20-02-2004, 10:09
Shocking news from the Nation of Joccia today.
Faced with the latest drivel from the UN, a spokesman for the Joccian Parliament said "This is one too many, we really can't be bothered to do anything about it"
It is understood that the Joccian Would Chipping industry has been limited to clearing no more than 50,000 square miles a day. Hitherto Joccia had no Would Chipping Industries. To compensate for the limits placed on the Would Chipping deforestation, the Wood Planking Industry has had it's limits increased to 100,000 square miles per day.
It is doubted that either industry will be able to achieve these new targets.
Faced with the latest drivel from the UN, a spokesman for the Joccian Parliament said "This is one too many, we really can't be bothered to do anything about it"
It is understood that the Joccian Would Chipping industry has been limited to clearing no more than 50,000 square miles a day. Hitherto Joccia had no Would Chipping Industries. To compensate for the limits placed on the Would Chipping deforestation, the Wood Planking Industry has had it's limits increased to 100,000 square miles per day.
It is doubted that either industry will be able to achieve these new targets.