The Ultimate Warrior(s)
Assington
13-02-2004, 11:20
In a quest to determine the ultimate warrior(s) of NS, Assington puts forward the prized warrior(s).......
The horrifying duo......
The terrible two......
Feared among many of NS.......
The ruthless, evil and down right nasty.....
Monkey and Dog!
http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/monkey-with-dog.jpg
Dare you earn the wrath of such fearsome warriors?
I think not.
Is there a pair of warriors more fierce and lethal than these two?
Definately not.
May you all cower in fear!
Demonic Gophers
13-02-2004, 11:30
Oh? I think we could find a couple of challengers....
-Lira, officer of communications, the Demonic Gopher Army.
http://www3.sk.sympatico.ca/alloy/images2/gopher.jpg
Assington
13-02-2004, 11:34
wahhhhh!
A Gopher! And it has a computer..... think of the email bombs?!?!?!?!
It's time you tasted the fury of the feline kingdom!
http://www.lioncrusher.com/ecard/kitten.jpg
Demonic Gophers
13-02-2004, 11:45
http://www.marmotburrow.ucla.edu/images/ybac3.jpg
Zeek, supreme leader of the Demonic Gopher Army
http://www.curtrich.com/gopher.jpg
http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chippy.jpg
Two of the soldiers of the Army of Demonic Gophers
Assington
13-02-2004, 15:38
Your soldiers are no match for......
Ninja Monkey & Squirrel!
http://www.20six.co.uk/pub/erudite_baboon/monkeyfightvs.jpg
Tarlachia
13-02-2004, 15:43
We may be small, but we are fearless!!
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VQAfA9QbN!IlN7ZTLxdmoeBPD!V2RoaZlB0!VoHn17KJx8GqWDY9DBnfIdEE4yEhF6M4GRGvbD5pi!nNGWhM2oeYhkX*8t!e486 XwCukZG99KDBPbOB5o7OyRPMBIFUS/Catunderarrest.bmp?dc=4675458799199250977
(this one of our best fighters, about to unleash a world of hurt upon the gunman!)
Assington
13-02-2004, 15:59
This duck may look harmless, but don't be fooled. It is one of the most powerful beings in the universe......
http://www.greenbeam.com/postcards/cards/pcard.duck.lg.jpeg
Doesn't the mere sight eminate fear?!?!?!
Your soldiers are no match for......
Ninja Monkey & Squirrel!
http://www.20six.co.uk/pub/erudite_baboon/monkeyfightvs.jpg
As we speak, Ninja mokeys are secretly plotting my doom...
Assington
14-02-2004, 03:13
It is time to release a weapon that is feared around the world. One that strikes terror to all that witness such horror.
We release.....
The Spice Girls!
http://www.flux.no/kari/bilder/spice.jpg
*sees the Spice Girls*
How horrible and pathetic! We can combat it.
http://www.teletubby.co.uk/look.jpg
Cower in fear! We captured these monstrocities when we banned Barney and the Teletubbies.
Assington
14-02-2004, 03:40
NOOOOO!!!!
Not them!
You shall earn the wrath of......
Bananas in Pajamas!
http://home.att.net/~tvthemelyrics/images/ban.jpg
There is no defeating such a pair. They'll peel off their protective outer layer and release their mushy insides at you!
http://komodo.procombel.be/images/dragon.jpg
The Komodo Dragon Shall Defeat You All!!!!!!!!
Assington
14-02-2004, 03:56
That may be a strong opponent......
But it is no match for the fury that is.....
The Blue Butterfly!
http://www.bu.edu/abroad/graphics/quito/butterfly.jpg
Prepare to be wrapped in a cocoon!
http://www.lastrefuge.co.uk/images/photo/s-dragon05.jpg
The Komodo Roars in Humor at Your Butterfly!
http://www.skinhorse.net/gliders/graphics/2heads.gif
Face the horrible fury of the sugar glider! Suffer.
http://www.didyouknow.cd/kids/graphics/komodo.gif
Mmmmmmm......Food....
this should be in the general forum
OOC:
Dude, no, not there, this is a NS RP Situation, so please No.
