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Commorargh is willing to give any nation the TV rights to the Commorargh Pit of Mutialation and Despair show. Here is a sample of the carnage!

*Subject is in a pit surrounded by 8 metre high walls with an audience seated on the top*

*Subject grabs a crude club and awaits his fate*

*At the side of the pit, a door opens revealing a huge dog*

*The dog lunges at the subject, the subject lunges sidewards and gives the dog a blow with his club*

*The dog wimpers but carries on in it's attack*

*The subject throwes the club at the dog and kills it*

*The subjest slips on the gore and blood and breaks his leg*

*The crowd boos, but a Haemonculus comes on from the side door*

*The Haemonculus slices the subjects stomach and his guts spill out*

*The Haemonculus carries the [alive!] subject away to be further experimented on*

*The crowd wanders of as 3 slaves come into the pit to clean the blood and guts away*

The Tv Rights are £7,000 a month!

Are the subjects willing participants?

Nope, why?

Let us just say that the Empire of RomeW does not support this then.

Let us just say that the Empire of RomeW does not support this then.

Why not? The slave dies and the Dark Eldar are amused. What is wrong with that?

We're not going to stand in the way of your country's practices- what your country does is your business and not mine- but it is not right to treat humans that cruelly without their consent. As weird as it may sound, being treated cruelly has to be a choice, not forced upon.

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I am most disgusted by the actions of you, the Commoragh Government, in treating your people in such a way. Not only do you keep slaves, but you also kill them for no more reason than your own amusement.

I would be most interested in seeing your head of state put through the Inquisition's dungeons.

Think we have room for him?

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Prime Minister Harold Cartwright

Most assuredly so.

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Minister for Spiritual Matters, Abbot Ver'Chan

OOC: Please note that I am a Dark Eldar nation. ..

I.C:
We must impress upon you the hilarity of a Mon-Keigh[human] being butchered and torn to pieces whilst still alive!

[I'm pretty sure the mods prefer content warnings for threads like this...]

Do not consider yourselves safe because you are unimaginably distant from our borders.

You might find yourself surprised...

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RIAS Head 'X'
"They will vanish into the night and fog."

Be quiet, spook. I know how we must deal with this lot...

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Minister for the Armed Forces, Field Marshal (retired) Michael von Derza
"Whenever possible, victory on the field of battle should be accompanied by victory in the enemy's mind."

I'll take it. This is going right on late-night informericals. Ill make a mint.

Your race is no more than the scrabbilings of ancients, yet still trying to come to terms with their mistake...

The Unwashed Messiah: Accepted, your yearly contract comes to $120,000...

Your race is no more than the scrabbilings of ancients, yet still trying to come to terms with their mistake...

I'll have you know, fallen one, that we have the ability to not only purge your people from existence, but also the very memory of you.

Your time is over. Let the light come.

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Minister for Spiritual Matters, Abbot Ver'Chan
"Change is the one great evil I strive against."

Any who purchase this... entertainment, will be destroyed.

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Prime Minister Harold Cartwright
"I am the Lord High... what? Um... er..."

Agreed, please inform my associates of wire transfer instructions and payment will be made immediatly

Roania - Me? HA bring it! (whatever it is) Or my customers? That Ill even pay you for, itll drive the market insane!

Agreed, please inform my associates of wire transfer instructions and payment will be made immediatly

You have just destroyed yourselves. Repent, and abandon this contract.

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Minister for Foriegn Affairs and Trade, Duke Simon Darquis
"Yes, Ambassador. But my answer will remain, as it always has been, no."

We will transmit a broadcast in 1[ns] hour. Note down the number of that broadcast and then turn to that channel on your Tv. There you shall find the program...

Roania:
I find it extremely unlikely that a Mon=Keigh race would have knowledge of the Webway

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Urien Rakarth,
Master Haemonculus and 1st advisor to the Archite herself

Agreed, please inform my associates of wire transfer instructions and payment will be made immediatly

You have just destroyed yourselves. Repent, and abandon this contract.

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Minister for Foriegn Affairs and Trade, Duke Simon Darquis
"Yes, Ambassador. But my answer will remain, as it always has been, no."

No thank you no Jesus for me. Also, Im a big fan of biological warfare so a densly populated nation like yours ha better watch out, weve cooked up some REALLY nasty virii and put them in orbit... so mind your own damn business

BuMp!

In the name of Televisual Entertainment, this can only be a good thing! How many of you so called "detractors" can honestly say that you don't hold severe punishments for criminals? Or force immigrants to run gauntlets to access your country? This lack of compassion for this nations TV programming just shows your lack of understanding. These people are surely guilty of somthing, if you look hard enough. Simply executing these criminals on international TV is simply a natural extension of the Justice system.

Dik Dik van Dik
Minister of Disillusionment

BUMP!

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Anyone?

OOC: Ah, the irony... Roania complaining about human rights violations! :roll:
I look forward to watching the upcoming conflict between Roania and The Unwashed Messiah. I would not defy Roania so lightly, and explosives do not function within my borders.
IC: As television does not exist in Dar-Kavryn, your offer has no possible value to us. We would not accept it even if we could. Most of us see no humor in the murder of a helpless victim. Do as you will, but I do not approve. Be glad I am not informing Treg Kivor of your actions.
-Taryd, King of Dar-Kavryn

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It would seem that I, Dik Dik van Dik, have killed another thread, and this time, I didn't even try!

Dik Dik van Dik
Victim of Circumstance

It would seem that I, Dik Dik van Dik, have killed another thread, and this time, I didn't even try!

Dik Dik van Dik
Victim of Circumstance

Uh! Keep to the topic guys!