01-02-2004, 01:34
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Amy: "Hello and welcome to K-Chat the 1# International Radio Show that is heard all over the world! This is DJ Amy Sheckenhausen and today's topic is a very serious one, Morality. Todays show will try to shed some light on this very complicated subject which I explored in bible school for a month before my mom divorced my gay father and married a biker and gave birth to my junkie brother. Here to help us talk about morality is Pastor Richards, head of the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Organization. A group trying to raise enough money to build a statue of Pastor Richards himself."
Pastor Richards: "Hello Amy it's great to be on, how is your finger?"
Amy: "It's feeling better now that the cast is on, it really hurt when that guy dropped that big rock on it and broke it."
Pastor Richards: "Well Lily gives her best."
Amy: "That was nice, well anyway on with the show, so my first question is of course about the new nudist camp that is being built on Prawn Island next to InterGlobal Studios. Is it moral to be naked."
Pastor Richards: "Amy, the kind of immoral behavior going on at that camp is why I am building the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. Noah had an ark, Iraq had the Gulf War II, and I am building a 50 Story tall structure in my image. Simple this 50 Story Tall statue will be able to deflect Alpha, Beta, and Gamma radiation. Once we build the statue and with help from NASA we will equip the statue with rockets so when the poopie hits the fan and Menelmacar attacks with nukes to kill off humanity. We will load up that statue with all the people who have saved themselves with generous donations, blast into space and colonize Saturn with a race of morally correct, afluent people ruled by me."
Amy: "Whew! That is some extrem stuff Pastor but to put it simple your view is that it is immoral to be naked?"
Pastor Richards: "Yes."
Amy: "Well we need to take a quick commercial break but remember that your on K-Chat and we will be right back so don't go away.
DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
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Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund
Amy: "Hello and welcome to K-Chat the 1# International Radio Show that is heard all over the world! This is DJ Amy Sheckenhausen and today's topic is a very serious one, Morality. Todays show will try to shed some light on this very complicated subject which I explored in bible school for a month before my mom divorced my gay father and married a biker and gave birth to my junkie brother. Here to help us talk about morality is Pastor Richards, head of the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Organization. A group trying to raise enough money to build a statue of Pastor Richards himself."
Pastor Richards: "Hello Amy it's great to be on, how is your finger?"
Amy: "It's feeling better now that the cast is on, it really hurt when that guy dropped that big rock on it and broke it."
Pastor Richards: "Well Lily gives her best."
Amy: "That was nice, well anyway on with the show, so my first question is of course about the new nudist camp that is being built on Prawn Island next to InterGlobal Studios. Is it moral to be naked."
Pastor Richards: "Amy, the kind of immoral behavior going on at that camp is why I am building the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. Noah had an ark, Iraq had the Gulf War II, and I am building a 50 Story tall structure in my image. Simple this 50 Story Tall statue will be able to deflect Alpha, Beta, and Gamma radiation. Once we build the statue and with help from NASA we will equip the statue with rockets so when the poopie hits the fan and Menelmacar attacks with nukes to kill off humanity. We will load up that statue with all the people who have saved themselves with generous donations, blast into space and colonize Saturn with a race of morally correct, afluent people ruled by me."
Amy: "Whew! That is some extrem stuff Pastor but to put it simple your view is that it is immoral to be naked?"
Pastor Richards: "Yes."
Amy: "Well we need to take a quick commercial break but remember that your on K-Chat and we will be right back so don't go away.
DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
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The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund