NationStates Jolt Archive

I, Head Zombi of Zombidom, would like to make a proposition for worldwide cannibalism.

It would help hunger in countries and would create more room for landscaping, real estate, etc. by negating the need for graveyards. When a person dies, their flesh can be harvested by meat-packers and put out at butchers, grocery stores, et al. This would create more jobs, as it would be an entirely new field being dealt with, requiring more people to work it.

Obviously it would be subject to the FDA, who would approve different cuts of human meat with different grades, just like all other kinds of meat. Diseased pieces would not be harvested.

Please consider this.

Head Zombi of Zombidom

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You are truly mad.

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I've always enjoyed the taste of human flesh.

this is exactly why i quit the UN....stupid people like this proposing the dumbest laws... people need to think logically for once.

ASW uses a similar pattern. ASW is pretty much a nation where the poor people essentially live in factories. People who die of being overworked are ground up into a paste and fed to workers. Those who die of old age, disease, etc. receive the same treatment. Regardless of present physical capability, they are requried to keep working or go without meals. Most people keep working, mainly because food for them is not readily available as it is.

Clearly, don't move to ASW if you are economically challenged. We like to turn blind eyes to human cruelty if there's money to be made.

ASW, your ideas intrigue the zombies. We also believe in making money by any means neccesary. That is why Zombidom has public executions, mandatory nudity and no child-labor laws. Ever since all the little zombies have been put to work, our economy has grown by leaps and bounds. We applaud you in your cause.

this is exactly why i quit the UN....stupid people like this proposing the dumbest laws... people need to think logically for once.

Euroslavia, why don't you go and crawl behind a bush and die or something?
Then we could eat you.

It doesn't matter if you want to be eaten or not really, we are zombis after all.

The nation of Capitalist Fokkers was the first to fall to the wrath of the mighty zombis, as an outbreak occurred recently.
But, to be honest, we can't say we regret it.

We are rich and dead.
What more could you want?


Simply because an idea you don't agree with is suggested Euroslavia, doesn't make it stupid. Even if it is stupid, that doesn't mean it shouldn't be proposed.
The question, Euroslavia, really becomes: Are you for free speech or against it?
If you are for it, there is, as a great intellectual once argued, only one way to be for it.

The UN is useless. And I'm gettin really close to go n00b stomping. Proposing something like that would cause others to feel the same way. Especially if it gets passed.

The UN is useless. And I'm gettin really close to go n00b stomping. Proposing something like that would cause others to feel the same way. Especially if it gets passed.

Zombidom does not fear empty threats leveled at others via the Internet