Neo Earth
15-02-2004, 21:52
[news Broadcast]
Jake: "..and then, he just pushed her out of his way! And went straight to Kara! Yeah, thats the fianle I've been wanting! Just the way to end a great soap oper...What? We're on?!? What the (beep)ing hell! Um, yeah, eh...Welcome! I am Jake, and you are watching...me embarass myself...I mean, the NNN, Neonic News Network. Todays top story is that several Scientists and Astronomers have concluded that today is the anniversery of Neo Earth! Just as the world turned 1 on November 13, Neo Earth is now 1, today, Feburary 15. The same name as the world unit has been used, 1 RL. It is a peculier happenig, only coming once every 52 years (1 RL week=1 NS year). Emperor Ryo-Tan declared today a national holiday, known as RL-day!
Also, Emp. Ryo has set a record of making the most national holidays.
Now, over to Scotty with the Weather.
Now, what the hell happened! Why wasn't I told we were filming! Damn, bitches. Your all worthles...What? I'm still on? AAAARRRGH!
[Jake jumps at the camera, knocking it down. It then goes out]
[end broadcast]
Jake: "..and then, he just pushed her out of his way! And went straight to Kara! Yeah, thats the fianle I've been wanting! Just the way to end a great soap oper...What? We're on?!? What the (beep)ing hell! Um, yeah, eh...Welcome! I am Jake, and you are watching...me embarass myself...I mean, the NNN, Neonic News Network. Todays top story is that several Scientists and Astronomers have concluded that today is the anniversery of Neo Earth! Just as the world turned 1 on November 13, Neo Earth is now 1, today, Feburary 15. The same name as the world unit has been used, 1 RL. It is a peculier happenig, only coming once every 52 years (1 RL week=1 NS year). Emperor Ryo-Tan declared today a national holiday, known as RL-day!
Also, Emp. Ryo has set a record of making the most national holidays.
Now, over to Scotty with the Weather.
Now, what the hell happened! Why wasn't I told we were filming! Damn, bitches. Your all worthles...What? I'm still on? AAAARRRGH!
[Jake jumps at the camera, knocking it down. It then goes out]
[end broadcast]