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buy your super n00k shield today..

place your order here

BWAH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA!!!

*wipes tears*

Oh, mercy... and the people on the General forum idolize you? I can see why. It's your penchant for lame, worn-out jokes.

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Wololo
Minister of Forum as Metaphor for Life
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

i want t3h 3673209634608374607 n00k sheidlzz!1!1!11!1!!!1!1!1[shift+2]

plze dont nuek me d00d!!!11!11!115

I personally have no idea what you are talking about :-o

the problem with you is your inclination for large dubious words that us Dumb Dumbs cant understand!!!

that and your inability to let go of your hatred :-o you're a poor pathetic human being :-|

now get out of my store

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/IGNOREMK-V-2.JPG

I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-V. 'Nuff said.

~Firefury Amahira

i want t3h 3673209634608374607 n00k sheidlzz!1!1!11!1!!!1!1!1[shift+2]

plze dont nuek me d00d!!!11!11!115

:-|

check or credit?

debit or cash?

no IOUs

I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-V. 'Nuff said.

~Firefury Amahira

clearly postng isn't ignoreing :-|

I would have thought a mod would not have been so stupid as to make that mistake

now get out of my shop

.... wow, if that wasnt sarcastic i would be crying in sadness and extreme hilarity at the same time....

seriously, if you catch on quick, good job, if this was a serious thread, well, then you're just fucked up.

Oh yeah? Surrender immediately, or we'll sneak across your border and sabotage your super n00k shield!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
Dron Galodryn, spokesman for the Council
OOC: Not the High Council, mind you... just the Council.

oh, crap, hehe, didnt see that it was 03 instead of 04


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lmao

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!

.... wow, if that wasnt sarcastic i would be crying in sadness and extreme hilarity at the same time....

seriously, if you catch on quick, good job, if this was a serious thread, well, then you're just f--- up.

clearly I don't fully understand your request..

how many would you like?

OOC: You can't be serious! I mean, come on! No research, no notice of development. Just *poof* "I have a super n00k shield and i'm selling it." Why are you selling it? What happens when they're sold? Who developed the thing in the first place? Work for it, man! This has to be a sarcastic thread otherwise.

Oh yeah? Surrender immediately, or we'll sneak across your border and sabotage your super n00k shield!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
Dron Galodryn, spokesman for the Council
OOC: Not the High Council, mind you... just the Council.

we used the finest slave labor in the construction of our super shield

clearly it is saboteur proof

.... wow, if that wasnt sarcastic i would be crying in sadness and extreme hilarity at the same time....

seriously, if you catch on quick, good job, if this was a serious thread, well, then you're just f--- up.

clearly I don't fully understand your request..

how many would you like?

2 should be enough for me and the vice president

thanks :wink: :roll:

My god. This amount of sheer wanking hasn't been seen since, since....

OMG.
Its Mushycal.
Flee for your immortal soul. (And general IQ)

OOC: You can't be serious! I mean, come on! No research, no notice of development. Just *poof* "I have a super n00k shield and i'm selling it." Why are you selling it? What happens when they're sold? Who developed the thing in the first place? Work for it, man!

:-o you're a buyer that does his homework arn't you?

let me show you our newest model, the super n00k shield 3,000

it's battery operated and runs on two regular triple A's it's shield will canvas an area of 2 miles in radius and can withstand a 50 kajiliton bigg b00m

we are selling it because we plan to n00k the world and would like to get some money too

a 5 year old girl named rosie drew the plan with catsup and we never declared our intention to make it or it's development because it was top secret

.... wow, if that wasnt sarcastic i would be crying in sadness and extreme hilarity at the same time....

seriously, if you catch on quick, good job, if this was a serious thread, well, then you're just f--- up.

clearly I don't fully understand your request..

how many would you like?

2 should be enough for me and the vice president

thanks :wink: :roll:

Thank you the total bill will be $$$94832759290502310951327105793290.87 it will be sent media mail so you may expect it in 7 to 26 days

thank you and please shop again

Oh yeah? Surrender immediately, or we'll sneak across your border and sabotage your super n00k shield!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
Dron Galodryn, spokesman for the Council
OOC: Not the High Council, mind you... just the Council.

we used the finest slave labor in the construction of our super shield

clearly it is saboteur proof
Oh, we'll find a way.
Some citizens of the Federation of Warmongering Lunatics are quite profficient at destroying intricate mechanisms in surprising ways.
I repeat, "Ahahahahahahaha!!!!"!!!!

