I AM THE FATHER OF INDUTRIAL ROCK
GREETINGS MORTALS I AM SASCHA K. BUT YOU WILL CALL ME KAPTIN K. I CONTROL THE ULTRA HEAVY BEAT STREAMING FROM THE UNDER GROUND. I NEED FOLLOWERS FOR THE UNDERGROUND IF YOU ARE INTRESTED PLEASE SEND ME A TELEGRAM OR POST OR WHATEVER SO I CAN SEE IF YOU ARE WILL TO UNDERMIND SOCIETY INTO ANARCHY
Crimmond
31-01-2004, 08:17
Lord Tian finds you amusing. He wants you to be his court jester. When can you start?
Five Civilized Nations
31-01-2004, 08:18
Lord Tian finds you amusing. He wants you to be his court jester. When can you start?
lol, ouch...
I SEVER NO MAN BUT MY SELF MORTAL. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS
Prince Alexander finds you stupid and repellant. He wants you to be his ambassador to Baggera, and is willing to let you look at shiny objects.
Crimmond
31-01-2004, 08:32
(man, turn the caps off. It's really not needed.)
This amuses him more. He will offer a salary of 20 million for the first year.(worth 80 million USD)
THE SHINYNES IS TEMPTING BUT I STILL WILL NOT DO ANY THING FOR YOUR AMUSMENT
Crimmond
31-01-2004, 08:34
Prince Alexander finds you stupid and repellant. He wants you to be his ambassador to Baggera, and is willing to let you look at shiny objects.(Man, Overlord Oran would feed him to the dragon... Ooooo.... damn you're evil. :wink: )
ok quit whining u OCD people i turned off the caps
Kaptin K. finds all of you mean and hurtfull there for u are not worhty of life
Kaptin K. finds all of you mean and hurtfull there for u are not worhty of life
Crimmond
31-01-2004, 08:37
We've heard that before and are therfore going to offer the money as restitution, as long as you audition for the part.
Okay, you're a hard bargainer.
We'll let you look at shiny objects, Kaptin K.
And we'll allow you to keep one.
And we'll show you a picture of a woman.
Now will you be ambassador to Baggera?
:twisted: i am above you people and therfore will not talk to you any more
Reploid Productions
31-01-2004, 08:40
Who needs to hire this guy for amusement? I'm amused, and I haven't paid one red arpean yen for the entertainment, either!
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~Firefury Amahira
~Lady Shogun Eternal under the Wings of Chaos
~Immortal Shogunate and Affiliated Territories of Reploid Productions
i will be abassador as long as u treat me with respect
i will do it for free
Your proposition is acceptable. Now, we command you to call us "Mr. Bossman."
Crimmond
31-01-2004, 08:44
Respect from a Roanian is a long shot. Respect form a Baggeran means he's got a knife.
neato so what do you want me to do?
Oi, Baggera! This guy is my new ambassador to you.
Ambassador Kaptin K.
I want you to send a tm to the nation Baggera that says that "Riak Oran is a prat with a big nose."
To be an ambassador, with what I have seen here and with the rather insulting telegram...
"From:The Holy Empire of KMFMD
Received: Seconds ago
Dear Baggera i am the new ammabasidor for Roania. I am Kaptin K. and Roiania says "Riak Oran is a prat with a big nose."
You will be forced to cross fifty miles of death traps, poison gas, roaming death machines and radiation zones. Should you survive, you will be made a prisoner, fed to the dragon and have his poop sent back to your nation.
Also... Alexander, you're still an infidel and a damned scum... er, elf lover.
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Overlord Riok Oran
Supreme Ruler of the Annexed States of Baggera
Member: GDODAD
*Ahem*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE KING!
*Cough*
*Ahem*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE KING!
*Cough*May I remind you of your wife's ability to throw you out the window? :twisted:
NoOo...well i must depart for now gutten abend
Jeruselem
31-01-2004, 08:53
Wonders what Roania is really up to :o
"I will thank you for not doing so. You overweight, ugly helmeted Eastern European devil from the seventh hell."
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Dark Prince Alexander Tyral Black
Ruler of Roania
Defender of the Faith
Elf-friend
"I will thank you for not doing so. You overweight, ugly helmeted Eastern European devil from the seventh hell."Overweight? I'm only 400 lbs. And that's with the armor. The helmet is supposed to be that way. Actually I'm from the Middle East. Although the Seventh Level of Hell is a nice vacation spot.
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Overlord Riok Oran
Supreme Ruler of the Annexed States of Baggera
Member: GDODAD
Wonders what Roania is really up to :oOOC: He wants to knock off Oran. Besides that, we're just continuing the Roanian/Baggeran shouting match that has been going on for a couple months.
Funny stuff.
Sorry, isn't the middle east the 7th level of Hell? You towelhead.
~Minister for belittling ugly helmeted world leaders.
OOC: I want to see the map of Europe. Is there space in the balkans and Romania? Most of my RP partners are in Europe.
If it is, Satan must be rich...
-Overlord Oran
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