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ASW Military Press Release - "Darwin"

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21-02-2004, 10:55
(Quoted from: Viewpoint Times, ASW, Vol. 48, Issue 10, pps 1. Article: "Darwin", Author: Hans Schneider)



Darwin, father of evolutionary theory, has recently received an ASW honor as to having a research and production facility named after him. What can be said, though, is that the purpose of the new structure is somewhat grim in the eyes of the public.

Today, earlier at a press conference, General Robert Steinhauser, successor of the old D'Armand Shacklar, announced the construction of new 'bio-weapons' plants in a vast underground network beneath the city Viewpoint, ASW's capital. What will be manufactured there is classified, but it "...Circumvents the need for germn warfare, opening entirely new developments not yet explored," said General Robert Steinhauser, when asked directly what this plant would be.

"Simply stated, this plant will be used to house all the older warhead stocks of ASW, and work towards disarming them in favor of a new strain of weaponry. I can't reveal what it is to you, but I can assure you it will be revolutionary, and will, by most means, be acceptable to the UN. We aren't quite sure whether to classify our new projects as 'biological' weapons, though. Nevertheless, the outcomes will be very much alive and efficient for weaponized use."

We have no more information on 'Darwin' at this time, although it is needless to say that the results will be impressive.

OOC: If you've ever played Hybrid Heaven, you have an idea towards what 'bio-weapons' I'm talking about. Anyways, there's more to come later when I get another opportunity to slack off and dream in math class. Comments?