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OOC: One day while I was reading Michael Moore's book, "Dude, Where's My Country?" I thought, what would America be like if Michael Moore was elected President of the United States. This nation, set in the year 2004 had Michael Moore running as the Democratic Candidate agianst Bush and America, picked Michael Moore to be President... Let's hear his inaugural address...

IC: "My fellow Americans, now that the bulk of you have finally read my books and found out what a crook Bush is rose in one voice and voted ME into office! Now that I am in office I promise to hold all my campaign blood oaths and do the following.

1. Ban Corporations and Companies in all forms and take all the money from the evil thieving CEO's and give it back to the PEOPLE!

2. Ban the Republican Party (and all future Conservative Parties) from the United States and have all members of the G.O.P. rounded up and taken to death camps... did I say death camps? I meant happy camps where you will eat the finest meals, live in 5 star quarters, have access to fabulous doctors, and be able to exerise regularly.<evil grin>

3. In three days the War Criminals George Bush I and George Bush Jr and Dick Chaney will be executed in public for their evil crimes agianst humanity.

Thank you, and I will not say "God Bless" because Church and State are separate."


President Michael Moore
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The People’s Republic of Michael Moore America

...then I'd leave the country. The man's an idiot, more so than Bush could ever be.

I wouldn't leave. I'd lead an open Civil War against the corrupted Moore Administration. If the U.S. Military didn't depose him first, As their Constitutional Oath would require them to do.

[Office Announcement from the President of the United States]

"My Fellow Americans, as of 8:30 AM this morning, the entire Bush Dynasty was arrested after a Federal Investigation revealed plans that the evil so-called "Royal Family" of America planned to overthrow the Democratic Government and install an incest-Monarchy. What an Incest-Monarchy is however not even my speech writters don't know but we will find that out for you with another Federal Investigation.

Anyway just like Lenin did to the Romanov Imperial Family in Russia the entire Bush family (except for the former "Kings of America" Geroge Bush I and George Bush Jr) were executed for Treason by beheading, my Vice President, (Aka, my wife) wanted the Bush Family shot with Uzi's but I believe that Gun-Control should be my 1# Issue, next my other 1# issues.

Thank you, and I won't say "God Bless" because Church and State are separate."


President Michael Moore
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The People’s Republic of Michael Moore America

This could make a funny, interesting, and just plain neat Alternative Reality RP. Know it? Just voicing a thought.

OOC: Why not assasinate him preemptively? Surely the world would be better without him?

IC: We welcome your nation to the world stage, but be advised: The US government fell long ago and the US land was divided up amongst many nations. Menelmacar being the largest and most influential of these.

OOC: I doubt Michael Moore would ban conservative parties. He would just educate the population on why they shouldn't be voted for.

OOC: Why not assasinate him preemptively? Surely the world would be better without him?

IC: We welcome your nation to the world stage, but be advised: The US government fell long ago and the US land was divided up amongst many nations. Menelmacar being the largest and most influential of these. And there just ain't NOBODY what can stand against Menelmacar and not get hurt.

OOC: Why not assasinate him preemptively? Surely the world would be better without him?

IC: We welcome your nation to the world stage, but be advised: The US government fell long ago and the US land was divided up amongst many nations. Menelmacar being the largest and most influential of these.

"What are they talking about?"-President Moore

"Oh, you see for some odd reason there are a whole bunch of Americas floating around and Menelmacar owns one, we also own one and somehow that can exist side-by side. I don't understand how, you need to ask your Secretary of Science about that."-Secretary of Getting the President to Lose a Few Pounds

"Oh..."-President Moore


President Michael Moore
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The People’s Republic of Michael Moore America

I have no problem with your diatribe.....I would just suggest using quotation marks the next time you decide to plagiarize "South Park".
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I have no problem with your diatribe.....I would just suggest using quotation marks the next time you decide to plagiarize "South Park".
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"I can do whatever I want with south park quotes! I am a good friend of Matt Stone and I am sure he won't mind and if he does I'll just have my new No-Longer Secret Police take him out!"


President Michael Moore
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The People’s Republic of Michael Moore America

In RL, at about the time this latest Moore comment was released the U.S. Military would storm the Capital and arrest Moore.

You know, that is one of the Scariest posts ive seen on a message board in quite some time.

In RL, at about the time this latest Moore comment was released the U.S. Military would storm the Capital and arrest Moore.

But In NS reality only a minor military faction attempted an illegal invasion of Washington D.C. lead by the traitor Tom Ridge. He was arrested and his followers were burned at the stake in front of the Washington Memorial. Tom Ridge will be executed along with Anne Coulter, George Bushes I and II in a nasty public execution during a fabulous U.S.O Show along with hosts Hillary Clinton and Brad Pitt!

Actualy, Michael Moore long ago would have been arested and killed by the US millitary. Somewhere about where he killed Bush.

Actualy, Michael Moore long ago would have been arested and killed by the US millitary. Somewhere about where he killed Bush.

OOC: In this twisted version of reality however Michael Moore has the FBI, the CIA, and the major Military Commanders in his pocket, no one is sure HOW he did this but the point is that he did it and the American public, except for a few who are being bussed to the "Happy Camps" would rather have Moore than another four years of "Dubya"

Emperor Krildahd Voramix was quoted today saying, "What's the difference?"

I'd join the military just so I can start a military coup to remove that freek from power.