NationStates Jolt Archive

{Galaxy-wide Transmission}
Directed To: All Nations
Transmission Class: Z-802R
All nations in posession of Acigoo, heed my warning. We will no longer tolerate Acigoo being tossed around like tinker toys. We will no longer be so loose in our punishments. If you are caught using Acigoo, you will not enjoy the aftermath.

For the lesser informed, Acigoo is an acidic substance that either mutates or destroys anything it comes in contact with. Few know how to contain it, and many use it as a weapon of war. Many times more powerful than a nuclear device, Acigoo never dies, never evaporates, and there is no radiation, no half-life, just chaos and destruction.

I hereby call on the help of all others who oppose this deadly and dangerous form of weapons of mass destruction. With your help, Acigoo will only bring destruction to those who posess it.

This is a fair warning to all who choose to use this as a weapon against others. You will suffer for your crimes against humanity, and your crimes against Earth, and numerous other planets. Even if we have to destroy Earth, and many other planets on the road to the complete annihilation of Acigoo, we will rid this pathetic substance from the universe.

Empress Jessica Nordlund II
Empress of Foe Hammer
Hammerian Protectorate Founder

Our Acigoo is Sentient after merging with a Neutronium Atom and truning into something....different. It now lives peacefully as a Citizen, one of The People of Nodea Rudav. It has caused no harm, and has wished only a life of peace.

We have been adamently opposed to Acigoo since the initial bombardment of the stuff onto the earth. A small portion landed in Sigma Octavus and caused horrific damage. After great pains to destroy it, we have always been against it in all ways. We will lend support if needed.

OOC: It's time I just got rid of this damn stuff. It'll be the death of me someday.

IC: The Socialist Republic of Xanthal would like to alert the international community to the fact that we are in posession of one kiloliter of said Acigoo and have been in secret for quite some time. After a through internal investigation, it has been determined that Acigoo is too dangerous to use as a military weapon. Unfortunately, we have no knowledge of how to dispose of this volatile substance safely. As it would be decidedly unsafe to sell it off to the highest bidder as is our normal policy with such things, I have personally decided that the best course of action is to hand our Acigoo over to one of the nations working to destroy it and rid it from our universe. The Ministry of Health and Safety is working along with the Ministry of Research and Science and the Ministry of the Armada and Military to ready the Acigoo for transport. It is my wish that an arrangement to have the substance taken off our hands be reached as quickly as possible.
With best wishes,
-Xanthalian Dictator Vladimir Museveni

We are wondering where we can obtain this substance, so our scientists can work on it. For research.

Our Acigoo is Sentient after merging with a Neutronium Atom and truning into something....different. It now lives peacefully as a Citizen, one of The People of Nodea Rudav. It has caused no harm, and has wished only a life of peace.

No... you don't get it...

Acigoo is not an animal... Acigoo is a goo... a goo that destroys anything it comes in contact with, sentient or not.

We are wondering where we can obtain this substance, so our scientists can work on it. For research.

Riiiiight.

We are wondering where we can obtain this substance, so our scientists can work on it. For research.

No one is that stupid. Well, I guess some are... but you do realize that if you do obtain it, you may have an unannounced visit from a few of my Spacefleets...

OOC: It's time I just got rid of this damn stuff. It'll be the death of me someday.

IC: The Socialist Republic of Xanthal would like to alert the international community to the fact that we are in posession of one kiloliter of said Acigoo and have been in secret for quite some time. After a through internal investigation, it has been determined that Acigoo is too dangerous to use as a military weapon. Unfortunately, we have no knowledge of how to dispose of this volatile substance safely. As it would be decidedly unsafe to sell it off to the highest bidder as is our normal policy with such things, I have personally decided that the best course of action is to hand our Acigoo over to one of the nations working to destroy it and rid it from our universe. The Ministry of Health and Safety is working along with the Ministry of Research and Science and the Ministry of the Armada and Military to ready the Acigoo for transport. It is my wish that an arrangement to have the substance taken off our hands be reached as quickly as possible.
With best wishes,
-Xanthalian Dictator Vladimir Museveni
Fire the Acigoo into a black hole. That's the only way to destroy it, except for an orbital bombardment.

It is destroyed under incredible pressure or extreme heat. We burned the infestation into the ground with nearly every flame weapon we had. After reaching several thousand degrees in temperature, it was gone. We lacked orbital bombardment at the time, and am only just now developing a minor fleet.

An effective solution for less developed nations would be to hit the stuff with small nukes or incredibly hot burning chemicals. It takes a while and is very costly though.

We will follow Foe Hammer's suggestion. We should be able to spare a stripped Camel class transport to dispose of the substance.

Fire the Acigoo into a black hole. That's the only way to destroy it, except for an orbital bombardment.

OOC:

You don't think the guys on the other side of the black hole might not take kindly to that? What if they started chucking uncontained anti-matter into their side of the hole?

:shock:

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