Pablicosta
24-02-2004, 20:38
Presenting
The I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 411x
[color=red]This unique offer comes to you from Mark Three Technologies of Pablicosta. We have developed this advanced I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon, afer decades of devoted research in Area 55 and now we are prepared to sell you the I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk411x.
At current only 10 models exist for sale, which can be shipped immediatley.
On demand a further batch of up to 30 Cannons within the month ready for direct shipment.
The basic model, the [I]I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 411 is priced at £50 Million.
Well within any national budget, any national budget that wishes to invest in n00b security.
The basic model has a range of 5,000 Threads, and is capable of total eradication of most n00bs posts.
This model is completely un-armed on delivery, but is supplied with a phone number for purchasing suitable rounds.
WarningThis model is only guaranteed as safe for 10 uses[/b]
The advanced model, the I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 4111x is generously priced for the first week of sales at £75 million, £ 25 million off the regular price!
This model features a range of up to 50,000 Threads, with accuracy on all.
It is also delivered with five rounds loaded, aswell as a phone number to purchase extra rounds.
This unit is capable of ignoring multiple n00bs at once.
The Executive model, the I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 4111z is on a week special offer at £150 Million, reduced from the regular £200 Million.
The range on this model is significantly improved to 100,000 Threads, and is guarunteed to last for up to 1,000 firings.
The multiple n00b eradicator is also included, aswell as 10 free rounds and a Premium number to order new rounds for delivery by airlift within 5 hours.
The Cannon can be fitted with a magnitude of additional extras, the options include
MORE LATER.
The I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 411x
[color=red]This unique offer comes to you from Mark Three Technologies of Pablicosta. We have developed this advanced I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon, afer decades of devoted research in Area 55 and now we are prepared to sell you the I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk411x.
At current only 10 models exist for sale, which can be shipped immediatley.
On demand a further batch of up to 30 Cannons within the month ready for direct shipment.
The basic model, the [I]I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 411 is priced at £50 Million.
Well within any national budget, any national budget that wishes to invest in n00b security.
The basic model has a range of 5,000 Threads, and is capable of total eradication of most n00bs posts.
This model is completely un-armed on delivery, but is supplied with a phone number for purchasing suitable rounds.
WarningThis model is only guaranteed as safe for 10 uses[/b]
The advanced model, the I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 4111x is generously priced for the first week of sales at £75 million, £ 25 million off the regular price!
This model features a range of up to 50,000 Threads, with accuracy on all.
It is also delivered with five rounds loaded, aswell as a phone number to purchase extra rounds.
This unit is capable of ignoring multiple n00bs at once.
The Executive model, the I.G.N.O.R.E Cannon Mk 4111z is on a week special offer at £150 Million, reduced from the regular £200 Million.
The range on this model is significantly improved to 100,000 Threads, and is guarunteed to last for up to 1,000 firings.
The multiple n00b eradicator is also included, aswell as 10 free rounds and a Premium number to order new rounds for delivery by airlift within 5 hours.
The Cannon can be fitted with a magnitude of additional extras, the options include
MORE LATER.