02-02-2004, 04:57
To my fellow Dictatorships, Police States, Military States, and other countries under one form of authoritarianism or another:
Despite our many differences, we are all perfectly sensible countries that share a common bond of Total Control. I know some of you may have your doubts, but this is a good thing. And don't let those trouble-mongering, civil rights, everyone's equal, Left wing sonuvabitches tell you different.
The fact is, we're right and they're wrong. And they're too stupid, unwilling, or both, to realize that. Yes, we are right, and they are wrong. You can go on bitching about civil rights and political freedoms, but in the end it all comes down to power and who has it. Look at all peoples and what will you see? Hierarchies, levels of power, the little people answering to the bigger and more important ones. Whether in governments, schools, hospitals, or in our social systems, it's all there. Hierarchies. Power.
And our countries are special because we realize this, and do not attempt to delude ourselves unlike some Left-wing Republics that we know. Yes, they'll try to throw their whole "everyone is equal" philosophies at you. But look at them. Is everyone equal in their government? Is there not some political leader that is giving you all this B.S? If there is a political leader, does that not mean that there must be some followers? Is a follower equal to a leader? I think not. They are merely hypocrites.
Throughout human history, this unequal distribution of power has been what has kept mankind going. And the occasional illusion of the masses actually having a voice was merely to keep them happy. Everyone shouldn't be equal. Should morons, idiots, and other unsavory characters unfit for any political voice what-so-ever be given just as much power as intellectuals, and those who are just plain better than them?
The fact is, the masses are ignorant. And they just don't know what's for their own good. Really, they couldn't care less about what their country is doing, they're just made to think they do. Propaganda is law when it comes to the masses. One persuasive person can make them think one thing one day, while another equally persuasive person have them completely turned around the next. Take any idea, make it sound pretty, and the masses will eat it up, right out of the palm of your hand. They don't know what's right or wrong, they are merely told that they do. Do you really want such idiots having any say in your government?
When the masses rule, you have morons in office and an overrun of reality television diluting the noble structure, and intellectual purity of your national government. When the masses are left in charge, you have mobs and chaos. Put the masses before the government, make everyone equal, and you have anarchy. And even in anarchy, the strong are free to bully the weak into submission.
So, my fellow authoritarian states, do you want this to happen to your country? I would think not. How can you prevent this? Well, I am perfectly happy to tell you.
1.) Do not let the masses think for themselves. This is quite simple, since the masses simply don't think for themselves. However, every now and then some charismatic, persuasive, and too-literate left-wingist pops up causing trouble and influences the masses. You must prevent this from happening. This is your number one concern. Don't give people too much free time. Make them work, so that their only thoughts are to stay alive and do what they're told. Trust me, everybody is happier this way.
2.) Limit luxuries. You give people more than they need, and they only want more. They might even start to think that they deserve it. Give them only enough to keep them alive and useful.
3.) Be careful who you teach to read. People read too much and they start getting ideas and then sharing these ideas with other people.
4.) Weed these too literate, left-wingist people out immediately. Simply abolish civil rights, and work on catching these people before they start to feel too important than they really are. Obviously, these people aren't going to turn themselves in, so you must make others want to turn them in. How? Simply offer big rewards to whoever turns them in, and severe punishments to sedition, treachery, and anyone merely suspected of trying to undermine the government,
5.) However, some people are just born intelligent. Find these people quickly and brainwash them to your side, if they aren't sensible enough to do it by themselves. Keep intelligent people in charge of your government. For domestic issues, simply give plenty of funding to propaganda & media control and law & order. Do this, and you can get away with anything, especially if you have extremely charismatic and persuasive people in charge of your propaganda & media control.
6.) Foreign policy. Even though this letter to you is primarily concerned with domestic rule, I should offer some basic advice in the area of foreign policy. Obviously, other ignorant and naive nations are going to not like the fact that your people have no civil rights and that your government is practicing Total Control. But this is to be expected. Keep your calm. Don't tell them the truth about their ignorant ways, yet. Remember, some of these nations-- whether run by idiots or not-- are powerful. They must be handled with care. This can be done through various means. And each case is different. However, whatever the means, the key is to be extremely convincing and manipulative. You can justify anything with the right words.
I hope that this letter has helped renew faith in our noble governments, and that-- no matter what kind of country you are running-- we can all unite under a policy of Total Control. It is the Answer. It is a way of rule that has been rooted deeply into our human nature, a silent constant in our way of life. I merely bring it out into the open. Power has always innately ruled our world. In nature. In society. In governments. In life. Whether you wish it or not, Total Control is the right, sensible way to go.
