NationStates Jolt Archive


The King needs a new mistress

Cuneo Island
30-01-2004, 05:23
Post pictures or description here. Nation who gives the winner of the kings hand gets a billion dollars.
Cogitation
30-01-2004, 05:26
The Holy Saints
30-01-2004, 05:43
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Name: Jaana Holstein

Age: 27

Status: Kings Niece.
Communist Likon
30-01-2004, 08:57
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Name: Stephanie Stephanson

Age: 53 (give or take)

Status: To fraid to ask, but a nice catch all the same
Kaukolastan
30-01-2004, 09:41
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30-01-2004, 13:45
The Leader is growing displeased and jealous of his wife, who has already been married four times - including to the Leader - and is getting noticeably restless with domesticity, the Leader's little obsessions, and eating posh Italian breads all day. He is seeking to palm her off in order to trade her in for a younger model, a 24 year old brunette who is his official artist and spends her day drawing flattering portraits of her muse and his henchmen, including myself.

I cannot at this moment attach a photograph of Mrs Leader but rest assured she is blonde and a former model, so I hope the King will be pleased to get to know her more intimately. She is the daughter of a good military family and her former husbands have been scions of various Crowloft dynasties; she does have three children but they will be staying at home with the Leader, since one has just been appointed Archbishop of Noniesrog, our capital.

Rt Hon Clive Screwtape
Emissary of Crowloft