NationStates Jolt Archive


Gay Agenda

Absolute Pleasure
23-02-2004, 19:56
Absolute Pleasure has adopted this agenda to promote homosexuality. It would be appreciated if all other countries would pass this on to their homosexual communities.

THE HOMOSEXUAL
AGENDA


Item #1: Recruit! Raise the homosexual/heterosexual population ratio from 10% gay to 40% gay by 2050. This goal can be achieved through:

• More efficient child recruitment techniques. Infiltrate children’s organizations such as little league sports, Boy Scouts of America, Girl Scouts of America, Roman Catholic youth groups, public schools (start with the ones that don’t have prayer), etc….
• Advertise the homosexual lifestyle on supportive television networks such as MTV and NBC. Emphasize the carefree, sexualized, anti-Christian lifestyle of homosexuality as superior to ho-hum, puritanical heterosexuality. Show lots of condoms, dildos, drugs, abortions, unprotected sex and other appealing activities/items that homosexuals love in commercials advocating the homosexual lifestyle.


Item #2: Destroy the family as a basic social unit. This goal can be achieved through:

• Getting married and adopting children. Activist judges will help make it legal. Pass same-sex marriage off under the guise of “equal rights” before revealing that all heterosexual marriages will spontaneously dissolve one by one within a few years after gay marriage becomes legal. Raise all our adopted children to be gay to boost numbers of homosexuals.


Item #3: Make sure we all get AIDS, then pass it on to everyone else. (Find a cure and distribute it ONLY to gay people.) This goal can be achieved through:

• Lots of totally crazy unprotected gay sex with multiple partners and random strangers. This includes but is not limited to butt fucking, rimming, giving head, getting head, steamy ****-on-**** action, handjobs, blowjobs, pussy-eating, fisting, threesomes, foursomes, orgies, etc….
• Pass on HIV to heterosexuals by controlling all food venues and infecting dishes by touching them with semen-covered hands, getting HIV into medical instruments, taking advantage of ties to Al-Qaida to infect the entire US water supply with mutated super-contagious forms of the virus.



If you are gay, pick up your copy of the Homosexual Agenda at the nearest Human-Rights Campaign Office or call your local sex hotline for more information. Be sure not to let any heterosexuals find out, especially Focus on the Family or the Moral Majority
The Ctan
23-02-2004, 20:30
OOC: Right....
Alcona and Hubris
23-02-2004, 20:32
OOC:???? All I can say is girls are fun in the sack
Arwarman
23-02-2004, 20:47
I would agree if that wasnt the stupidist thing i had ever heard!!
Absolute Pleasure
24-02-2004, 00:46
The right wing has always claimed we had an agenda, so here it is. Please, distribute.
Knootoss
25-02-2004, 01:45
The right wing has always claimed we had an agenda, so here it is. Please, distribute.

ROFL :mrgreen:

Hilarious. Where did you get it?
Teakland
28-02-2004, 08:18
OOC: You know, I'd always heard about the Homosexual Agenda, but I thought it was one of those daytimers with a rainbow on it. Anyhow: very funny stuff. Two thumbs up.
The Most Glorious Hack
28-02-2004, 08:24
"Boy Scouts of America"? "Girl Scouts of America"? America? Never heard of it. Do you mean, perhaps, Amerigo?

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
Euroslavia
28-02-2004, 08:25
:lol:
Lavenrunz
28-02-2004, 08:30
OOC: Very very clever!
Since this was IN CHARACTER...
IC:

The Empire of Lavenrunz condemns the current policey of Absolute Pleasures, as they constitute intentions to formet dissension against traditional Roman Catholicism, and are terrorist plans to boot. Therefore, we urge the civilized nations of the world to implement economic sanctions at once. Absolute Pleasure nationals will be forbidden to travel to Lavenrunz for the time being.

Karl von Effner, Foreign Minister.
Magnus Valerius
28-02-2004, 09:16
OOC:

That was pretty clever of you.

Alright, I'm going on a less-than-serious tone here...

IC:

The Crown Empire of Magnus Valerius would like to inform Absolute Pleasures that all homosexuals found in Valeria are executed via Hot Poker in public. We must guard the central tenets of civilization: Religion and Family. Of course, we ask your permission for us to do this bloody act upon your people before we:

1) Invade
...or
2) Impose economic sanctions
...or
3) Market "Red Hot Prods" as items of self-gratification to your people.

- Phillipe Mauclerc
Primary Valerian Diplomat