.
"Can you build a droid?" He asked Hirzel.
"No, can you?" Hirzel replied.
"No..." Flores said. "Maybe someone else at the base knows. I hope."

Red Base
"what do you mean you ran away?" The Sarge yelled at Blair.
"Halker was pointing the big gun at my head," Blair said. "I didn't want to die."
"Well," Sarge said. "In that case... I think I will shoot you!"
Sarge pulled up his assult rifle and pointed it at Blair's head.
Then a thrumming was heard, and the Raptor appeared over a hill. Halker jumped out, and saw the two.
"Oh, just in time!" He exclaimed.
"What!" The Sarge yelled. "Why are you here!?"
"Dropships came sir, I had to retreat, or I would have died."
"So!?" The Sarge yelled, his gun still aimed at Blair's forehead.
"The jeep would have been desrtoyed." Halker said.
"Oh, in that case, good job, Blair here ran away I heard."
"Yah," Halker said, glaring at Blair behind his mask. "All he wanted from the Blue team was to have them put their weapons down."
"Well good my heavens!" The Sarge said enthusiastically. "And then what Blair? Then you walk away, and wait for them to blow off the back of your head!!!!"
"Well," Blair said. "Halker couldn't think of anything, so I just said what was on the top of my mind, er, I mean Tongue."
"Well," Sarge said. "It is good to see what goes on in your head. Get back inside you two, your lucky that jeep wasn't blown to bits. And Blair, your unlucky that you weren't."

[OOC: Can someone please join the red?]

I'll join red if I can be donut

I'll join red if I can be donut
Ok, but we will get your tank somehow, and in this I was planning on Donut's name as Kaik (Cake.) But you can have his name be anything you want.

A bird flew in the sky
In other words -=BUMP=-

OOC: Sure, I'll be Doc (I'll be called Knight, unless you want to keep it as Doc)...Coming slightly early....

Private Knight looked over the small canyon wondering "Why the heck he had been assigned here, he was a medic, but no one seemed to be injured..yet..he had a bad feeling about the whole thing.

Red base
"Now what do you say?" The Sarge asked.
"We're, we're sorry Roberto," Blair, and Halker said in unison.
Roberto just looked at them.
"And?" Sarge said.
"And we will be more careful with the jeep."
"And?"
"And we... wait," Blair said. "There was nothing else."
"Dammit Blair how many times have I.."
"Sir, he is right, there was nothing else," Halker said.
"Oh, right," Sarge Walthour said.

Blue Base
Flores, and Hirzel sat on the dirt ground, staring at the five foot by five foot instuctions for the robot.
"So, you put that cord in that hole and," Flores said.
"No, no, no, that cord goes in," Hirzel said.
"How can you tell?" Flores asked.
"Easily, see this cord is red, that one though, is green."
Flores stared from one cord, to the other, then back to the instructions. "The freakin instructions are in black and white though!!!"
"Geez," Hirzel said shaking his head. "Hey Private Grabowsky, get up here, we have a job for you!"

Red Base
Halker, and Blair stood on top of the base. They looked out into the canyon.
"Hey, what are the reds doing?" Blair asked.
"We are the red dipshit," Halker answered.
"Right, what are the blues doing?" Blair asked.
Halker pulled ou the sniper rifle, and looked. "Lets see, it looks like there is, a new guy."

Blue Base
"Yah, so I told them that I didn't want to take their stuff to Martburoo three, I mean..."
"Shut up," Flores said. He and Hirzel were admiring the tank.
"I cannot believe we have a tank," Hirzel said.
"The reds will quiver before us," Flores said.
"Anyways..."
"Shut up," Flores said again.

Ten minutes later

"So, then I said..."
"SHUT UP YOU FREAKING ROOKIE!!!" Flores shouted.
"Sorry, sorry," Private baghoul (Baggel) said.
"Good, now go into the base, and I don't know, guard the flag or something," Flores ordered.
"Yessir," Baghoul said, and ran through the doorway into the building.

