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Gun Battle with Mc Donalds Employee's in the Ukraine!

Russian Forces
17-02-2004, 10:02
During the crack down on Private owned fast food and the development of food distribution camps for Ukrainians, Employee's of Mc Donalds took up arms and fought against Russian Police men in Kiev. One Citizen claimed he saw a man in a Ronald Mc Donald costume wave an Ak-47 in the air with a few other costumed characters chucking molotov cocktails around the place. A frail old woman said " Oh my god it was hell out there! I just wanted to buy my son a cheeseburger and then Grimace just jumped out of the drive through waving a RPG launcher!"

The Army had to be sent in with the most deadliest hardware they can muster. The fight lasted for 30 minutes with all of the costumed characters dead. Ronald Mc Donald was dragged out by OMON police after shell shocking everyone in the building with a T-90 shell. Ronald was clubbed by Buttstocks but didn't last long.

Afterwards a bunch of Obese people started a riot, protesting with the destruction of Mc Donalds. Russian Authorities tried to use rubber palets and water hoses but had no affect. Live ammunition was needed to take down the greedy capitalist pigs.


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Ukrainian propaganda methods to bring down mc Donalds



http://garikru.narod.ru/funmcd/Rusbigmac.jpg

McDonalds was a delecacy in Russia
Russian Forces
17-02-2004, 10:14
BUMP!
Western Asia
17-02-2004, 10:41
lol RED HAIRED COMEDIC CAPITALIST DOGS!!!
Russian Forces
17-02-2004, 10:54
HURRAH! Death to greedy capitalists!
Russian Forces
18-02-2004, 10:20
BUMP!
18-02-2004, 10:36
Long Live Ukrainian Resistance! :D
Russian Forces
18-02-2004, 10:39
Hey These are mad Ukrainians! Come on... they are scaring all of the children!