Holy Wars
The holy empire of Callidus wishes to go on a crusade against nations ruled by Iron Fisted tyrants! No one should be forced to live in a place like that! Know this tyrants of the world your time of reckoning is near for when the might of Callidus comes down upon you retribution shall be swift and merciless!
We ask that any other nations out there join us in our crusade against evil support us.
Can I go to war with you?
ooc: are you going to reply?
Pope Heregnes XVII The arrogant snorted drinking deeply from a goblet of wine, rich purple spirits dribling down his chin, it grew into a rich laugh from the belly. "What is freedom? Slavery! What is slavery? Freedom! Send them some heads as a response!" Members at his dinner party, eating rich roasted meats of of silver platters roared with laughter, One, a foreign investor who had been interested in speaking to the pope about newly foound natural gas deposits seemed outraged. Heregnes sneered and laughed again and pointed a cruel claw at the human. "His!" He said voice full of contempt and grim satisfaction.
Dontgonearthere
04-02-2004, 05:05
"You have to hand it the the President, if you dont he sends men to come and take it."
-Random DGNT Citizen on Mr 47
The Lord Knights of Callidus met in council today to draw up war plans, their Imperitor Titan is nearly complete but they have not yet said if this weapon will used against the nation of Illnevel. The armies of Callidus are formed and the seige cannons are charged. The rulers, the Arch Cleric had this to say. "We hope that a war with Illnevel will not be a long and bloody one. But we will do as we must to bring down the tyrant which rules there." The arch cleric refused to make any more statements. The High Paladin however had much to say. "I feel confident about a crusade against these heretics and slavers! They will soon feel the flames of retribution upon them! We are armed with great weapons but we have a weapon that is most powerful of all! We have faith! an Army can over take a country! Faith Alone can conquer the planet! Long since our ancestors did battle with sword and shield as we do battle with guns now! Should we need to bring the wrath of the Imperitor Titan down upon this scum we shall not hesitate!" The peoples of Callidus are united behind their leaders and are all for this crusade. There has been a wave of new enlistees into the armed forces of Callidus and they have nearly tripled in size in the last year.
The Silver Turtle
12-03-2004, 19:46
I'm an Iron-Fisted-Tyrant, do you wish to go to war with me?
The soldiers I shall crush you with shall have been brought up under my rule, yet they fight loyally for me.
*yells out window* "Citizens, do you feel oppressed?"
Response: "No, we don't! Hail The Great Ineffable Bob."
Do you still wish to go to war with me? My army far outnumbers, outclasses and outguns yours. You have little chance of success. But if you wish to go to war with Iron-Fisted-Tyrants such as myself, and my allies, then I invite you to go ahead.
My armies could use some target practice.
His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.
Shinkar Prime
12-03-2004, 19:52
Your actions in and of themselves, in crusading against other nations, violating their autonomy and soverignity makes you just as much an "iron-fisted-tyrant."
The Empire of Shinkar Prime, suggests that your nation re-evaluate it's own convoluted ideals before, traipsing blindly to your own oblivion.
Emperor Trin Echiro-
Shinkar Prime
Audioslavia
12-03-2004, 20:18
Holy Wars
...the punishment due? [/megadeth]
Cyberutopia
12-03-2004, 20:59
Your actions in and of themselves, in crusading against other nations, violating their autonomy and soverignity makes you just as much an "iron-fisted-tyrant."
The Empire of Shinkar Prime, suggests that your nation re-evaluate it's own convoluted ideals before, traipsing blindly to your own oblivion.
Emperor Trin Echiro-
Shinkar Prime
I disagree. Not only is it more fun to watch nations traipse into their oblivion than stop them, we haven't reach our quota for idiotic nations that declare war against an ideology and/or against people and/or group they have no chance of winning against.
Much debate went on among the Lord Knights, the High Paladin and the Arch Cleric. Later that day the arch cleric prepared a statement.
"Taking in consideration what we have heard other nations say, I look upon our plans and see them to be in error. What they say is correct, if we do this we are Iron Fist Tyrants ourselves. In saying this we retract our statements but offer no apologies. We thought we were going to do what was right, but we were blinded by our own arrogance. In response to the statements by His Imperial Majesty the Great Ineffable Bob, we are not intimidated by your armies or by you. These crusades will not happen without the nation of Callidus becoming a nation of hypocritic people. Again we retract our statements from earlier but do not apologize. Vindictus Deus."
and with that speech the crusades were called off. "Only for moral reasons", the High Paladin explained, "We are not intimidated by larger more powerful nations."
Cyberutopia
12-03-2004, 22:01
"Only for moral reasons", the High Paladin explained, "We are not intimidated by larger more powerful nations."
Of course... :roll: