..::Ruhr declares WAR on BIG pictures and Party THreads::..
The Parlaiment of the Armed Imperial Republic of Ruhr has issued an order to all regional forces in the last hour that should any parties be started, their home nations will be attacked.
The Topol-Ms are preparing, should one party currently be functioning, a stealthy nuclear missile will find its way to it and detonate a few feet above it. Hell, it might be a good idea for it to go the old fashioned way and just ram into it then explode. That might be more terifying.
Never the less, the Ruhrian Empire has issued a warning to all nations.
Party and die.
Agh!!1! Sports Tournaments count too!!
THis is n0w official! Ruhr prepares to launch three Topol-Ms at Europa Britanian's sport stadium for the football tournament.
The Atlantic Fleet perpares to missile attack!>
I gave you fare warning!
Europa Brittania
08-02-2004, 15:52
"Rhuhr sir."
"Who the hell are they?"
"I don't really know sir. They like boats apparently."
"You know what to do."
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[>>>Transmission to-Rhur diplomatic channelVia Non-encrypted comm relays RE:War<<<]
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Get out of our face.
--Cruztuf Xauyaltinaorianatanadario
--Level four civil pen pusher.
Message Ends
This just in . Three TOpol-Ms were launched at Europa Britanians capitol three minutes ago. The troops are now preparing a land invashun to ring them to there nees.
Tarasovka
08-02-2004, 15:53
High Council Headquarters,
Capital City of Vigvar,
Grand Duchy of Tarasovka,
Sisgardia,
Earth,
Solar System,
Galaxy,
Universe.
- OMG! NOES! Ruhr is going to attack us!!
- OMG! ECTOS them!
- OMG!
- Why did you just say 'OMG'?
- Everybody says that...
- I didn't...
- OMG!
Too more missles where fried at Traksova ten minutes ago. A ful fledjed document of war is currently being righten.
Europa Brittania
08-02-2004, 15:58
By using military grade choppers, supplied by a shady arms dealer known only as M. Barry, Europa Brittania is transported to a new location, far far away.*
*Say not as far as Middle Earth, but further than Narnia.
The chancellor was interviewed a few short minutes ago by the French News Network, Underground Today, Cable News Network, and Kaenien News.
The press shouts out hoping to get their questions answered.
French News Network: Chancellor Carver, why did you delcare war?
Underground Today: Chancellor, Did you underestimate the Taraskovan threat?
Cable News Network: Mr. Carver, what about the children? Vote Dean!
Kaenien News: Mr. Carver, did you have a rough night last night with Mrs. Carver?
Youth Magazine: Did you think about the 18 year olds youa re sending to die, sir?
Orange Concentrate Daily: How will this effect the economy?
Underground Today: Do you expect the IT industry to boom?
Tarasovka
08-02-2004, 16:04
Too more missles where fried at Traksova ten minutes ago. A ful fledjed document of war is currently being righten.
Too more missles where fried at Traksova ten minutes ago. A ful fledjed document of war is currently being righten.
High Council Headquarters,
Capital City of Vigvar,
Grand Duchy of Tarasovka,
Sisgardia,
Earth,
Solar System,
Galaxy,
Universe.
- OMG! They fired missiles at Traksova!
- OMG!!!
...
...
Who are those?
- Don't know. Us, mispelled?
- Spelling war!
- ECTOS Rhurururuh!
Slutbum Wallah
08-02-2004, 16:06
We're not partying, we're just... socializing. With alchohol. And music. And y'know, party food and dancing and things. Very sociable people we are.
We're not partying, we're just... socializing. With alchohol. And music. And y'know, party food and dancing and things. Very sociable people we are.
Prepare to be deaded by the nuclear arsenals of Rhur!
Live Transmission from USSNR Peoples Socialist Government Chamber
-Man, this part rocks....
-Yep.....
-Sure is.....
-Uh Huh.....
-Yeppers.....
-Man, ain't no one gonna ruin this.....
-Nope......
-Sure Ain't.....
-Na Uh.....
-Noppers....
Slutbum Wallah
08-02-2004, 16:17
Prepare to be deaded by the nuclear arsenals of Rhur!