Ten minutes later

"Umm, sir?"
"Gosh dammit Rookie!" Flores shouted.
"Where is the flag again?" Baghoul asked from the doorway.
"For the freaking fifth time! It is in the center of the base, it has been there ever since the base has been built!!!!"
"Oh, right, I knew that." Baghoul once again, ran into the base.
"So, Grabowsky never came out to build the robot," Hirzel said.
"Yah..." Flores said, looking at the pile.
"Shouldn't we at least pick it up, you know," Hirzel said. "So it doesn't rust."
"I guess," Flores said.
So they gathered up the peices, and stored them in the storage room in the base.
"There, now we won't have to worry about it untill the sarge comes," Flores said.
Over the radio, a staticy voice said. "Good news boys, its me Sarge, I am coming over, I can't wait to see the robot!"
"You were saying?" Hirzel asked.

:TAG:

'Wait! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?'

:TAG:

'Wait! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?'

[OOC: lol,
"AI, what does the A stand for?"
"Artificial."
"What does the I..."
"Intellience."
"Right, what was the A?"]

Knight approached the Red base, they seemed to be looking though a sniper rifle and commenting on what the enemy was doing....Instead of firing at them... It was all very stranger, he had never seen anything like it back at the academy, but again, these guys were obvoiusly top of their class, I mean, they were protecting the most strategic dry creek bed in the Galaxy.

There were two guys standing on top, the same ones that had been looking out through the sniper rifle, they were locked in a heated conversation...

"And you said I don't want to go to Vegas Prime, and the next thing I know your in the Escape pod!"

"That was a different situation though" responded the other

Knight approached the base, he didn't want to interrupt them, but he had to be given his assignment.

"Um Sirs? I'm Private Knight, I'm a Medic and have been assigned to this area for now, is there anything you need me to do?"

"Holy shit!!!" Halker exclaimed at the voice, he turned and fired the sniper rifle three times, every shot missed.
"You aren't very good with that thing, are you?" Blair said.
"What do you want?" Halker called out.

Knight Ducked in reply, people on his side were not supposed to shoot at him!!

"Um, Sirs, like I said before, I'm a medic on assignment to the Red Base, and I was told that I would recive further orders apon arrival.

OOC:Erm, i'm not supposed to be advanced enough to send any forces into space, but since this is a goof-off RP, i'll just take my chances........

IC:
Blue Team:
"Blue Base, this is dropship #4 coming in, i've got reinforcements for you."
"Yeah, what is it? Another tank?" Flores shouted into the radio.
"Negative, some sniper guy, here he comes."

The Dropship hovered over Blue Base, then a figure is seen jumping out of it. A parachute opens soon after, and it floats down to the ground. The figure gets himself out of the chute, then runs over to the men of Blue Base, carrying a sniper rifle.

"I'm Private James Venger, who do i report to?"

Blue Base

"Huh?" Flores asked. "What? Oh, right, uhh you report to me, I am your commanding officer here."
"But you told me that it was the sarge...." Baghoul was cut off.
"No, I am the commanding officer," Flores said sternly.
"Ok, whatever you say," Baghoul said.
"Yo, Hirzel get up here!" Flores shouted.
Out of a door from the base Hirzel emerged, he ran up the ramp to the top of the base.
"Yo, wassup?" He asked. "I mean, reporting for duty... hey we have another rookie, alright! Did this one come with a tank also, hey rookie, can...."
"Shut up," Flores said. "Hey rookie, can you build a robot?"


Red Base
"Aww man," Halker said, "They have another rookie. Well, um Knight, since we are low on men, you are welcome to join us. I want to let you know though, no one is injured yet, oh by the way, can you shoot a gun?"

The dropship hovered over the canyon.

Red Base[/i]
"Not good," Halker said.
"What?" Blair asked.
"The blues have yet another dropship." Halker answered.
"What did my little ear drums just tell me!!!" Sarge said as he ran up the ramp. "Holy shit! What are you doing here!" He exclaimed seeing Knight.

