NationStates Jolt Archive

Dear fellow nation

The Samel International Peace Summit, is the first in what we hope will be a series of conferences in Samel that will encourage world peace, through dialogue and understanding. The invitation is open to all, despite idelogical or cultural differences you may have with Samel. We hope that these differences can be left behind in order to create an open atmosphere, in which our government can be a arbitrator for those who have tensions or hostilities. The conference will take place in the capital Uelorn, at the Karrienberger Centre, hospitality will be provided for all attendants, and security will be tight, as well as privacy guarenteed.

OOC: Samel is a modern real world nation, although still invited fantasy and future tech nations keep this in mind :)

World peace? Dialogue? Understanding? What a load of rubbish. The nation of Sasqumanja offers an alternative to this liberal, tree hugging, wishy washy, slap them on the wrist shandy drinking wooly mindedness. Compulsary. Active. Euthanasia. For anyone who disagrees with us. The liberal UN will fall, and we will spit on its grave. :lol:

Ideological and cultural differences will be swept aside by megadeath (TM) the new brand of killing for the twentyfirst century. The great region of Gatesville offers widespread carnage to anyone attending this 'peace conference.' But have a good time anyway, there might be sausages on sticks.

By the way, all nations are welcome to attend the Sasqumanjan 'Killfest' competition. To the victor, the spoils! But clean up after yourself. Just because blood is being spilt, that's no excuse for poor hygiene.

Ta ta my fine fellows,
-Chancellor Willikins III, the premeir of the Nation of Sasqumanja.

The nation of Bailong will gratefully attend The Samel International Peace Summit, to here your views.

Samel accepts Sasqumanja's 'comments' and will certainly take them on board, despite there tone, Samel still strech's out the hand of friendship to Sasqumanja. Samel also awaits the arrival of the Bailong deligation, as it makes a bold and brave step towards international harmony, Samel only hopes others will do the same.

OOC: This is hopfully going to be a diplomacy, treachery and espionage RP. Perhaps with terrorism, if done right. The more the better as it will allow true squabbling and backroom deals. Samel however is a very liberal and safe nation, with a kind of north European feel, so bear in mind.

Well it all sounds frightfully interesting and believe you me I would attend personally if I could but I'm afraid the travel budget is running a bit thin. Well, I say thin, non-existent really. In fact, the accounting department has set up barricades around our offices so we can't leave. This might pose a bit of a problem since Boromanavia is threatening to invade and unless we get an ambassador over there within twenty-four hours then ten thousand people will be napalmed, but those people from accounting just won't let up about travel expenses. Ho hum, might as well plod on.

Ambassador Wednesday
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The government os Samel emphasises with Wallah and is willing in this great exception to fund the travel of your delegation to Uelorn, espcially if Samel could act as a forum for Wallah's conflict with Boromanvia.

The government os Samel emphasises with Wallah and is willing in this great exception to fund the travel of your delegation to Uelorn, espcially if Samel could act as a forum for Wallah's conflict with Boromanvia.

OOC: Note Boromanavia as a country doesn't actually exist so I'll have to play both sides of the conflict.

IC:

Well the accounting department is certainly open to getting me out of the country as long as someone else subsidises it and my opposite number in Boromanavia has agreed to meet in neutral territory. We shall be arriving at the conference within twelve hours.

Ambassador Wednesday
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

It is not a bizarre u turn on policy, but merely to put forward the anti-peace message that a delegation from Sasqumanja will attend this 'peace conference'. And we won't have any people in the crowd outside armed to the teeth. Or any disidents and troublemakers planted inside the conference room. No need to worry about planted bombs, guys with semi-automatic weapons or booby traps.
We will leave those at home... honest.

-Sasqumanjan Minister for Johnny Foriegner

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