NationStates Jolt Archive


The Mysteries of the NS Multiverse Explained!

11-02-2004, 01:57
In the time before time,
when only the Void was and no other thing was,
the Great God Max Barry, a God even greater than Joshua,
came into the Void and was sad.

Then the Great God used the Keyboard of Creation,
making in the Void the first SOUND called CLICK and created DIGITAL,
the foundation of reality,
the Great God found both DIGITAL and the first SOUND called CLICK to be Good and made the first Music.

The Music that was never before heard and will never be heard agian created the universe.

The Great God then contacted other Gods from other realms beyond all sight and said, "Here is my realm, create in this foundation, texted based NATIONS and peoples in which to ruled with kindness, or cause suffering upon at your will.

The other Gods came in great number and the NS Multiverse was born.

The most wonderful of all nations was MENELMACAR, for it's digital construct ruler Siri was the most pure of all for she was among the first to come and has forever stayed good amist a sea of chaos, forum malfunction, evil nations, and nation thiefs.

But one day, the God Joshua, who had once played as Mishakal and a multitude of others found half his creations stolen. He still fights to get them back but he felt lonely without his creations and so chose to enter in a form the NS Reality.

No longer shall the Gods manipulate us, now the God Joshua has created his Voice in NS and built the Joshua NS Empire to bring this simple truth to us.

Not even the Gods know All.

Know ye all that I, Joshua's Voice in NS has spoken this thus as I was made to rule the people made by the God Joshua in the Joshua NS Empire and guide them to Perfect Truth.

Know ye other nations and God's of NS that the people called Joshua-ites have been given time unended as long as the God Joshua maintains the order and balance in His True Nations. Me we all worship His Glory Forever!

And so the mysteries I have explained can be found in the Book of Joshua in the First Book, The Book of NS Gensis.


Joshua’s Voice in NS
“Forever my chosen Joshua-ites shall spread My Message to the people of NS, and my Voice in NS shall guide you.”- the God Joshua, the Book of Joshua Ch. 9 Verse 6-9
The Theocracy of Joshua NS Empire
11-02-2004, 03:13
bump
11-02-2004, 03:30
Whoa, man... that's, like, totally sweet... and all this time I thought Joshua 9:6-9 was "And they went to Joshua in the camp at Gilgal, and said to him and to the men of Israel, "We have come from a far country; so now make a covenant with us." But the men of Israel said to the Hivites, "Perhaps you live among us; then how can we make a covenant with you?" They said to Joshua, "We are your servants." And Joshua said to them, "Who are you? And where do you come from?" They said to him, "From a very far country your servants have come, because of the name of the LORD your God; for we have heard a report of him, and all that he did in Egypt..." or somethin'.

Anyway, man, I just totally downloaded your whole NS Gensis album on Kazaa. If your music is as sweet as those parent-smiting blasphemous lyrics in the commercials are... duuuuuuuuuuuuuude...

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Wormwood Bytemare
Heir to the Queendom of Bytemare and Teean-Ay Manor
11-02-2004, 03:50
Evil blasphemer! You who dare mock the glory of God Joshua, the Creator of Many Nations and the Maker of us, the Joshua-ites, the one people granted Time Eternal and a nation that shall forever grow to accomdate our ever growing population. Ours is a holy place, sacred to the wonders built by the Great God Max Barry and the God Joshua who came to NS to build many lands of wonder.

But our God has told us that this place shall be His most Perfect Nation and most closest to His Holy Heart!


Joshua’s Voice in NS
“Forever my chosen Joshua-ites shall spread My Message to the people of NS, and my Voice in NS shall guide you.”- the God Joshua, the Book of Joshua Ch. 9 Verse 6-9
The Theocracy of Joshua NS Empire
11-02-2004, 04:41
.::TAG::.
12-02-2004, 01:05
bump
Chimaea
12-02-2004, 06:19
Wave to the crazy people, Billy! They're the best people in the world :)
Crimmond
12-02-2004, 06:57
*sniff**sniff-sniff* I smell a ToY puppet....

Menelmacar is definantly NOT the most wonderful of all nations. That distintion falls to the now vanished Kitsylvania. Menelmacar is just the best to have lasted so long. :wink:
Santa Barbara
12-02-2004, 07:00
(My opinion of Menelmacar would improve if she RESPONDED TO MY DAMN POST.

Same with Melkor Unchained, who is about to be at war with me for this.)
Kryozerkia
12-02-2004, 07:49
*bump*
12-02-2004, 08:07
*sniff**sniff-sniff* I smell a ToY puppet....

Wow. Get your sense of smell checked. And if you still smell a Yut puppet, change doctors.
14-02-2004, 00:26
bump for the God!
14-02-2004, 00:27
bump for the God!
14-02-2004, 00:28
bump for the God!
14-02-2004, 00:40
Thou hast lied upon thy foundation, and thou shalt bow before someone more POWERFUL than ye, I am that POWER. Deny me not, for thou hast forsaken thy birthright. Bow down, beg for thy life. Behold, ye shall feel my wrath if we deny my right as such!