NationStates Jolt Archive

After a long uneasy tension between West Ukraine and its European Allies and Soviet Russia, Western Ukraine decided to become a sattelite state (OCC: I wish i had the link but i think his nation got erased in Nationstates) of the great Russian Forces. Russian Forces took its time to allow capitalism to die out in Western Ukraine as well as Moldova but it took time. Eventually the private market was about gone but except for Mc Donalds. Today Russian troops have shut down all Mc Donalds Restaurants and turned them to Food Distribution centres for the Ukrainians and Moldovians. "Finally the People no longer have to face corruption"! General Volkov said. Putin said "I hated the days of capitalism and when the mighty Soviet Union collapsed! All the sudden Mc Donalds Restaurants and foreign car companies were taking over! These markets represented our shame but finally we can rid the CIS of it once and for all!"

http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/reddawn_x012804.gif

OOC: tag, nice! you get a gold star.......but maybe you'd like it in Red?

http://picserver.org/view_image.php/4944C4961H3

OCC: YAY Red star!

OOC: Check link, i sent you a REAL red star this time

BAHAHAHAHAHA, oh thats funny stuff RF :lol:

OCC: Muahaha! I got a red star! Now we need a propaganda video of a T-90 chasing Ronald Mc Donald.

Our Message to citizens!

http://www.aceweekly.com/Backissues_ACEWeekly/000622/images/mcdonalds.jpg

Eat Heartly comrades!

BUMP

The Roman Free Press, February 5, 2004

"Nation gets rid of capitalism- with a Big Mac and Fries"

MOSCOW- It was a sad day for burger lovers today when the Russian Forces stepped in and decided to liquidate all McDonald's restaurants in its country in response to the country's decision to obliterate capitalism.

"The people of Russia, we are getting rid of a great evil," said a Russian official in front of a McDonald's about to be demolished. "The corporate machinations of the evil burger empire shall be no more in our land. Capitalism shall not reign!"

The destruction of McDonald's came after a prolonged but thorough extermination of all the facets of capitalism in Russia. In just under five years, entities such as the stock market and independent retail stores, among other strong capitalistic fixtures, have been wiped out completely in Russia, with McDonald's being the last fixture to go. It now makes Russia completely capitalism-free, an almost inconceivable idea just a few years ago.

Tyrene Emitio, McDonald's RomeW's General Manager, expressed disappointment over the news. "It's sad whenever we lose a part of our family...but, considering the way the Russian Forces have been acting, this isn't much of a surprise."

(OOC: I hope I got all the details right)

OCC: Just about but im not going to Demolish all Mc Donalds but turn most of them to Food Distribution centres.

After a long uneasy tension between West Ukraine and its European Allies and Soviet Russia, Western Ukraine decided to become a sattelite state (OCC: I wish i had the link but i think his nation got erased in Nationstates) of the great Russian Forces. Russian Forces took its time to allow capitalism to die out in Western Ukraine as well as Moldova but it took time. Eventually the private market was about gone but except for Mc Donalds. Today Russian troops have shut down all Mc Donalds Restaurants and turned them to Food Distribution centres for the Ukrainians and Moldovians. "Finally the People no longer have to face corruption"! General Volkov said. Putin said "I hated the days of capitalism and when the mighty Soviet Union collapsed! All the sudden Mc Donalds Restaurants and foreign car companies were taking over! These markets represented our shame but finally we can rid the CIS of it once and for all!"

http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/reddawn_x012804.gif

is that picture real?

OCC: Just about but im not going to Demolish all Mc Donalds but turn most of them to Food Distribution centres.

OOC: My bad. By the way, great idea.

"We congratulate RF's stance on this issue. For too long McDonalds has poisoned the people with high-fat low nutrition foods."

-Green Party spokesman

Say could you also target the Burger King Corporation and show these f*****g a*******s a thing or two about paying crap wages?

OOC: Dude in real life I work for BK UK and get paid less than mininal wage. Our resturant is falling to bits and nothing ever really works (hey two power cuts, the drinks machine upstairs breaking down and flooding out the first floor dining area and the tills which keep on crashing).

But hey the resturant is shuting down soon and we are supposedly going to get a new one in a former Adams clothes store.

Dude I'm looking forwards to the day that they tear the resturant down, thou Marks and Spencer won't be too happy about that seaveral tons of rubbish and crap we've lefted in the disused flat above the resturant (M&S actually owns the resturant building).

OCC: Nah that pic from the movie RED DAWN

Damn man... You must hate your job.

ICC: Mc Donalds and other fast food outlets are the pinnacle of FAT!

OCC: Nah that pic from the movie RED DAWN

Damn man... You must hate your job.

ICC: Mc Donalds and other fast food outlets are the pinnacle of FAT!

OOC: Oh yes.

One other thing........the sign in that picture (I think) says 'Over 4 Burgers Served'.

hmmm not sure... i think it said 45.

hmmm not sure... i think it said 45.

Actually it looks more a '%'

OOC: All this McDonald's talk is giving me cravings...

OCC: Oh. Nah Mc Donalds sucks compared to Burger King AKA Hungry jacks where i live

ICC: Pizza hut will have its turn!

Overlord Bradley Steelblood was doing paperwork at his desk when he heard the news.

"So, the Russians finally found an enemy they could beat," he snickered to himself.

He considered ordering Arman to send them a smart-assed message, then decided against it. The Russians were notorious for their hatred of autocracies, and so it was not hard to believe that they would attack an Ardan nation like Wretchengard for a simple snide comment. The Arda Alliance had bigger fish to fry at the moment, so provoking Russia was out of the question. Oh well, he sighed.

The Overlord went back to work, focusing his thoughts on more important things.

Fight me and your nation will be the surface of the moon comrade.

Careful what you wish for, "comrade."

its no wish but an option that can easily be persued.