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Near Earth Space:
A large mothership zoomed toword Earth. An EVIL Mothership. On board where Rito Repulsa and Lard Zoo-Zoo.
'But Zoo, WHY are we attacking this perticular planet?"
Zoo responded: "Because, if we where attacking any other planet, the series wouldn't last more then a season. It's all about ratings."
Rito was still confused, but she stopped. Her husband knew better. So she sat down, and the ship approched closer to Earth.

Later:

The ship had arived at Earth.
"Now, let us send down a bunch of those funny looking gray guys. Now, where should we send them?" Zoo looked at different points on Earth.
"aw what the hell" he said, and chose a nice suburban place.
"Let's just hope 5 or 6 multi-colored superheros whering spandex don't try to stop us" retorted Rito.

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On a command chamber in the desert:
The large floating head known as Oz spoke to his robot helper, Beta 9.
"Beta, Rito and and Zoo-Zoo are on their way here. Find 5-6 teens or young-. Aw forget it, just get me 5-6 people who can fight THE FORCES OF EVIL!"

OOC: I'm a well known NS player. This is just something I desided to do for fun. Just choose a person in this suburban area, and join in.

OOC: Nice... a spoof of a show that seemingly spoofed itself.

I would join in, but it's too easy to kick the Rangers collective asses...

Buy an automatic handgun and two clips of ammo. :P

aw, come on Cimm. Your not supposed to fight the rangers, your supposed to control one.

aw, come on Cimm. Your not supposed to fight the rangers, your supposed to control one.

aw, come on Cimm. Your not supposed to fight the rangers, your supposed to control one.

aw, come on Cimm. Your not supposed to fight the rangers, your supposed to control one.

LOL!

(Thinking up how to join)

OOC: *tag* for amusement. I might get in later tonight but I've got my girlfriend coming to make me dinner and a few other RP's waiting. Looks to be funny though.

Dibs on writing an episode 'Nastification of the Rangers: Rito gets hot and sweaty with the Brownish Ranger.'

damn server. Damn multi-posts...

ok, I need 5 players at least, maybe 6.

bump?

Kelly the Pink Ranger

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A dark and brooding teenage male with long dyed black hair, earings, and who only wears black. Kelly often listens to gothic death metal and for fun or simply when bored, he slits his wrists. Often unpredictable due to his exaulted drug abuse, Kelly calls upon his Luciferzord when threatened, and smites the enemy with the powers of the pentagram.

nice...

nice...

ain't it?

nice...

ain't it?
:wink:

ok, we still need 4 more players. And remember people, you can use whatever color you want (Tan, Brown...I dare someone to do a Cyan one :lol: )

Zack the Black Ranger

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An African American teenage would-be Rapper who wears the latest hip-hop fashions. He listens only to Hip-Hop and watches movies with stereotype-breaking characters. He is a ghetto boy (but lives in the suburbs) and when needed will call upon the Big Pimpin'zoid when threatened to beat his enemies with the latest smack down.

Zack the Black Ranger

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An African American teenage would-be Rapper who wears the latest hip-hop fashions. He listens only to Hip-Hop and watches movies with stereotype-breaking characters. He is a ghetto boy (but lives in the suburbs) and when needed will call upon the Big Pimpin'zoid when threatened to beat his enemies with the latest smack down.

A little TOO close to the show, but I'll let it pass.

ok people, 3 more. Possibly 4 if we want a 6th ranger

seriously? :shock:

lol...I just thought it would be funny for a guy with a steriotypically girl's name and color to be a goth

I watched the original series but stopped around the time that the green ranger (who was my favorite) turned into the white ranger. I also think I watched the ninja movie...but that's about it.

seriously? :shock:

lol...I just thought it would be funny for a guy with a steriotypically girl's name and color to be a goth

I watched the original series but stopped around the time that the green ranger (who was my favorite) turned into the white ranger. I also think I watched the ninja movie...but that's about it.

heh. I was a PR fanatic up until PR in Space. Hell, I just got back into the show. There's just something addicting about it. :lol:

Anyway, I just thought this would be funny

bump. Still need 3 more players

*sigh* bump....

comeon, people....

grrr..bumpage...

Meet my Ranger :
Chris - The only reason hes a ranger is because he was wearing a pink spandex suit in public. He was wearing spandex because hes so obese its the only material that will fit him. And hes pink because hes slightly camp.