[b]Blue Base
"Oh no, here comes the sargeant," Hirzel said. "Hurry, rookie, can you build a robot?!"

"What am I doing here?!?!? you don't even know me! besides how can you be suprised, if you are the ranking officer, you should know when your recruits are coming!"

'Yes, I can fire a gun, but I joined this army as a contientious objector, so I'd prefer not to."

Wow. You are just stealing their idea. I agree with the guy who said let them see the videos. I don't think it's very fair to be ripping off such creative work.

Down from space comes a dropship, flaming badly. The pilot bails out before the dropship plows into the wall of the red base, and floats down over the base. He lands on top of a building.

"Hey! Hey you! Who's side are you on???"

[OOC: Oh yah, extra comment, please tell what color armour your guys have.]

Red Base
"What, ranking officer... I mean, of course I knew you were coming, I just didn't know when you were coming" Halker said.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Sarge yelled. "I am the..."
"Holy shit!!!" Halker, Blair, and Sarge exclaimed as the dropship pounded into the wall.
"My wall, my beutiful wall!" Sarge yelled.
"Hey! Hey you! Who's side are you on???" A guy yelled.
"Red team," Sarge said, aiming his asault rifle. "So put down your weapon."

On a unknown planet, an unkown alien race play unkown music on a known jukebox, the music making machine --bumping all around

Blue Base
"Oh no, here comes the sargeant," Hirzel said. "Hurry, rookie, can you build a robot?!"

"Build? Robot? Gee, this ain't under my jurisdiction......never mind, i'll see what i can do." James said.
Putting down his sniper rifle, he proceeds to take off his black combat vest and starts work.

10 minutes later.....

"Done."
The robot looks a total mess, with 2 arms on one side and none on the other, with tracks, and a totally messed-up "face". The armor fits though......
"Now let's see if we can get this thing to work." said James.
He presses the "On" button.
Nothing happens.
Tries again. Nothing.
Again. Nothing.
"Argh!!!" James took up his rifle and hits the robot with the butt. It promptly springs to life.
"Good work, Private!" shouts Flores.

Knight looked at the newly built robot, through binoculars

He yelled across the canyon "You know, if you don't switch the green and the red wires it's going to expl....."

Before he could finish the robot's hand started to, then his feet, and before long it looked like he was doing the hokey pokey, and then it promply exlploded, more of the parts landed in a heap, but the bot's hand went flying off, and in the distace you could hear from the Red Base, oe of the soldiers yelling

"You didn't just SLAP me DID YOU!??!?!?!"

Blue Base
"Ow, my face," Baghoul said, lying on the floor.
"You wimp, it only slapped you," Hirzel said.
"It was a hard slap though," Baghoul said.
"I can't belive you blew my robot up," Flores yelled at James.
"Woah woah woah," Hirzel said. "Who said it was your robot?"
"I am in charge here, untill sarge gets here, so it is m..."
"Hey ladies, how is it going?" A voice said behind them. "Where is my... good lord, my robot is lying everywhere!!!"

Blue Base
"Ow, my face," Baghoul said, lying on the floor.
"You wimp, it only slapped you," Hirzel said.
"It was a hard slap though," Baghoul said.
"I can't belive you blew my robot up," Flores yelled at James.
"Woah woah woah," Hirzel said. "Who said it was your robot?"
"I am in charge here, untill sarge gets here, so it is m..."
"Hey ladies, how is it going?" A voice said behind them. "Where is my... good lord, my robot is lying everywhere!!!"

"Er.....betta make myself scarce........" James slinked away with his black combat gear and rifle.......

The Sarge stood at least half a foot over the rest of them.
"Who blew up my robot?" He asked, looking at Hirzel.
"Flores did it!" Hirzel said, backing up.
"What!? No I didn't," Flores said. "It was the rookie."
"No it wasn't!" Baghoul said, still lying on the ground.
"The other rookie," Flores said,pointing at James.
"Hey tall and dark, get back here," Sarge said.

