NationStates Jolt Archive


Mass Mutiny In the LRRSF (Attn. Prince Dozle)

Lunatic Retard Robots
19-02-2004, 18:12
Starchaser 2 Deep Space Shipyard

Admiral John Strauss sits in his chair inside his spacious office, reviewing battle reports. Morale inside the station was low, there was even hushed talk of mutiny. If they submit to Prince Dozle, he will surely let them live, perhaps even give them regional government positions over captured LRR territories.

Dozle/Klonor- Stalemate, 2nd Battlefleet taking heavy losses

Dozle/Proxima- Unknown

Dozle/Earth- Heavy Losses, Dozle making large gains

"Oh what's the use!"
"What, sir?"
"Why do we even bother to fight Dozle?"
"I don't know, sir."
"You don't know."

He turns around in his chair to face the communications terminal.

"What ships do we have here?"
"Mostly light cruisers. The fleet isn't due back for months. We've also got a lot of frigates and the exotic ships fleet."
"Good. Get me in touch with this Dozle guy, I think we might be able to work out a deal."
"Done, sir."
"Honorable Prince Dozle, this is Admiral Johnathan Strauss, formerly of the LRRSF. We have realized that our cause is futile and we wish to join you in your campaign against the infidels."

He transmits the coordinates of the station.

"The Starchaser 2 shipyard and all its ships are at your disposal."