Anonymous Lepers
01-02-2004, 06:22
The Rogue Nation of Anonymous Lepers would like to announce the availability of a large cadre of mercenaries to serve as Evil Henchmen, Boot-Licking Toadies, or Lickspittle Lackies to augment the forces of any nation who shares our point of view that democracy is stupid, humans are sheep who need a strong hand to control them, and certain non-humans (especially those snivelling elves) are total scum deserving of annihilation.
As a small nation with few resources except Leperpower, our current operating mode is as cowardly malice-ridden vermin who will only take hostile action under the cover of some other, larger and more powerful ally, but we're working to develop the capacity to become a real pain in the ass in our own right.
In the mean time, we have up to half a million Anonymous Lepers armed with burp guns, automatic limerick generators, brass knuckles, and other assorted nasty hardware available to the highest bidder for their services.
Cordially,
Eldrad the Supreme
Ultimate Ruler of Everything Eventually
As a small nation with few resources except Leperpower, our current operating mode is as cowardly malice-ridden vermin who will only take hostile action under the cover of some other, larger and more powerful ally, but we're working to develop the capacity to become a real pain in the ass in our own right.
In the mean time, we have up to half a million Anonymous Lepers armed with burp guns, automatic limerick generators, brass knuckles, and other assorted nasty hardware available to the highest bidder for their services.
Cordially,
Eldrad the Supreme
Ultimate Ruler of Everything Eventually