Assington
14-02-2004, 06:37
OOC: Agreed. No General.
IC:
Your lizard won't be able to defeat the monster that is.....
A Koala!
http://www.inference.phy.cam.ac.uk/mcdavey/pics/2000/koala.jpg
I have no idea what to say expect.....
Feel the Wrath of The Komodo eating YOUR PUNY ANIMAL!!
::Komodo Dragon grabs the koala in the jays and shreads it, eating it.::
The Komodo BURPS with Satisfaction!!
OOC:
Cool.......rp fun....get to be insane sometimes, lol. :lol:
Assington
14-02-2004, 09:55
It's time you felt the full wrath of Australian wildlife. The most fearsome native creature we possess. One that can destroy by merely looking at you........
You cannot eat a.....
Wombat!
http://www.pbs.org/edens/tasmania/pics/photos/wombat.jpg
Tarlachia
14-02-2004, 21:18
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UADgAs0ZIzxype9DB!Svo6gGt3kIoVnEyQrVSjSHEiXVhD*oSRAucokTkH1W2waXLnLDJXkknCxtOpeMc2Z73OnDyTVH9B9Pt6n WYLrgn*vfWumGsoqO1nSCdBkAcHQZ/capfigwit.jpg?dc=4675459824799666229
Assington
15-02-2004, 01:11
*Figwit gets eaten by an army of crazy skinks!*
http://www.well.com/~mgarriga/skink.jpg
My God, what have I done........oh wait.....
Komod Eats the Skinks! AND THAT WOMBAT!
Tarlachia
15-02-2004, 03:14
MMM...Komodos are tasty....
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TADcAu0Xk6weDaXyC97m8TN4xQbtWUnDWM1V8Eggy56jQvyh6a6EQ61mbWdTpVEOy2ZnxLWs1W902BecU4DCZqoX!L!5LGGmE1* XoQ3Kb8Zi3LiGZ8vUCw/awil2.jpg?dc=4675458798892531455
Assington
15-02-2004, 03:40
Goodo, Komodo is gone. Now to unleash a force that nothing can defeat. Perhaps the most horrifying being in the universe!
Michael Jackson!
http://www.bitwaste.com/wasted-bits/archives/michael-jackson-monkey.jpg
MJ pats the nice doggy, causing it to explode.
Komodo, THE RETURN! He packs a Nuke, and blasts Michael jackson to Nothingness!
Komodo Say: I am STRONG!
Assington
15-02-2004, 09:06
http://www.bitwaste.com/wasted-bits/archives/michael-jackson-monkey.jpg
MJ's plastic surgery renders him impervious to nuclear wepaons!
Tarlachia
15-02-2004, 09:22
:shock: Yikes!!! That's gonna be hard to top......
Tikimana
15-02-2004, 09:57
The United Socialist States of Tikimana's national animal, the Domestic Housecat, can trump all of your efforts, because it is a protected species! And if you attack our national animal, the Union will be forced into war. So hah.
See http://www.freewebs.com/tfe/yard3.jpg for reference photograph of the domestic housecat.
Assington
15-02-2004, 11:32
link doesn't work.......
And nothing can defeate MJ!
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/images/bcolorsurprise/cover.jpg
Behold! The horror! The terror!
Assington
15-02-2004, 11:38
That, indeed is a horror, but it cannot defeat this!
http://www.bitwaste.com/wasted-bits/archives/michael-jackson-monkey.jpg
Komodo Getting Paranoid at the Repeated Michael Jackson Images! No! The Horror of it All!
Stop it! The repetition of the Michael Jackson images is traumatizing people! AHHHH!!!
*Collapses, trying to claw his eyes out after seeing a series of pictures including "Barney", "Bananas in pyjamas" and "Teletubbies"*
STOP! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS JUST PLAIN WRONG! *Babbling*
Assington
15-02-2004, 11:59
Breaking News!
