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*Commercials End*

Amy: "Hey! Guess what, Your on K-Chat, the 1# rated radio show in Vice City and around the world! This is Dj Amy Seckenhausen and todays topic is about the Youth In Asia, to help us talk all about the Youth in Asia is Dr. Karlof Borrni, Vice City's leading practitioner of Youth In Asia, what the?

Karlof: "That is Euthanasia as in Assisted Suicide, not the kiddies in Asia. Anyway thank you for having me on, it is always a pleasure to disspell people's fears of Euthanasia and to clear up the myths created by the Christian Conservative Right."

Amy: "Oh ok... *mutters about spelling errors on note cards*, Anyway my first question is of course, what is euthanasia anyways?

Karlof: "Euthanasia is assisted suicide, in my case helping my patients kill themselves."

Amy: "So you just like take a gun and shoot them?"

Karlof: "No, what I do is ask the patients who are terminally ill and will die but will have months of suffering ahead of them if they wish for me to help them die quicker."

Amy: "So after you've asked them nicely you shoot them? That's just not right."

Karlof: 'Agian no, after they agree what I do is fill a syringe with arson and give it to the patient to use on himself of herself."

Amy: "Ouch! That's gotta hurt, I would never do that, needles are so gross!"

Karlof: "Despite most people's fears of euthanasia it is a good thing for some people to take this course who only have a long path of pain ahead of them, of course I get a bonus every other week for every patient that accepts a course of Euthanasia but that is besides the point."

Amy: "What? You get money to help people kill themselves? Someone needs to call the NRA on you."

Karlof: "Riight..."

Amy: "I mean it would be like me getting extra cash for killing the secretaries that won't sleep with the station manager... I mean the Janitor, yes that is what I meant, the Janitor."

*Amy takes a deep breath*

Amy: "Well we need to take a quick commercial break, remember that you are on K-Chat so don't go away!"


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:c3POdl4oDgsJ:viceland.free.fr/Nouveau%2520dossier/mercedes1.jpg
The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund

Occ:Yes at last someone made a nation based on GTA:Vice City

OOC: No it's based on the Radio Station K-Chat, which has gone International, which is from GTA:Vice City but this is just a Radio Company not the city itself which K-Chat is based off of.

(OOC: Just out of morbid curiosity, how would a spelling error matter on a radio program? As such, no listener would even get that joke...)

OOC: No it's based on the Radio Station K-Chat, which has gone International, which is from GTA:Vice City but this is just a Radio Company not the city itself which K-Chat is based off of.

I know,but I was trying to mean its something from Vice City my bad

*Commercial Ends*

Amy: "Hi and welcome back to K-Chat if you are just tunning in we are talking to Dr. Karlof Borris about Euthanasia, I also want to add an apology for implying that the Station Manager requires his secretaries to sleep with him, he is also hiring another secretary so if your interested, just send in your application right now!"

Karlof: "Can we get back to talking about my profession?"

Amy: "Yes of course... Well anyway I was going to ask you how moral is it that you get paid extra to get people to kill themselves."

Karlof: "Yes well as a doctor I am paid to be insensitive asshole who could care less about how much the damm needle hurts so as long as I can inject you with chemicals that I can charge outrageously for when you wake up hours later."

Amy: "Ok so how moral is it?"

Karlof: "It isn't."

Amy: "It isn't what?"

Karlof: "It isn't moral, but a Medical Review Board found a few years ago that we could make legit. extra money if we made euthanasia a check bonus so we did it."

Amy: "Oh."

Karlof: "You see Amy, a society that lives in pure unregulated social anarchy can do these things, especially if it makes us more money, do you catch my drift?"

Amy: "Yeah I do, I mean all the radio stations has to pay insurance to Vercetti Crime Family to keep from being blown up and as long as we pay up we can stay on air!"

Karlof: "Yes exactly."

Amy: "Wow I think I understand euthanasia a lot more now, well we need to take another commercial break and later, take some phone calls to see if you understand euthanasia too! Your on K-Chat so don't go away."


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:c3POdl4oDgsJ:viceland.free.fr/Nouveau%2520dossier/mercedes1.jpg
The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund

OOC Stuff:

VCPR: When do you come on the air? I'm gonna love to see what you come up with.

SLAG: Simple it was one of the Radio jokes that you hear in real life that would make a lot more sense if you could see what was going on rather than just hear it.

VCPR is my puppet nation and I'll answer that,It comes on on weekday evenings and on weekends :)

*Commercials End*

Amy: "Hello and welcome back to the show, if you just tuned in we are taking... I mean talking about euthanasia with the immoral doctor, Karlof Borris. So Karlof ready to answer some phone calls?"

Karlof: "Yes."

Amy: "Caller on Line 1 your on K-Chat, whats your name?"

Caller 1: "This is Pastor Richards, one of the fine sponcers of K-Chat."

Amy: "Oh hi Pastor Richards! How are your wifes Lily, Rose, Marigold, Daisy, and Peony?"

Pastor Richards: "They are just fine but I came here to warn all of the people of Vice City of the Immorality of Euthanasia."

Karlof: "Oh no not this nutjob."

Pastor Richards: "If you read Chapter 45 of my book I talk about how taking your own life, no matter how much pain you might be in from cancer, or AIDS of whatever you got, will keep you from heaven, not to mention from getting a place in the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue when the eventual nuclear strike occures when Menelmacar wants to wipe out the humans in Vice City and take over!"

Amy: "Well give my best to Lily, Pastor Richards but we need to take another caller ok."

Pastor Richards: "Ok Amy and remember, the only thing that can save you is the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue."

Amy: "Ok, Caller on Line 2 your through to K-Chat."

Caller 2: "Hi Amy, I'm a big fan of the show."

Amy: "OH MY GOD! Hi Mom!"

Mom: "Yes Amy it's mom, I just wanted to tell this Doctor that what he is doing is a noble service to humanity and that he does deserve a bonus for helping people to a dignified rest."

Amy: "Ok mom."

Karlof: "Thank you for your kind words Amy's Mom."

Mom: "Bye." *click*

Amy: "Wow I was so totally NOT expecting that, well we need to take another commercial break but we will be back and remember your on K-Chat so don't go away!"


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:c3POdl4oDgsJ:viceland.free.fr/Nouveau%2520dossier/mercedes1.jpg
The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund

*Commercials End*

Amy: "Hi and welcome back to K-Chat, the best Radio Show in the world world! Right now we are wrapping up our talk about euthanasia with Dr. Karlof Borris."

Karlof: "So Amy is there anything else you wish to ask?"

Amy: "Yes just one more thing, in your line of work how can you wake up in the morning and say, "I like who I am."?

Karlof: "Hummm, Well I wasn't expecting that question so my answer will be brief. When I wake up in my four poster gold enlay bed with the honey I picked up the previous night and feel the 400 Egyptian cotton sheets on my naked skin and the morning sun on my face at my five story mansion I always feel great about who I am."

Amy: "Well I guess that pretty much wraps up the interview, and remember you only heard this on K-Chat!"

*Commercials Start*


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:c3POdl4oDgsJ:viceland.free.fr/Nouveau%2520dossier/mercedes1.jpg
The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund