NationStates Jolt Archive

The Holy Republic of Outsiderville has just announced a heavy rate of organized crime. Mobsers are killing off cops left and right. President Dean Anderson had this to say:

The citizens of Outsiderville will not stand for the mafia in our fair country to control things. Already it's controlling some of its politicians and media. Our police forces are drastically depleting because of all this. I am asking the National Guard and military to step in and put and end to it. I will not declare martial law until absolutely necessary; hopefully never. On a side note, I'm planning on passing legislation that will save the Orange Outkaster from exiction.

AP NEWS RELEASE:
Aengel City, Outsiderville

In a shocking announcement moments ago, President Dean Anderson said he will be raising taxes on the citizens of Outsiderville until the situation is resolved. The taxes will be going toward policing this fair country.

In a war on crime effort, President Anderson has announced he plans on legalizing capital punishment, saying, "You kill an officer of the law, you get the chair."

We see your problem ...

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate.

Our nation ...

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare.

The problem could stem of Mafia running your corporations and corrupting the police force.

Well, yes, the mafia controls some businesses and cops. We're gonna put an end to that!

Things in Outsiderville continue to get worse as more and more of the nation's politicians are becoming corrupt and joining the mafia. Not even instituting the death penalty helped! Still, the president will not give up. He will continue fighting the mafia to the bitter end.

The War on Crime effort is proving successful as Outsiderville's crime rate is relatively low. The mafia is out of business and politics; there isn't even much of the mafia left.