Michael Jackson has undergone immortality surgery! His face will be on the media...... Forever!
http://www.bitwaste.com/wasted-bits/archives/michael-jackson-monkey.jpg
NOOOOO!!! We must find a way to combat Michael Jackson!
*panics*
MELT HIM! MELT HIM, I SAY! ALL THAT PLASTIC! HE IS NOUGHT BUT A GIANT ACTION MAN!
*Prepares a giant microwave*
It may work!
*plugs in the microwave*
But how will we get him in it? Who will touch such a fiend?
*Ponders*
Assington
15-02-2004, 12:13
*MJ wraps himself in alfoil*
(very thin, shiny metallic wrapping stuff)
*Microwaves are reflected off MJ and kill the microwave*
Wait a moment, I have a plan! Who is so low, so filthy, that he would touch MJ?! Hmm?
DAVID DICKINSON! His years of hunting bargains has left a permanent layer of filth on his hands!
Assington
15-02-2004, 12:18
*MJ prepared to brush the hair off his face and start making strange faces at people, especially David Dickinson*
"My, this looks like real, authentic 20th century plastic! I'm taking a closer look!"
*Dickinson runs towards MJ, trying to pull bits off his face*
Assington
15-02-2004, 12:23
*MJ screams in a girly tone*
*DD's ears shatter and cause his head to explode*
*puts on ear muffs to protect ears from MJ's screams*
This will do.
*ear muffs break at the tone of MJ's scream*
AHHH!
*covers ears*
Assington
15-02-2004, 12:26
*MJ produces a smile of disfigured teeth whilst sucking on a gloved finger*
*Eyes roll up into the back of head, falls over gurgling*
The horror... the horror!
Assington
15-02-2004, 12:32
*MJ approaches the soon-to-be corpse of Dregruk*
DIIEEEE!
http://www.david-dickinson.net/images/cac-DD_Chips_1.jpg
That's it!
*Dressed in an NBC suit*
No more games!
*Spears MJ and attacks him*
Assington
15-02-2004, 12:37
http://www.bitwaste.com/wasted-bits/archives/michael-jackson-monkey.jpg
*MJ begins to scream in brain exploding pitches whilst slapping Langham in the face*
OOC: I'm off, bye all.
*Jumps to his feet*
WE DONE IT, WE DONE IT! WE KILLED MJ! WOOH... Oh no...
*Sees DD still alive and well*
NO! I CREATED YOU! NO, STAY BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Seeing his accomplishment, he goes beserk*
AHH!
*Spears DD*
Komodo Eats DD, then spits his remains out somewhere in a lava pool or whatever. Komodo is Victorious and Remains ALIVE!
Tarlachia
15-02-2004, 19:30
It roamed the earth years ago.
It destroyed the minds of many.
It twisted the minds of others.
It stole your money.
It stole your family.
It continues to stalk the earth...
What is it??
(Disclaimer) If this horror kills you, we take credit. :twisted:
http://www.karnesec.net/unoriginal/images/dolls/mlpevillyn.gif
Tarlachia
15-02-2004, 19:38
Or how about this one....
She came alone.
She took the world by storm.
She bred hate....against herself.
She has a wardrobe larger than anyone else.
She tortured Ken.
She spawned horrors worse than her...
She kidnapped Mini-me.
"Farewell Mini-Me, all is lost. May you die a swift death..."
http://www.candyford.com/coolevents/barbie.jpg
Assington
16-02-2004, 13:22
wahhhh!
*MJ has been defeated, his exploded brain covering everyone*
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 07:42
OOC: Figures this picks up when I can't log on...
IC: The Demonic Gophers fear no being! Cower before us, mortals, for we are the force 'gainst which no lock may hold, nor fastened portal bar!
However, we offer an alliance to the Komodo Dragon and the assorted Fuzzy Kittens, because we like them.