The Sarge stood at least half a foot over the rest of them.
"Who blew up my robot?" He asked, looking at Hirzel.
"Flores did it!" Hirzel said, backing up.
"What!? No I didn't," Flores said. "It was the rookie."
"No it wasn't!" Baghoul said, still lying on the ground.
"The other rookie," Flores said,pointing at James.
"Hey tall and dark, get back here," Sarge said.

"Oh no........now i'm in for it." James whispered as he soft-footed his way back to the men.
"I swear it ain't my fault Sarge, they told me to build a 'bot or they'll get in trouble but i ain't made out for building these clunkers i'm supposed to be shootin' with my gun right here but they said build it or else and......."James started to swoon from forgetting to breath......

OOC: I'm trying to portray James as experiencing a panic attack, and so not knowing what he is really spouting, so......go wild ;p

Inside his helmet the Sarge was shocked at the action of this rookie. The he spoke.
"Well, lookie lookie boys," He said. "Tell me rookie, how do you expect us to win this war, if our men are wimping out at the sight of their supperior getting angry?"
James just spat out random words.
"Calm down private, no one is going to hurt you, except Flores here. You'll be ok though. Hirzel!"
"Yes sir?!" Hirzel yelled.
"Build this robot!"
"I can't sir!"
"Then have the Grabowsky guy do it!"
"Yessir!"

-+bump+-

"Whew, that didn't go too bad," James thought as he walked away from the Sarge, "maybe i better go find something i'm good at."

He walks to a point where the Red Base can be seen clearly. Thinking his options over, he then decided. He started shouting in the direction of Red Base.

"Hey, you, Red guys over yonder! Mind setting up a few cans for my target practice?"

Red Base
Whoever the pilot was, Sarge didn't give much time to think before smacking him on the back of the head, and then tying up the body, then a voice came.

"Hey, you, Red guys over yonder! Mind setting up a few cans for my target practice?"

"Son of a!!!" Sarge yelled. "Wait, oh...ok, hey Blair, why don't you stand on top of that pillar, you know, don't move at all" He added with a smile inside his helmet.
"I think I will just set up cans," Blair said, and did so, then the red team all hid in their base.

James looks as they set up the cans, then duck out of sight.
"Gee, whoever they are, they're quite nice people." he thought, as he prepared his rifle.
One by one, he started hitting all the cans, and when he came to the 5th, he shot, and the can dropped into the base.
"&@%(@)!!!! Who threw that can at me???!!!"
Oops, thought James. That can must have hit someone.......without hanging around further, he ducked back into Blue Base.

Red Team
Sarge stood in the base, a can upon his head.
"Are you so sure we should have set them up?" Blair asked laughing.
"Roberto! Get this thing off my head!" Sarge yelled.
Roberto pointed his pistol up.
"Um sir?" Halker asked.
"Don't worry, Roberto is the william tell of this base, fire Roberto!"
BANG
"Ouch!!!" The top of my helmet shattered!!!" Sarge yelled, looking at the line going down the middle of his red helmet.
"Don't worry sir, the can is gone now," Blair said.

Red Team
Sarge stood in the base, a can upon his head.
"Are you so sure we should have set them up?" Blair asked laughing.
"Roberto! Get this thing off my head!" Sarge yelled.
Roberto pointed his pistol up.
"Um sir?" Halker asked.
"Don't worry, Roberto is the william tell of this base, fire Roberto!"
BANG
"Ouch!!!" The top of my helmet shattered!!!" Sarge yelled, looking at the line going down the middle of his red helmet.
"Don't worry sir, the can is gone now," Blair said.

(Tune from the William Tell overture)
--Bad da bump bada bump bada bump bump bump bada bump bada bump bada bump bump bump bada bump bada bump bada bump bump bump bada bump! Bada bump bump bump--

In other words Bump!!!