OOC: You can't be serious! I mean, come on! No research, no notice of development. Just *poof* "I have a super n00k shield and i'm selling it." Why are you selling it? What happens when they're sold? Who developed the thing in the first place? Work for it, man!

:-o you're a buyer that does his homework arn't you?

let me show you our newest model, the super n00k shield 3,000

it's battery operated and runs on two regular triple A's it's shield will canvas an area of 2 miles in radius and can withstand a 50 kajiliton bigg b00m

we are selling it because we plan to n00k the world and would like to get some money too

a 5 year old girl named rosie drew the plan with catsup and we never declared our intention to make it or it's development because it was top secret

Bah! We will stand by our Umbrella MK VII. Designed by one CEO Wye-lee Kyotee of Ack-Mee Corporation and run on solar power, it is promised to be infallible. Tremble before our superior product!

Oh yeah? Surrender immediately, or we'll sneak across your border and sabotage your super n00k shield!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
Dron Galodryn, spokesman for the Council
OOC: Not the High Council, mind you... just the Council.

we used the finest slave labor in the construction of our super shield

clearly it is saboteur proof
Oh, we'll find a way.
Some citizens of the Federation of Warmongering Lunatics are quite profficient at destroying intricate mechanisms in surprising ways.
I repeat, "Ahahahahahahaha!!!!"!!!!

welll our new model is designed to keep out Warmongering Lunaticians

Bah! We will stand by our Umbrella MK VII. Designed by one CEO Wye-lee Kyotee of Ack-Mee Corporation and run on solar power, it is promised to be infallible. Tremble before our superior product!

but surely you realize that a big boom will send up tons of sediment and will create a dark cloud that no light will shine through!

solar power will be your death

Oh yeah? Surrender immediately, or we'll sneak across your border and sabotage your super n00k shield!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
Dron Galodryn, spokesman for the Council
OOC: Not the High Council, mind you... just the Council.

we used the finest slave labor in the construction of our super shield

clearly it is saboteur proof
Oh, we'll find a way.
Some citizens of the Federation of Warmongering Lunatics are quite profficient at destroying intricate mechanisms in surprising ways.
I repeat, "Ahahahahahahaha!!!!"!!!!

welll our new model is designed to keep out Warmongering Lunaticians
:shock: Kzadvok! That is a problem...

We certainly can't buy any from you, then... we'll have to build our own.
We'll give a free copy of the plans, and assistance on installation, to anyone who surrenders or swears fealty to the High Council.

ah but you could also use our shields to prevent a memer of your nation from walking outside the pertected area durring an attack

But you said it was designed to keep us out....

in out

it's all relative

How much does one cost?

I can sell you one for just $$$92174512386586132856218654376.99

BWAH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA!!!

*wipes tears*

Oh, mercy... and the people on the General forum idolize you? I can see why. It's your penchant for lame, worn-out jokes.

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Wololo
Minister of Forum as Metaphor for Life
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Finally some one says that we all wanted to say a long, long time ago. Thank you, SLAG.

Finally some one says that we all wanted to say a long, long time ago. Thank you, SLAG.


like I care what he said :roll: and if you don't want to buy something or think up something original to say in the way of insulting then I'll repeat myself so your lack of intelligence and general stupidity will not interfere with your comprehension

get out of my shop

like I care what he said :roll: and if you don't want to buy something or think up something original to say in the way of insulting then I'll repeat myself so your lack of intelligence and general stupidity will not interfere with your comprehension

get out of my shop

no loitering in my shop

I can sell you one for just $$$92174512386586132856218654376.99
(A man in deep blue clothing and a black cloak appears in the shop, apparently out of nowhere.)
"How much does it cost you to build one?"

do to our slave labor tech we can build it for 10,000$$$

And you charge $$$92174512386586132856218654376.99?!?!
Isn't that a rather extreme mark-up?

I guess so but if you knew all the Bureaucracy we had to go through to sell them then I am sure you would see that the number is actually quite reasonable

Why is it so difficult?