Tarlachia
17-02-2004, 07:51
Karate Cat: "Meow-si, we-meow acceptow"
An alliance that shall not fall!
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 07:55
Excellent!
-Zeek, Supreme Leader of the D G Army.
The Spores™ shall send forth volleys of Four Exploding Toads. That'll teachya.
http://www.sporetemple.com/sporeanims/explodingtoads1.gif
The Mighty Komodo Dragon has Accepeted your Alliance! We shall EAT YOU NO LONGER!........and we apologize for that......
Komodo Eats Barbie, pony, and whatever, crapsem out over a lava pool, again. KOMODO IS STILL ALIVE! STILL HUNGRY......BUT WILL NOT EAT THE KITTENS OR THE GOPHERS!
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 08:05
Hail the Triple Alliance! We shall be victorious!
We laugh at the Exploding Toads (from underground, Bwahahaha!).
Assington
17-02-2004, 08:08
But can you deal with the horror, the master of combat, the ultimate warrior that is.....
Gir!
http://www.cosmosstudio.net/my-gir.jpg
http://www.webpost.net/in/intothesky/gir.jpg
Komodo Dragon chomps down on Gir, crunching and spitting him out, not liking the taste
YOU HAVE BEEN SPARED, BOW BEFORE THE KOMODO!
Tarlachia
17-02-2004, 08:10
Yes...quite simply...
*turns off TV*
***laughs maniacally***
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 08:19
*chews through TV power cord*
(That was at the station, by the way...)
We could have eaten him, but that was more fun!
Assington
17-02-2004, 08:20
*Girs puts himself back together and walks up to Komodo*
"Tacco Tacco Tacco Tacco Tacco!"
KOMODO SOMEHOW BREATHS A STREAM OF BURNING LIQUID FIRE ON GIR FOR INSULTING HIM!
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 08:23
*Girs puts himself back together and walks up to Komodo*
"Tacco Tacco Tacco Tacco Tacco!"
10 Demonic Gophers emerge from tunnels. They start chewing Gir into little pieces and carrying them away!
Komodo is Very Greatful that his Allies Are Not Wimpy Insects!!
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 08:32
Glad to help!
They bury each piece in a different tunnel, in a diverse array of locations.
Komodo Accidently swollows a Gopher hole, alive, but spits it out. Komodo is Just Playing! Ha, Joke is Funny, No?
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 08:37
Heh heh heh... :lol:
That gopher refrain(ed) from chewing a way out....
Tarlachia
17-02-2004, 08:41
Karate Kitten grabs a long piece of Gir, and plants it into the ground.
*meows evilly*
--begins to use the piece as a scratching post, digging the claws deep into the piece.
Assington
17-02-2004, 08:44
*Gir activates his auto-assembly function and pulls himself together. Looking around, Gir sits down and has a coffee and a few cupcakes.*
http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/botp/pic11.jpg
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 08:47
OCC: How'd he do that when pieces of him are buried? If you say so, though....
IC: Demonic Gophers build tunnels under each table leg, and pull the table into the ground. They then carry away all the cupcakes!
Bwahahahaha!!
Before Allied Gophers can do so, KOMODO SWOLLOWS GIR WHOLE!
Assington
17-02-2004, 09:02
OCC: How'd he do that when pieces of him are buried? If you say so, though....
IC: Demonic Gophers build tunnels under each table leg, and pull the table into the ground. They then carry away all the cupcakes!
Bwahahahaha!!
OOC: The auto-assembler uses magnets, powerful magnets to reassemble Gir.
IC: *Gir screams as his cupcakes are taken away. Once inside the Komod, he activates his 'special weapon'
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 09:03
Ah, but we can still take the table, can't we?
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 09:05
OOC: Wouldn't the magnets pull in any other random bits of metal that happened to be in the area? Also, what's his "special weapon"?
