Aerion Princess seeks Husband
Her Highness, Princess Esolina, Second Cousin to the King, is seeking potential suitors to marry her. His Majesty's Press Secretary announced recently that the Princess is available, and that His Majesty has given his permission for her to marry whom she wishes. The Prelacy has their hand in this, as the Office of Royal Affairs, the official government's office for dealing with the titular royalty has been monitoring the Princess closely. They may try to affect her decision for political reasons, or so it is rumored. She herself is a beautiful woman with dark features. She is five feet seven inches tall, has long dark flowing hair, and tan skin. Her deep brown eyes are seductive, and intriguing. She has very dark beautiful look (Native American). Her Highness is not a Royal Highness because she is not of closer blood relation to the King. She has expressed her willingness to allow suitors to come visit her at the Royal Estate in the northern forests of Aerion, or for her to travel to them.
The official pimp of Xenieze would like to throw his hat into the ring for the hand of this princess. He says that he "enjoys long walks on the beach" and "doing the nasty."
this is his picture:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/740000/images/_743847_davids150.jpg
Hm...
I afraid James deGritz isn't actually a king... more of a "Dictator" that no one removes because of the good job he does.
But then again, I though the princess had met someone at the celebrations you set up...
Her Highness, Princess Esolina, Second Cousin to the King, is seeking potential suitors to marry her. His Majesty's Press Secretary announced recently that the Princess is available, and that His Majesty has given his permission for her to marry whom she wishes. The Prelacy has their hand in this, as the Office of Royal Affairs, the official government's office for dealing with the titular royalty has been monitoring the Princess closely. They may try to affect her decision for political reasons, or so it is rumored. She herself is a beautiful woman with dark features. She is five feet seven inches tall, has long dark flowing hair, and tan skin. Her deep brown eyes are seductive, and intriguing. She has very dark beautiful look (Native American). Her Highness is not a Royal Highness because she is not of closer blood relation to the King. She has expressed her willingness to allow suitors to come visit her at the Royal Estate in the northern forests of Aerion, or for her to travel to them.
Prince Fredrick of Aust, Duck of The North Provence and heir to the throne of Aust, asks for Princess Esolina marrage. he is 18 tall, dark haired and with dark skin. He wishes to meet with the Princess at any place of her chossing. he is also the hero of the Aust-Elvindom war. After elvindom made an unprevoked attack upon Aust city, he personnaly, after leaving the bunker rescued 21 peopole stuck in a subway station.
To His Royal Highness Prince Fredrick of Aust:
Your Royal Highness,
Her Highness wishes to meet with you, though is waiting to see if any other suitors make themselves known. As she wishes to make the opportunity available for others suitors to meet her, she would request that you meet her at the Royal Estate in northern Aerion. There is an airport in the nearby town of Odel that private jets may land at.
Sincerely,
Julia Unia
Chief Handmaiden to Princess Esolina
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Princess Esolina has made it known she still welcomes other suitors to state their intentions.
Our President Sam Harper, has been looking for his perfect wife. He wishes to court the Princess.
He is 29 years old, short brown hair and glistening glue eyes. He is about 6'4 ad farely built up (From his ex-military days) Mr Harper is a veteran from the Amerigo Slave War. He is also Busby's youngest President.
However, i wish to inform you that because we hold Democracy dear here in Busby, we must emphasise that Mr Harper may not be in the Presidental role forever. However, the people like him and his Presidental end is long away.
We await your reply.
Yours
Presidental Adviser Terry Smith.
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07-02-2004, 01:38
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The 3rd Son of the Archduke, the Duki Draco von Arthello wishes to court the Princess.
(Duki is the offical title of the son(s) of the Archduke who is not the heir of the Ducal Empire)
Draco is 23 years old, 6'7, with Anglo-Saxon features with beach blond hair, a muscular body, and grey eyes. The Duki wishes to meet the Princess at any place of her choice and hopes that they can get to know each other better. Draco is also a Major in the Armed Forces of the Ducal Empire.
(Secret Invitation)
To: His Grace Duki Draco von Arthello
Your Grace,
Her Highness has expressed special interest in meeting with you. She invites you personally to her private villa in the southern province of Aerion.
Sincerely,
Julia Unia
Chief Handmaiden of Princess Esolina
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Princess Esolina has invited other suitors to the Royal Estate, secret, though reports she may not be there so the suitors may need to wait.
(Has Fredrick been courting the Princess? If so, he and Princess Esolina have been staying at her villa by the sea.)
(Has Fredrick been courting the Princess? If so, he and Princess Esolina have been staying at her villa by the sea.)
OCC: I guess they have.