Due to budgetary limitations and lack of need, the government of Devar is unwilling to pay more than double cost. How much would you charge to let us study your device?

maybe we can negotiat..

how about.... $$9835218953278.69?

difficulties arrise from the fact that normack has no delivery department... and the fact thatbthe union demands 53 supervisors for every 1 working man...

Go right ahead, blow up Earth. See if we care. I never liked that silly planet anyways.

*loiters*

Go right ahead, blow up Earth. See if we care. I never liked that silly planet anyways.

well what planet do you live on?

I'm sure we can work something out

*punches Kain*

:evil: buy something or get out!

Oh how the mighty have fallen...what happened, Normack? You used to be respected. Oh well...

Oh yeah, if you punch me, then I'll just hit you with my IGNORE cannon.

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Oh how the mighty have fallen...what happened, Normack? You used to be respected. Oh well...

Oh yeah, if you punch me, then I'll just hit you with my IGNORE cannon.

I was never respected and as I told what's her face

useing ignore tech isn't ignoreing

only complete retards don't know that

*Punches Tasty*

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks.gif

nice spamming there...

I'll tell you one thing

idiots + lack of imagination = Ebaum pic user

now get out of my store

I'm trying to run a business

Well, you will stand no chance against my billions of giant evil spiders who are all resistant to super n00ks! MWAHAHAHAHA!

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/IGNOREMK-V-2.JPG

I.G.N.O.R.E. Supercannon Mk-V. 'Nuff said.

~Firefury Amahira

I'm sorry but I am going to have to second that. Probably carry it but I couldn't be bothered to read this entire thread. IGNORE'd for sheer stupidity.

N00k shield? come on...

~Knootian ministry of OOC Affairs

Dontchyu call dat supa nOOk s*** on me, I bust out my own supa nOOk on yo a**...but...first...ah'll take a dozen nOOk shieldz...

Dontchyu call dat supa nOOk s*** on me, I bust out my own supa nOOk on yo a**...but...first...ah'll take a dozen nOOk shieldz...

Ah, Normack. The King of the General Forum. You, sir, are truly a pygmy among midgets.

"Ah, you're planning to destroy much of the world.... Thank you; that will make my job substantially easier."
(drops a small bag of gold on the counter)
(leaves store)

Well, you will stand no chance against my billions of giant evil spiders who are all resistant to super n00ks! MWAHAHAHAHA!

:-o that is interesting :-o

we here at normack have been trying to make super n00k resistent spiders for some time now

maybe we could arrange an exchange

Dontchyu call dat supa nOOk s*** on me, I bust out my own supa nOOk on yo a**...but...first...ah'll take a dozen nOOk shieldz...

:shock: take em!!!

just please don't cut me!! :shock:

Ah, Normack. The King of the General Forum. You, sir, are truly a pygmy among midgets.

8) why that we are


eeiiiiaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

*stabes scotia with a toothpick*

idiots + lack of imagination =

Start threads like this?

Ebaum pic user

Oh. Guess I forgot to carry the 1.

*bangs head on wall*

WHY. DOES. THIS. THREAD. STILL. EXIST?

Knootoss, you have just joined the ranks of the few people to stupid to understand the word ignore!!!!

"Ah, you're planning to destroy much of the world.... Thank you; that will make my job substantially easier."
(drops a small bag of gold on the counter)
(leaves store)

Thanks for the coin dude :D

Now let's all watch as Normack responds to this post AND the one before it... IN TOTALLY DIFFERENT POSTS! OH MY GOD HOW GREAT!

idiots + lack of imagination =

Start threads like this?

Ebaum pic user

Oh. Guess I forgot to carry the 1.

*bangs head on wall*

WHY. DOES. THIS. THREAD. STILL. EXIST?

pull your head out of your ass you stupid hack

Now let's all watch as Normack responds to this post AND the one before it... IN TOTALLY DIFFERENT POSTS! OH MY GOD HOW GREAT!

get out of my shop

But I'm shopping!

I want to buy some marbles!

http://congkak.hypermart.net/images/marbles.jpg

Mmmm... marbles... do you like marbles, Norm?