KOMODO SPITS HIM OUT QUICKLY, CHEWS HIM WITH HIS TEETH, THEN SPITS HIM FULLY OUT!!
Assington
17-02-2004, 09:15
*Gir begins to laugh evilly. The special weapon is still intact. Gir aims and fires all weapons at Komodo!*
http://images.quizilla.com/S/Silentsteel/1049360191_Capturessg.jpg
OOC: Yeh.... so now he has a few 'extra pieces'
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 09:24
Two dozen Demonic Gophers swarm up towards Gir, attacking his wiring and chewing up his 'special weapon.'
Assington
17-02-2004, 09:25
*Komodo gets blown to little pieces before Gir is unwired*
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 09:27
*uses mysterious demonic powers to heal Komodo*
Tarlachia
17-02-2004, 09:31
*Karate Kitten stands to the side, licking his paws, as he watches his allies effortlessly deal with the enemy.*
"Call if you need me! I'm right here!"
Demonic Gophers
17-02-2004, 09:45
"All seems to be going well so far, but it's nice to know you're there!"
Assington
19-02-2004, 09:28
But wait! There's more.
Feel the wrath of Australian wildlife....... again!
A Red Kangaroo
http://www.museum.vic.gov.au/bioinformatics/mammals/clearm.jpg
*Kangaroo hops around eating grass*
dwarfs can kill any monkeys, gophers, squirrls snd your wee dogy to
Kanuckistan
19-02-2004, 10:02
Cower in fear at the might at is the Army of Smiley
:twisted:
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_snipersmilie.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_borgsmile.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/AR15firing.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/Blasting_anim.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/BoomSmilie_anim.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/flamethrower.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/greenchainsaw.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/schlockicon.gif
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/solanim.gif
The Vaxintorians
19-02-2004, 10:45
Cower in fear at the might at is the Army of Smiley
:twisted:
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_snipersmilie.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_2gunsfiring_v1.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_borgsmile.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/AR15firing.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/Blasting_anim.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/BoomSmilie_anim.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/flamethrower.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/greenchainsaw.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/schlockicon.gifhttp://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/solanim.gif
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gifhttp://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/blackeye/comeandgetsome.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/blackeye/double0smile.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/sarge/Axe_anim.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/sarge/Laser_anim.gifhttp://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/edoom/buzz_saw.gifhttp://smile.achost.co.uk/s/contrib/edoom/samurai.gifhttp://mysmilies.rgforums.com/s/contrib/edoom/Wizard.gif http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/icw/030.gif
http://mindscraps.com/s/games/diablo/MEGA1.GIFhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/games/diablo/diablo_ani_fire.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/games/diablo/knightmov.gifhttp://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/games/diablo/Thin5.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/games/diablo/bonedemon.gif
Bwahahahahaha!!
Kanuckistan
19-02-2004, 11:00
<snip>
Bwahahahahaha!!
Bah; your army can't compare to the raw power present in my own.
To say nothing of...
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_bigcrowd.gif
The Great Homogonizing Smilie.
And we have spies everywhere
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_monalisa.gif
Assington
19-02-2004, 11:59
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/games/diablo/diablo_ani_fire.gif
Wooooo, that's my universal avatar!
The Vaxintorians
27-02-2004, 07:56
Bah; your army can't compare to the raw power present in my own.
To say nothing of...
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_bigcrowd.gif
The Great Homogonizing Smilie.
And we have spies everywhere
http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/new_monalisa.gif
Behold the infinite might of the Giant Evil Frogs!!
http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/bigbored.gifhttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/bigfrog.gifhttp://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/biglasses.gifhttp://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/biglaugh.gifhttp://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/bigtooth.gif
Not to mention The Collective...
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/anym/big.gif
And then there are these two... I don't know what to say about them.
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/turb/3eyes.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/turb/duhard.gif
Except "Run away! Run away!", of course.
Tarlachia
02-03-2004, 05:12
EDIT: Damn site was being picky about their page............wouldn't let me borrow the pic lol