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Amy: "Welcome back to K-Chat, the worlds only International Radio Station with lots of uber cool stuff! Like me, Amy Sheckenhausen. Ok well anyway we have a special guest today. This is a woman who has a lot to say for herself, she is a professor of Political Studies at the Vice City University and she is here to tell us what the hell is going on in the world, welcome to the show!

Janet: "By the way my name is Professor Janet M. Toddlebird, just call me Janet."

Amy: "Right, so whats new in the world?"

Janet: "Well in Iesus Christi a trial occured which resembled a combination of a Witch Hunt and a Roman Catholic Inquisition but with elves and all that stuff."

Amy: "I dated and elf once, he had like, such a killer body, but he used up all my hair stuff and sleeped with my best friend and I got dumped."

Janet: "Yes well back on topic, Iesus Christi had several Syskeyians on trail after Iesus launched a military attack on the Syskeyian Embassy and violated International Law. The trail was nothing short of an insult to true justice and it looks like a war will break out between Syskeyia and Iesus Christi!"

Amy: "Wars are like, so totaly wrong and stuff, I was telling Kristy the otherday that if Vice City was a country we would nuke a country ever 28 Days *giggles*.

Amy: "Well we need to go to a commercial break, your on K-Chat, don't go away!"


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OOC: I am moving this from my other thread so I can focus on the topic.

*Commercials End*

Amy: "Hi and welcome back to K-Chat, if your just tunning in we are talking to Professor Janet M. Toddlebird and she is telling us all about Iesseus Chrisstu, Iesus Christi! and Syskeeeyia, is that how you pronounce them? Well anyway, so Janet please continue.

Janet: "Anyway to explain how these two countries work I'll tell you, being the expert that I am on these things. Iesus Christi is run by a psychotic christian fundamentalist military government headed by Mattew Iesus and his sister. Their government is one of oppression and tyrany. Syskeyia is, and I quote "Christian Representative Republic".

Amy: "Wow, and she didn't even take a breath when she said all that."

Janet: "Syskeyia is a member of SATO, the Southern Atlantic Treaty Organization, a military alliance headed by Lady Siri of Menelmacar."

Amy: "Hey is that the elf who says she rules all of Florida?"

Janet: "Yes but she doesn't have control over Vice City."

Amy: "Why?"

Janet: "It is rumored that she is bribed by Tommy Vercetti, the Crime Boss, to keep out and let him run the city with his crime syndicate."

Amy: "Yeah, well that is like a total shocker."

Janet: "Not really as she is a capitalist pig."

Amy: "What?"

Janet: "Sorry, just telling everyone my personal opinion of her, my mother was born in Galadania so I'm sympathetic with Communism."

Amy: "Communism creeps me out, well anyway I need to take a break into the wonder of Capitalism, remember your on K-Chat so don't go away."

*Commercials Start*


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*Commercials End*

Amy: "Hello and welcome back, we are talking to Professor Janet M. Toddlebird from Vice City University, so lets take some phone calls, your on K-Chat!"

Caller: "Yo whatup dogg? Im Bruce from Prawn Island."

Amy: "So what is your question?"

Caller/Bruce: "I wanna know why Janet is a filthy red and a traitor to Vice City!"

Janet: "I'd like to point out that I have a doctorate and I am very well educated, more so than you so I feel that my opinion is worth more than yours, Bruce."

Amy: "Hey! Do you think getting out of High School is easy for everyone? Just because I had to dropout doesn't make me a moron, I mean look where I am now."

Janet: "I wasn't talking to you dear."

Amy: "Oh... *mutters something under her breath* Well anyway, lets take another call, your on K-Chat."

Caller/Jim: "Hello, its me Jim from Little Havana, so Janet your a professor right?"

Janet: "Yes."

Caller/Jim: "So would you happen to have one of those big long rulers right?"

Janet: "Yes, but what is it..."

Caller/Jim: "So if I was being naughty would I get smacked with it?"

Amy: "Huh?"

Caller/Jim: "Please Janet, smack with with your ruler, I've been very naughty and I haven't learned my times tables. Please hit me Janet, I deserve it!"

Amy: "Crank caller, someone cut him off, what is wrong with this town?"

Janet: "I don't know."

Amy: "Well Lets take another Commercial Break your on K-Chat so don't go away."

*Commercials Start Up*


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*Commercial Ends*

Amy: "Hello and welcome back to the show, so Janet now lets try and focus on todays topic which is the whole Iesus/Syskeyia mess rather then your ties to the Communist Party"

Janet: "Alright so anyway what I feel that needs to happen is that the government in Iesus Christi needs to allow for democratic elections to create a new government, also the ruler of Iesus Christi, Matthew Iesus needs to turn himself in to SATO to be held on trial for Crimes Agianst Humanity."