Meet my Ranger :
Chris - The only reason hes a ranger is because he was wearing a pink spandex suit in public. He was wearing spandex because hes so obese its the only material that will fit him. And hes pink because hes slightly camp.

grr....another pink ranger....

Meet my Ranger :
Chris - The only reason hes a ranger is because he was wearing a pink spandex suit in public. He was wearing spandex because hes so obese its the only material that will fit him. And hes pink because hes slightly camp.

grr....another pink ranger....

Is there any other kind?

the whole basis of PR is for MULTI colored spandex-whereing heros. You can't have 2 of the same color. Either Steel or you are gonna have to change colors.

the whole basis of PR is for MULTI colored spandex-whereing heros. You can't have 2 of the same color. Either Steel or you are gonna have to change colors.

I'll change to purple... just out of generosity.

the whole basis of PR is for MULTI colored spandex-whereing heros. You can't have 2 of the same color. Either Steel or you are gonna have to change colors.

I'll change to purple... just out of generosity.
added. And what is your Zord?

My zord is a giant doughnut that rolls people into oblivion.

ok then.

All right people, I still need 2 more players

Colin the Multi-Coloured Ranger

The would-be tech-head of the group, he has created his own Uber-Spandex suit. It is composed mainly of neo-Mithril, with tiny LEDs all over it. The LEDs can change his suit to any colour using neural commands through his head set, while the Mithril protects him from being harmed by any but the hardest blows.
However, he recently suffered a terrible head injury due to the fact that (since his suit cost so much), the majority of his helmet was made out of plastic, and a terrible ogre of sorts battered him round the head with a club. This injury has noticably reduced his IQ, which means that, although he has the best suit and droid (A Silver Turtle, of course :wink: ), he has the worst helmet, and is the dumbest of the lot of them.

Colin the Multi-Coloured Ranger

The would-be tech-head of the group, he has created his own Uber-Spandex suit. It is composed mainly of neo-Mithril, with tiny LEDs all over it. The LEDs can change his suit to any colour using neural commands through his head set, while the Mithril protects him from being harmed by any but the hardest blows.
However, he recently suffered a terrible head injury due to the fact that (since his suit cost so much), the majority of his helmet was made out of plastic, and a terrible ogre of sorts battered him round the head with a club. This injury has noticably reduced his IQ, which means that, although he has the best suit and droid (A Silver Turtle, of course :wink: ), he has the worst helmet, and is the dumbest of the lot of them.

LMAO!

ok, one more. 2 more if we want a 6th. And I'm still daring someone to make a Cyan ranger

Whats your ranger?

Whats your ranger?

I'm controling the baddies and Oz, the floating head and mentor of the rangers

I AM OZ! :lol:

bump

*bump*come on, people!

Colin, The Multi-Coloured Ranger recieved the call for his assistance. Jumping onto his motorbike covered in coloured plastic and little blinking lights, he rode out of his garage.
Or would have, if he'd opened the door.
Pulling himself from the wreckage, he yelled into his watch which was connected to Oz's mainframe.
"Erm, I may be some time...I've had a slight bump..."

ok, that's it. one last bump before we start the game with 4 rangers.

Since Colin had decided to walk to headquarters, he should've followed standard protocol and worn normal clothes. However, after the incident with the garage door it was slightly beyond his capabilities to dress himself, and therefore he stumbled through the suburbs with his Uber-Spandex suit flashing lots of bright little colours. Random passers-by dropped to the ground in epileptic fits, induced by the randomly changing shimmering colours on the suit. One of these people happened to have been walking towards Colin, and he fell to the ground in-front of the Multi-Coloured Ranger, rolling around like a madman.
Colin, however, was too interested in the damaged displays on his helmet. On still-functioning part had a very interesting circle darting around, with what looked like a plus sign in the middle. Getting out the odd thing in his pocket, he pushed a button on it and a beam of prettily coloured light shot out from the thing to where the circle was, but although the flowers that the circle had been on were on fire, the circle was undamaged. How curious, Colin thought.
Suddenly, without noticing the seizure-seized man lying at his feet, Colin tripped over him, landing with a bump.
This is going to take all week, he thought...

