NationStates Jolt Archive


Dregruk closes off its borders!

Dregruk
14-02-2004, 17:55
(The newsanchor is illuminated when the news tune finishes)

"Good evening. We apologise for interrupting the scheduled programs, but there is a breaking story. We go live to Vladimir Andropov, at the Dregruk High Punishment Building."

(Camera changes to see a man wearing thick woolen gloves and a thick woolen hat standing in front of massive marble stairs in the snow)

"...just moments ago. For those of you who have just joined us, we are in front of the High Punishment Building, on account of the ground-breaking news that has emerged just half an hour before. Here is the footage of High Punisher Hrrachen's speech..."

(Camera cuts to a man at a stand, making a speech to a mass audience)

"People of Dregruk. We live in uncertain times. All around the world, countries launch nuclear weapons against each other for little or no reason. Not only that, but the number of terrorist attacks in neighbouring countries are becoming more threatening by the minute. We must act now, to protect ourselves from these dangers. That is why, on the 14th of February, 2004, the Militaristic Dominion of Dregruk is closing any borders with the rest of the world." (The crowd begins cheering)

"Any tourists inside our country will be sent packing in the next 24 hours. The only people that will be allowed to cross our borders will have to be pre-granted by the diplomatic department at least 1 hour before they cross. Any people trying to cross without being authorised will be shot down (If they are in the air), machine gunned (If they try by foot) or torpedoed (If they try by sea)!" (The crowd erupts into a frenzy of cheering)

(Camera cuts back to the news anchor)

"Thank you for joining us."

(Fades)

OOC: This may turn into an RP if anyone can be bothered..