I am a fan of marbles


ahh the day of marbles..

but my thumb was never strong enough :o

:cry: :cry: I never won :cry: :cry: :cry:

In the interest of protecting the other non-RPers, I'd like to say the behavior demonstrated here by Normack does not represent the General Forum.


...Really, I'd like to say that. I really, really would.. Sigh..

come on a buy something :-(

we have guns

come on a buy something :-(

we have guns
So? I have bullet proof armor... and a knife.
You aren't getting any more from me than you already have.
If you don't do you're part of the bargain, I might even come and take that back...
-Kazar-Tiyon, slayer of the hero Jha'al-ze, ancient force of evil and destruction.

come on a buy something :-(

we have guns

Seeing as how I've posted here, I think I just sacrificed my last vestige of dignity.

Have any of that for sale?

come on a buy something :-(

we have guns
So? I have bullet proof armor... and a knife.
You aren't getting any more from me than you already have.
If you don't do you're part of the bargain, I might even come and take that back...
-Kazar-Tiyon, slayer of the hero Jha'al-ze, ancient force of evil and destruction.

have patients

come on a buy something :-(

we have guns

Seeing as how I've posted here, I think I just sacrificed my last vestige of dignity.

Have any of that for sale?

wa ha!

http://www.assultrifle.com/gun-sword_1734_7618021.gif

name your price!

wa ha!

http://www.assultrifle.com/gun-sword_1734_7618021.gif

name your price!

....

I'm just going to leave now.

what :cry: :cry:

we can get other guns...

ak-472

g11

shot guns :(

"Huh huh. We are smarter than Normack."

Thoughts of the Commander, p. 5

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"Huh huh. We are smarter than Normack."

Thoughts of the Commander, p. 5

who is normack?

would you like to buy a tank?

have patients
There are usually lots of patients in the area when I leave; however, most of them die before they can be brought to a hospital.
Patience, I also have an adequate supply of. I've waited thousands of years for the chance to get revenge.... I don't intend to wait that long for this, but you still have a while.
Oh, and I think Mirkai was asking for dignity, not weaponry.

Oh, and I think Mirkai was asking for dignity, not weaponry.

Two more words which he'll obviously need explained.

have patients
There are usually lots of patients in the area when I leave; however, most of them die before they can be brought to a hospital.
Patience, I also have an adequate supply of. I've waited thousands of years for the chance to get revenge.... I don't intend to wait that long for this, but you still have a while.
Oh, and I think Mirkai was asking for dignity, not weaponry.

usually I hate those who correct spelling but you were pretty freaken funny...

Thank you sir!!!!

Oh, and I think Mirkai was asking for dignity, not weaponry.

Two more words which he'll obviously need explained.

what does explained mean?

we normackians know this word not

I am a fan of marbles


ahh the day of marbles..

but my thumb was never strong enough :o

:cry: :cry: I never won :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ah psychologically speaking that may be the root of all your problems. Because you were unable to get enough attention playing marbles, you seek attention furiously and savagely on the internet. Make an appointement with me and you shall never again spam neither NS nor General.

Oh, and I think Mirkai was asking for dignity, not weaponry.

Two more words which he'll obviously need explained.

what does explained mean?

we normackians know this word not

An object lesson on breaking down words from Jack Handey:
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

P.S. Are the tanks you're selling super nOOk proof? If so they would be a great complement to the 10 gagilion giant, invincible alien motherships manned by ancient and immortal greek gods that make up my current military.

--Double Post--

Oh how the mighty have fallen...what happened, Normack? You used to be respected. Oh well...

Oh yeah, if you punch me, then I'll just hit you with my IGNORE cannon.

I was never respected and as I told what's her face

useing ignore tech isn't ignoreing

only complete retards don't know that

*Punches Tasty*

I respected you, but oh well.

*fires IGNORE cannon at Normack*

Enjoy your new title, godmodder.

Oh how the mighty have fallen...what happened, Normack? You used to be respected. Oh well...

Oh yeah, if you punch me, then I'll just hit you with my IGNORE cannon.

I was never respected and as I told what's her face

useing ignore tech isn't ignoreing

only complete retards don't know that

*Punches Tasty*

I respected you, but oh well.

*fires IGNORE cannon at Normack*

Enjoy your new title, godmodder.