Steel Butterfly
20-02-2004, 04:37
*cue music...*
Okay, in most "Superpower" threads we have one person asking for a list of superpowers, and then everybody chimes in why they are a power (mainly because they have XXXXX nukes) or why somebody else is a power (because they have XXXXXX nukes). Nothing is ever decided, and it usually ends up with the old people yelling at the newbies, or vice versa.
To solve this problem, we of Steel Butterfly have come up with a grand solution. After being nominated by Tarasovka, Nanakaland, and someone named Khallaca III, we of Steel Butterfly have determined that three nominations in a thread which resorted to flames is more than enough to justify our following decision.
Due to the arguments involved in determining the so called "NS Superpower," the forums get flooded with pointless posts. Now, as everyone knows that the General Forum, and at times International Incidents, is where bandwith and server space is supposed to be wasted, these threads are obviously out of place.
Regardless, we of Steel Butterfly determined that the only way to settle this ageless dispute is to come up with a quick and rational decision. Therefore, we of Steel Butterfly have decided that Steel Butterfly is the superpower of this realm known as NationStates.
Soon after this decision is announced, the reign of Steel Butterfly as "Superpower" will begin. To assure that the process was fair and that we did not make mistakes in our judgement, we of Steel Butterfly also established eternal reign for this "Superpower" know previously and still called Steel Butterfly.
No longer will...
...Fransico Spain['s] economy [be] in the crapper...!
No longer shall this be a...
...waste of time...
...and we have seen the last of...
...listen[ing] to the international community...!
Never again will it be...
...impossible to quantify NationStates "superpowers" in the borader sense... (exact quote :roll: )
For I...er...Steel Butterfly shall dominate this existance as the only, the proud, the "Superpower"...
*Dramatic ending sound..."BUM!"*
Okay, in most "Superpower" threads we have one person asking for a list of superpowers, and then everybody chimes in why they are a power (mainly because they have XXXXX nukes) or why somebody else is a power (because they have XXXXXX nukes). Nothing is ever decided, and it usually ends up with the old people yelling at the newbies, or vice versa.
To solve this problem, we of Steel Butterfly have come up with a grand solution. After being nominated by Tarasovka, Nanakaland, and someone named Khallaca III, we of Steel Butterfly have determined that three nominations in a thread which resorted to flames is more than enough to justify our following decision.
Due to the arguments involved in determining the so called "NS Superpower," the forums get flooded with pointless posts. Now, as everyone knows that the General Forum, and at times International Incidents, is where bandwith and server space is supposed to be wasted, these threads are obviously out of place.
Regardless, we of Steel Butterfly determined that the only way to settle this ageless dispute is to come up with a quick and rational decision. Therefore, we of Steel Butterfly have decided that Steel Butterfly is the superpower of this realm known as NationStates.
Soon after this decision is announced, the reign of Steel Butterfly as "Superpower" will begin. To assure that the process was fair and that we did not make mistakes in our judgement, we of Steel Butterfly also established eternal reign for this "Superpower" know previously and still called Steel Butterfly.
No longer will...
...Fransico Spain['s] economy [be] in the crapper...!
No longer shall this be a...
...waste of time...
...and we have seen the last of...
...listen[ing] to the international community...!
Never again will it be...
...impossible to quantify NationStates "superpowers" in the borader sense... (exact quote :roll: )
For I...er...Steel Butterfly shall dominate this existance as the only, the proud, the "Superpower"...
*Dramatic ending sound..."BUM!"*