Aha! Little did you know that this party is going on in the Rhurian embassy! You would be nuking your own soil!
Prepare to be deaded by the nuclear arsenals of Rhur!
Aha! Little did you know that this party is going on in the Rhurian embassy! You would be nuking your own soil!
Noe! You can't! Because there are no RUhrina Partyes!
Slutbum Wallah
08-02-2004, 16:32
Well if we're not in the Ruhrian embassy then... where the hell are we?
Well if we're not in the Ruhrian embassy then... where the hell are we?
Sum place that si aboot to be knucked!
Knootoss
08-02-2004, 16:51
"Diplomatic communique:"
"We stand bie our alleis Ruhr and our great allience!!!!!!!111one
We n00ked slutbum (bum... hehehe) Wallaah party 6394 times!!! Post damages within 15 minutes of face my wrath! I have manny allies."
u suck :twisted:
http://www.pmo.gov.to/soldiersmarch.jpg
Knootian soldiers marching secretly to battle!!!
Slutbum Wallah
08-02-2004, 16:54
The sudden nuclear armaggeddon has left the party-goers disheatened as the mass bombardment triggers a worldwide nuclear winter. However, we shall party on! Yaaaargh!
Tarasovka
08-02-2004, 17:02
High Council Headquarters,
Capital City of Vigvar,
Grand Duchy of Tarasovka,
Sisgardia,
Earth,
Solar System,
Galaxy,
Universe.
- OMG! The windmill builders are alongside Rhurururur!
- OMG! ECTOS them, too!
- OMG! Didn't we already do it?
- OMG! For sure...
- OMG! Vodka, anyone?
- Sure!
- Yeah!
- You bet!
Knootoss
08-02-2004, 17:03
That is impossabal! I invade you with 10002000000 troops!
They are storming your beaches.
Knootoss
08-02-2004, 17:03
going to the toilet. Will be back soon!!!
Tarasovka
08-02-2004, 17:04
That is impossabal! I invade you with 10002000000 troops!
They are storming your beaches.
They got eaten by ECTOS infested crabs :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Slutbum Wallah
08-02-2004, 17:05
We don't really have many beaches per say. You could storm the coastal town of Trent if you like. It doesn't have many beaches but it does have a very fine gift shop containing many pieces of intricate glassware.
And you accused me of bad rping... :roll:
OH WEEL> I CHUCK 20000p0000000000000000 Gagillion n00ks at j00 for 1 am a ssup3ri0r HaX0R!
OOC: I hope to God this is a joke making fun of certain *ahem* nations RPing... (looks at the pictures) that was a give away
Woah! Time to destroy! Lousy breakfastes!
IC: The troop fell off the boat, he ran to the shore and sswsam up the beatch. Once up, he opened all hell broke lose.
And on htat day, he was dead sure there was no God.
Knootoss
08-02-2004, 17:21
We don't really have many beaches per say. You could storm the coastal town of Trent if you like. It doesn't have many beaches but it does have a very fine gift shop containing many pieces of intricate glassware.
Y00 confuse me with long words, but you fail!!! We destroy the giftshop and steal the glass! :twisted:
My soldiers shoot the ECOSY ((pun @ european greens)) crabs with there M118D rifles!
Knootoss
08-02-2004, 17:23
And on htat day, he was dead sure there was no God.
:evil:
There is a god! God exists and it is mean to say that he doesn't!
God Bless,
The Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss
Wat? THere is so not a god! Burn the churches! Kill the heretics!
Let us build the abortion clinics in the name of God!
Until then, 42 Topol-Ms are sended to the Taraskcovanas and slutsbum wailiangs.
Knootoss, on htat day he was sure there is no God. We'll have to wait for another Htat day to ask him why. ^_~
The Chancellor released a notice today to the citizens. "No more parties! We are going to blOw them all to sardines!"
Tarasovka
08-02-2004, 20:29
And on htat day, he was dead sure there was no God.
:evil:
There is a god! God exists and it is mean to say that he doesn't!
God Bless,
The Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss
God? ONE God? Are you boxed out of your mind? :evil: :evil:
There are seven of them!
Seven Deities Bless,
Grand Duchy of Tarasovka