NationStates Jolt Archive


The Daily Catnip, Volume 6

12-02-2004, 08:22
The Daily Catnip
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The New Age Dawns!

With the full successful migration to our new homeplanet with little or no troubles, a new age has dawn. Normal life is expected to resume within the year. In hindsight, it would have been easier to colonize and construct first before migrating to the planet Krowemoh.
Prince Rufus Mew, from inside the Shin-Ra Tower II, made an announcement that all relations with foreign nations will be suspended until the government scene becomes more stable.
"Is Krowemoh going to adopt an isolationist policy now that we are lightyears from Earth?" Reporter Dia Lech had asked during the press conference.
"For the time being, yes. However, once life has become more stable, the doors to Krowemoh will open." Was the Prince's reply.
17-02-2004, 03:20
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Church of Cori Founded! Made Offiical Religion of Krowemoh!

The Church of Cori, an organzation devoted to the worship of the Goddess Cori, was founded this day. Dubbed the official religion of the Krowemoh people, the Church of Cori has replaced all other religious organzations, and membership has been made mandatory to all Krowemohian citizens.
In other news, with the dawn of the Church of Cori, all other religions have been blacklisted as banned, and it has become illegal for a Krowemohian to preach about or worship any Deity other then the Goddess Cori. However, with any other religious influence being light years away, this is not foreseen as a problem.
This development was made by the new spiritual advisor to Prince Rufus Mew, saying that a lack of faith in Cori was what has caused her to not manifest Herself in the last thousand years, as well as the still recent Goddess Jessi incident, who his daughter and four other Psychics sealed away.
The population seems overjoyed, and responses to this move were impressively positive.
18-02-2004, 04:01
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Free College Education For All!

Good news for Krowemohian youth everywhere, effective immediately Krowemohian colleges everywhere now offer free education. The only fees students will need to pay will be for books and private, one-on-one tutition for struggling students. This offer is open to all registered citizens of Krowehom, Neko or not.