Largent
12-02-2004, 22:02
As a Largentian scientist sat at his station examining their new medicine useing E.coli his boss came in extatic with a signed document in his hand.
"Do you know what this is?" he exclaimed.
"Of course not! Tell me now!" replied his grumpy employe.
"The go ahead to start project Superman!"
"Oh my god!" a smile broke out across, the usually stoned faced, Charles Baller. He had relized that the president had allowed them to start a human cloning project. He immediatly removed his wet mount from the microscope and prepare a slide the had been waiting to view for nearly nine months. As a few more scientists entered the lab they learned of the news as well and immediatley began to work.
Hours later Baller's eyes were sore and had serious cramps from all his sitting. He was more optimistic when it came time for the initial test. He was given his tools. Quckly he put salt water in his mouth and began vigerously scrubbing the inside of his cheeks with his tools. When enough cells were colected he spat the liquid into a stest tube. After several minutes his DNA was ready along with that of others. Dissappointment washed over him as it came time to leave but he looked forward to tommorows testing.
"Do you know what this is?" he exclaimed.
"Of course not! Tell me now!" replied his grumpy employe.
"The go ahead to start project Superman!"
"Oh my god!" a smile broke out across, the usually stoned faced, Charles Baller. He had relized that the president had allowed them to start a human cloning project. He immediatly removed his wet mount from the microscope and prepare a slide the had been waiting to view for nearly nine months. As a few more scientists entered the lab they learned of the news as well and immediatley began to work.
Hours later Baller's eyes were sore and had serious cramps from all his sitting. He was more optimistic when it came time for the initial test. He was given his tools. Quckly he put salt water in his mouth and began vigerously scrubbing the inside of his cheeks with his tools. When enough cells were colected he spat the liquid into a stest tube. After several minutes his DNA was ready along with that of others. Dissappointment washed over him as it came time to leave but he looked forward to tommorows testing.