Wombat News
12-02-2004, 16:22
… ENORMOUS CACHE OF LOST LUGGAGE
Identifying Bags Could Take Months
Angmar, Mars; Wombat News
Troops securing Angmar have uncovered what they called a “massive” cache of lost luggage, Menelmacari commander Oropher Calafalas revealed today.
While stating that the discovery of the lost luggage was a “significant” tipping point in Operation Carousel (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=120396&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=200), Calafas warned that it could take months to properly identify all of the items that allied forces had found.
“Many bags look alike,” Calafas said at today’s press briefing.
The cache of lost luggage appears to confirm the allies’ suspicion that Imakarum Mirabilis had been hoarding similar-looking bags for years in order to throw the world’s baggage claim systems into turmoil.
The hoarding of similar-looking bags, referred to by the allies as “arsenal of shoddy suitcases”, is in clear violation of international law, lost luggage legal experts said today, and merely reinforces the allies' claims that the regime was evil and that no further justification was needed for any attack.
A Kajali spokesman said that after the military conflict is over, it is the allies’ intent to return the lost luggage to all of their countries of origin, adding, “except to those bastard Snels”.
Another Kajali spokesman apologized for his colleague’s outburst moments later, saying that he looked forward to “working together with the Snel as important strategic partners for the new century,” adding, “those bastards”.
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Identifying Bags Could Take Months
Angmar, Mars; Wombat News
Troops securing Angmar have uncovered what they called a “massive” cache of lost luggage, Menelmacari commander Oropher Calafalas revealed today.
While stating that the discovery of the lost luggage was a “significant” tipping point in Operation Carousel (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=120396&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=200), Calafas warned that it could take months to properly identify all of the items that allied forces had found.
“Many bags look alike,” Calafas said at today’s press briefing.
The cache of lost luggage appears to confirm the allies’ suspicion that Imakarum Mirabilis had been hoarding similar-looking bags for years in order to throw the world’s baggage claim systems into turmoil.
The hoarding of similar-looking bags, referred to by the allies as “arsenal of shoddy suitcases”, is in clear violation of international law, lost luggage legal experts said today, and merely reinforces the allies' claims that the regime was evil and that no further justification was needed for any attack.
A Kajali spokesman said that after the military conflict is over, it is the allies’ intent to return the lost luggage to all of their countries of origin, adding, “except to those bastard Snels”.
Another Kajali spokesman apologized for his colleague’s outburst moments later, saying that he looked forward to “working together with the Snel as important strategic partners for the new century,” adding, “those bastards”.
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