Svea Riga
09-02-2004, 16:21
Supreme Commander of Armed Forces objects to entry into the CACE
Today at 9 am the Commander of the Svea Rigan Armed Forces together with the minister of Defense and their advisors gave a short press-conference regarding the sudden entry into the CACE. The Defense minister Mr. Lundahl and General Lars-Göran Rödin were both deeply shocked when they heard that a vote for entry into the CACE was passed especially when there wasn’t a 100% support within the government it’s hard to believe that any of the 2 parties against the entry would have changed their mind so quickly without something in return from government.
Journalists from all over the world is invited to the. The meeting is held in a newly built warehouse in Stock Holm where a couple of tables and a few hundred chairs have been set up. The warehouse is heavily lighted and armed soldiers patrol the catwalks that hang from the roof. Cameras are not allowed inside the warehouse and are confiscated at entry. Tape recorders are allowed but checked at entry.
“First of all ladies and gentlemen I’d like to clear some things out before we begin. This conference is not supported by the current government in Svea Riga nor is it officially known by the government. We do not speak for the government but rather for the people, the proletarians, the workers and the millions of people who has been slaving for their bread unlike the fat cats in the government who like leeches sucks the system dry!”
A man stands up and interrupts the General. “But sir, Mr. Lundahl is the minister of defense and thereby a member of the government. Is he not a leech like the rest of you… erm I mean them?”
“I’ll take this” says Mr. Lundahl and makes a stop sign with his hand.
“Sir, before I left Stock Holm yesterday evening I left a memo for the President Carl-Magnus Rödin saying that I hereby resign as the minister of defense in Svea Riga to join the USSRR (ooc: United Socialist Svea Rigan Republic) party and taking the place as their leader”
The same man stands up “But who is in control of the army now when you’ve resigned?”
Mr. Lundahl turn to the general. “That would be General Lars-Göran Rödin, but I fail to see how this question is relevant at all. I assure you that the armed forces are in good hands”
“But what body does those hands work for Mr. Lundahl? The government body? The opposition body? And do those hands control every general in the army? What about the 4 riders have you located them yet?” – The same man asks before he sits down.
Lundahl looks a bit surprised. “The army is in good hands I assure you!”.
“If our own journalists are done are there perhaps any other questions?”
Today at 9 am the Commander of the Svea Rigan Armed Forces together with the minister of Defense and their advisors gave a short press-conference regarding the sudden entry into the CACE. The Defense minister Mr. Lundahl and General Lars-Göran Rödin were both deeply shocked when they heard that a vote for entry into the CACE was passed especially when there wasn’t a 100% support within the government it’s hard to believe that any of the 2 parties against the entry would have changed their mind so quickly without something in return from government.
Journalists from all over the world is invited to the. The meeting is held in a newly built warehouse in Stock Holm where a couple of tables and a few hundred chairs have been set up. The warehouse is heavily lighted and armed soldiers patrol the catwalks that hang from the roof. Cameras are not allowed inside the warehouse and are confiscated at entry. Tape recorders are allowed but checked at entry.
“First of all ladies and gentlemen I’d like to clear some things out before we begin. This conference is not supported by the current government in Svea Riga nor is it officially known by the government. We do not speak for the government but rather for the people, the proletarians, the workers and the millions of people who has been slaving for their bread unlike the fat cats in the government who like leeches sucks the system dry!”
A man stands up and interrupts the General. “But sir, Mr. Lundahl is the minister of defense and thereby a member of the government. Is he not a leech like the rest of you… erm I mean them?”
“I’ll take this” says Mr. Lundahl and makes a stop sign with his hand.
“Sir, before I left Stock Holm yesterday evening I left a memo for the President Carl-Magnus Rödin saying that I hereby resign as the minister of defense in Svea Riga to join the USSRR (ooc: United Socialist Svea Rigan Republic) party and taking the place as their leader”
The same man stands up “But who is in control of the army now when you’ve resigned?”
Mr. Lundahl turn to the general. “That would be General Lars-Göran Rödin, but I fail to see how this question is relevant at all. I assure you that the armed forces are in good hands”
“But what body does those hands work for Mr. Lundahl? The government body? The opposition body? And do those hands control every general in the army? What about the 4 riders have you located them yet?” – The same man asks before he sits down.
Lundahl looks a bit surprised. “The army is in good hands I assure you!”.
“If our own journalists are done are there perhaps any other questions?”