Lard zoo-zoo looked over his balcony on his ship. Space apperently had a breathable atmosphere. His lead assistant, Silvar walked up to him and sniffed the air.
"I smell...bad writing" he said.
Zoo looked over to him. "If your talking about the air in space, I can explain"
Silvar then threw a random monster off the balcony, who fell into the oblivion of space.
"yep, bad writing"
Zoo then desided to get off the subject before they started to lose veiwers. "Let's see how Oz's new rangers can stand agenst MY creations! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Zoo-zoo then sent down a fleet of winged Monkeys.
"FLY MY PRITTIES, FLY!!! MWHAHAHA!!!!"

Picking himself off the floor, the wristwatch device on Colin's arm began bleeping, indicating incoming danger.
"Winged monkeys, eh? Well, using my superior brain power I can deduce that the only thing that can stop them must be;
Winged Bananas!!"
Everyone around him, or at least those not subject to epileptic fits looked at him more strangely than they had been. He looked as if he was talking to a camera only he could see, as if he was something out of a tv show whose quality generated with each attempt to revive it...
Colin then bravely undertook a sacred quest to retrieve the winged bananas from the shopping mall, but dreaded what terrors may lurk there...
After The Adverts
Colin arrived at the supermarket, still oblivious to the lack of other Rangers. Through the carpark he saw devastation wreaked by the monkeys; windscreen wipers torn off cars, windscreens smashed, and fruit peels strewn across as though the casualties of some organic war. As he entered the shop itself, he headed for the fruit and veg. section. Although several shop windows had been smashed, it looked as though the monkeys had mainly left the shop alone in their destructive rampage. Finding the banana section, he wandered through.
"Hmm...Seedless bananas, no...The Most Sacred Blue Banana, no...A Tarasovkyan Raider (Metal Banana), no...Ah, winged bananas, here we are!"
As he left the shop, an assistant tried to stop him for not paying.
"No need to thank me sir, I'm a Powerless Ranger, it's my job."
Looking puzzled, the assistant could only reply, "I thought it was Power Ranger..."
"What? How did you know my superhero alter-ego?! Now I'll have to kill you, unless you agree to keep it quiet."
"Erm, yes, sir...Are you going to pay for tho...?"
But Colin was already walking off. As he approached downtown, where the flying monkeys were currently located, he released the flying bananas, their little wings flapping as they tried to keep the airborne fruits aloft.
But instead of plugging the monkeys ravenous mouthes, the bananas started forming a word in mid-air...

Recovering from the fit, caused by his flashing suit, that he had suffered on the way to the supermarket, he approached the monkeys with nothing, walking calmly towards him. Then he shouted;
"Jumanji! Jumanji! Jumanji!" and he smiled as the monkeys were sucked back into the Jumanji-Verse.
His beginners success wasn't helping cull his delusions of grandeur...

OOC: Where are the others? If they don't come soon, I may have to start spamming some T-gram boxes... :twisted:

IC: Zoo looked out on earth. "NOOO! my glorius monkeys! No matter, now I shall send down my newist creation! Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, I CHOOSE YOU!"

OOC: Where are the others? If they don't come soon, I may have to start spamming some T-gram boxes... :twisted:

IC: Zoo looked out on earth. "NOOO! my glorius monkeys! No matter, now I shall send down my newist creation! Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, I CHOOSE YOU!"

Colin bravely walked up to the leg of the marshmallow man, sure that he could eat the whole thing himself. But as he moved his head towards the leg and started to munch, he knew something was wrong. However far into the leg his head went, something prevented it coming near enough to his mouth to be eaten.
Very soon, the multi-coloured ranger was trapped entirely inthe marshmallow mans leg.
Needless to say, this strange "forcefield" was his helmet, it's plastic frame so light he didn't know he was wearing it...

OOC: Someone else take this one on, I'm not having a halfwit save the universe twice in a row...

OOC: The T-grams have been sent out.

With nothing else to do but wait, Colin noticed how his flashing suit was lighting up the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man's leg.
Being bored, he thought it looked kind of like a disco, so setting his wristwatch-communicator to stereo mode, slipped in a CD, and started doing the YMCA dance inside th leg of the marshmallow man.
"Y-M-C-A...Y-M-C-A..."

*sigh* Why is it that most of my RP's never get off the ground?

screw this...I'll restart it at another date...

*sigh* Why is it that most of my RP's never get off the ground?

screw this...I'll restart it at another date...

As the marshmallow man walked through the town, destroying as he went, falling pieces of masonry made noises along the lines of crash, bang, and bump...

OOC: Come on people!!!