~~The Dictatorship of Noble Cyanic States~~
Despite our many differences, we are all perfectly sensible countries that share a common bond of Total Control. I know some of you may have your doubts, but this is a good thing. And don't let those trouble-mongering, civil rights, everyone's equal, Left wing sonuvabitches tell you different.
The fact is, we're right and they're wrong. And they're too stupid, unwilling, or both, to realize that. Yes, we are right, and they are wrong. You can go on bitching about civil rights and political freedoms, but in the end it all comes down to power and who has it. Look at all peoples and what will you see? Hierarchies, levels of power, the little people answering to the bigger and more important ones. Whether in governments, schools, hospitals, or in our social systems, it's all there. Hierarchies. Power.
And our countries are special because we realize this, and do not attempt to delude ourselves unlike some Left-wing Republics that we know. Yes, they'll try to throw their whole "everyone is equal" philosophies at you. But look at them. Is everyone equal in their government? Is there not some political leader that is giving you all this B.S? If there is a political leader, does that not mean that there must be some followers? Is a follower equal to a leader? I think not. They are merely hypocrites.
Throughout human history, this unequal distribution of power has been what has kept mankind going. And the occasional illusion of the masses actually having a voice was merely to keep them happy. Everyone shouldn't be equal. Should morons, idiots, and other unsavory characters unfit for any political voice what-so-ever be given just as much power as intellectuals, and those who are just plain better than them?
The fact is, the masses are ignorant. And they just don't know what's for their own good. Really, they couldn't care less about what their country is doing, they're just made to think they do. Propaganda is law when it comes to the masses. One persuasive person can make them think one thing one day, while another equally persuasive person have them completely turned around the next. Take any idea, make it sound pretty, and the masses will eat it up, right out of the palm of your hand. They don't know what's right or wrong, they are merely told that they do. Do you really want such idiots having any say in your government?
When the masses rule, you have morons in office and an overrun of reality television diluting the noble structure, and intellectual purity of your national government. When the masses are left in charge, you have mobs and chaos. Put the masses before the government, make everyone equal, and you have anarchy. And even in anarchy, the strong are free to bully the weak into submission.
So, my fellow authoritarian states, do you want this to happen to your country? I would think not. How can you prevent this? Well, I am perfectly happy to tell you.
1.) Do not let the masses think for themselves. This is quite simple, since the masses simply don't think for themselves. However, every now and then some charismatic, persuasive, and too-literate left-wingist pops up causing trouble and influences the masses. You must prevent this from happening. This is your number one concern. Don't give people too much free time. Make them work, so that their only thoughts are to stay alive and do what they're told. Trust me, everybody is happier this way.
2.) Limit luxuries. You give people more than they need, and they only want more. They might even start to think that they deserve it. Give them only enough to keep them alive and useful.
3.) Be careful who you teach to read. People read too much and they start getting ideas and then sharing these ideas with other people.
4.) Weed these too literate, left-wingist people out immediately. Simply abolish civil rights, and work on catching these people before they start to feel too important than they really are. Obviously, these people aren't going to turn themselves in, so you must make others want to turn them in. How? Simply offer big rewards to whoever turns them in, and severe punishments to sedition, treachery, and anyone merely suspected of trying to undermine the government,
5.) However, some people are just born intelligent. Find these people quickly and brainwash them to your side, if they aren't sensible enough to do it by themselves. Keep intelligent people in charge of your government. For domestic issues, simply give plenty of funding to propaganda & media control and law & order. Do this, and you can get away with anything, especially if you have extremely charismatic and persuasive people in charge of your propaganda & media control.
6.) Foreign policy. Even though this letter to you is primarily concerned with domestic rule, I should offer some basic advice in the area of foreign policy. Obviously, other ignorant and naive nations are going to not like the fact that your people have no civil rights and that your government is practicing Total Control. But this is to be expected. Keep your calm. Don't tell them the truth about their ignorant ways, yet. Remember, some of these nations-- whether run by idiots or not-- are powerful. They must be handled with care. This can be done through various means. And each case is different. However, whatever the means, the key is to be extremely convincing and manipulative. You can justify anything with the right words.
I hope that this letter has helped renew faith in our noble governments, and that-- no matter what kind of country you are running-- we can all unite under a policy of Total Control. It is the Answer. It is a way of rule that has been rooted deeply into our human nature, a silent constant in our way of life. I merely bring it out into the open. Power has always innately ruled our world. In nature. In society. In governments. In life. Whether you wish it or not, Total Control is the right, sensible way to go.
~~The Dictatorship of Noble Cyanic States~~