27-01-2004, 03:14
From the degree of our great and loving President, Vladimir E. Vonrograv has come up with a revolutionary plan for all nations to get rid of their "undesirables" and other annoying peoples (like those darn enviromentalists screaming how everything you do hurts the enviroment).
It consistes also to promote the new state television monopoly; TV Free Noviastan to better buissness, raising our proud nation's socialist economy.
Noviastan Survivor game show
Each nation will contribute their undesirables (i.e Britney Spears) to the Noviastanian goverment who will be put in a hositable state prison for awhile, which is stage one, if the "participants" can survive one week when living with an inmate who lifts pickup trucks for weights and has homicidal tendincies, as well as succeding of not being hosipitalised from the "imitation gruel" which is served to the prisoners, they will go to the next stage. All the surviving participants will be seperated into two groups and will be inserted at one of two camps in the harsh Noviastanian mountains. Each side will be armed with paramilitary gear ranginf from AK-47 assault rifles to Rocket Propelled Grenades. Each week, every member in one of the two groups will have to perform harsh and hard tasks (i.e fighting a Siberian bear with their bear hands) while their fellow group members will grade them on their performance. At the end of the week two things happen, each group votes on the member that has performed the worst and then vote on what untimely demise they will have to suffer (e.i pack of hungry wolves ect. ect.), Then for the weekend, the real fun begins. Both groups are armed with paramilitary gear and they battle it out non-stop for two days. At the beginning of the week, the whole cycle is repeated, ect. ect. ect., until no-one is remaining.
So in the end, nations gets rid of their undesirables and political oppenents while Noviastanian state television will go into a boom.
Applications for submitting parcipants will be handed out in the next U.N summit.
-Yuir Greonov, Cheif of Intelligence, Noviastan
It consistes also to promote the new state television monopoly; TV Free Noviastan to better buissness, raising our proud nation's socialist economy.
Noviastan Survivor game show
Each nation will contribute their undesirables (i.e Britney Spears) to the Noviastanian goverment who will be put in a hositable state prison for awhile, which is stage one, if the "participants" can survive one week when living with an inmate who lifts pickup trucks for weights and has homicidal tendincies, as well as succeding of not being hosipitalised from the "imitation gruel" which is served to the prisoners, they will go to the next stage. All the surviving participants will be seperated into two groups and will be inserted at one of two camps in the harsh Noviastanian mountains. Each side will be armed with paramilitary gear ranginf from AK-47 assault rifles to Rocket Propelled Grenades. Each week, every member in one of the two groups will have to perform harsh and hard tasks (i.e fighting a Siberian bear with their bear hands) while their fellow group members will grade them on their performance. At the end of the week two things happen, each group votes on the member that has performed the worst and then vote on what untimely demise they will have to suffer (e.i pack of hungry wolves ect. ect.), Then for the weekend, the real fun begins. Both groups are armed with paramilitary gear and they battle it out non-stop for two days. At the beginning of the week, the whole cycle is repeated, ect. ect. ect., until no-one is remaining.
So in the end, nations gets rid of their undesirables and political oppenents while Noviastanian state television will go into a boom.
Applications for submitting parcipants will be handed out in the next U.N summit.
-Yuir Greonov, Cheif of Intelligence, Noviastan