NationStates Jolt Archive


Pravda - Ubootistans newssource

31-01-2004, 11:04
SOCIALISM WORKS!
Ubootistan is an evidence that SOCIALISM WORKS!Crime rate is low, people are happy and enjoy vast political freedoms. Social security gives even weakest bread and shelter they need to survive in this harsh world. We hope that all capitalist oppressor states will learn from our example, and follow us in glorious path to socialism. Today Chairman of Ubootistan's communist party(UCP), comrade Vladimir Ivanovich Brechnew gave high-valued "Hero of Socialism" medal to MINISTER OF CITIZEN WELFARE comrade Juri Barkov.

Long live socialism!
New York and Jersey
31-01-2004, 11:12
Gregory put the newspaper down and tried to stiffle a chuckle reading over the countries UN report. Looking over toward the head of his intelligence service the OSS(Office of Strategic Services) Gregory spoke up, it had been sometime since he last had a laugh and this was definately a good laugh, "You know, its funny, they claim socialism works, however their nation teeters on bankruptcy and civil rights are barely existant...gotta love the propoganda machine though." THe OSS Officer nodded his head slightly as he tried not to laugh. He spoke up himself now, "Frankly sir, these guys are miniSeOOCs we might as well put them in the same category and just move on to a more capitalist nation." Gregory just nodded his head and picked up the Wall Street Journal once more getting back to more important stories.
05-02-2004, 15:46
*Official PravdaNEWSNETWORK announcemnt*

The western countries tell you, that in west, you can live free, earn money and do what ever you like. But that's not the truth, in reality, only rich people enjoy these privileges...with cost of poor and workers.

*Photo about american suburbs with children playing on sidewalk*

this is not REAL life in these countries, this is life, that is achieved by workers, who live in slums and suffer police violence to feed up their rich.

THIS is REAL LIFE there!

*shows video about slums, police beating up a black man, bums and hospital crowded with patients*

In Ubootistan, we take care of you, cure you and give you safe homes.
*shows photo about Ubootistan's universities, hospitals and cities, where people are happy because government takes care of them*

*Ends with video about massive military parade in Revolution Day*

OOC:I just love making this propaganda!