Amy: "But what has he done that is so bad?"

Janet: "If you were paying attention you would already know why."

Amy: "Uh... All we have spent time talking about is you being a Communist and how you think Siri is a Capitalism Pig. Tell us what has Iesus Christi done in the past that is so bad."

Janet: "The government of Iesus Christi has preformed several executions of Elves, Wiccans, Jews, and Union Workers when Iesus Nationalized it's industry. The psychotic christian government has worked to undermine peace throught the world with the Reich Alliance, a Neo-Nazi military alliance with ties to Arda and GDODAD."

Amy: "Ok, if they are Christians why do they have ties to that creepy devil guy Morgoth?"

Janet: "Because they are not really christians, they are just using the religion as an excuse to kill everyone who doesn't agree with them."

Amy: "Oh but why doesn't anyone in Iesus realize that killing is wrong?"

Janet: "I assume you are referring to the First Commandment, Thou Shall Not Kill?"

Amy: "Yeah I remember reading the bible in Bible Study before my mom and dad split and my mom married my step-dad and my dad turned out to be Gay, even though he still does the whole religious thing, it's really weird."

Janet: "Riiight."

Amy: "Well as much as I have enjoyed learning about Iesus and Syskeyia today this is all we have time for, remember you only heard this on K-Chat and we will have a new guest to talk about the important things going on in the world!"


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
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"Interesting. I think I'll tune in regularly."

"Comrade?"

"Uh... Forget I said that."

"Yes, Comrade."


Prime Secretary A. Endor
& random government aide


OOC: Nice! :)

OOC: Nice

I like this.

OOC: Thanks, I do my best.

bump for all K-Chat listeners everywhere!

bump

One More Bump

OOC: lol, very clever :)

OCC:Yea,Im planning some funny stuff for my puppet VCPR(Vice City Public Radio,Ad-Free

DJ Amy Sheckenhausen is a heretic....

Random Iesus offical

Iesus and Syskeyia go to war? Why would we bother? Our victory parades in their bombe dout cities would just look terrible...

General Kurtz

DJ Amy Sheckenhausen is a heretic....

Random Iesus offical

Iesus and Syskeyia go to war? Why would we bother? Our victory parades in their bombe dout cities would just look terrible...

General Kurtz

What victory parades? A Syskeyia-Iesus war would just result in the Gulf of Syskeyia running red with the blood of Iesus casualties.

:D

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

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OOC: Looks like Wombat News may have some competition. Unless K-Chat is but a subsidiary of the Wombat.

OOC: very clever. :wink:
IC:
"That little brat. Next time I tune in I better hear the correct information about The Reich or heads will roll.."
Maire Haru, First Lady of the Reich, wife of President Matthew, mother of his child, and one fanatically devoted leader of The Reich.

(I had something really good to say about this, but I forgot what it was while reading it.)

Public Statement from Amy Sheckenhausen: At The Malibu VIP Section

"Why hasn't anyone from the Reich explained with they are working for that devil guy Morgoth?"


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
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The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund

Public Statement from Amy Sheckenhausen: At The Malibu VIP Section

"Why hasn't anyone from the Reich explained with they are working for that devil guy Morgoth?"


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:c3POdl4oDgsJ:viceland.free.fr/Nouveau%2520dossier/mercedes1.jpg
The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund

"Morgoth a devil guy?
No, he is a angel of the lord leading a nation of Christ fearing crusaders! Morgoth is a man of Christ"

General John Robard


"A demon? what? i've seen him on the view screens! he is 6foot and blonde! devil indeed...."

Random Iesus citizen

Dear Ms. Amy Sheckenhausen

I really enjoy your show.
You are fun with a capital "F". A great many of my loyal subjects have written me to tell me that if more journalists were like you they'd actually care about the news. So on behalf of the Empire of Lavenrunz, keep up a good job.

yours sincerely
Aurora von Sachshausen
Empress of Lavenrunz

Public Statement from Amy Sheckenhausen: At The Malibu VIP Section

"Why hasn't anyone from the Reich explained with they are working for that devil guy Morgoth?"



Why hasn't Amy Scheckenhausen invited anyone from The Reich to her show to explain why we "are working with that devil guy Morgoth." ?

Lavenrunz: "Thank you Aurora, I feel honored that my radio show has gained your favor, I promise to keep up my high quality reporting to the best of my ability, and to the smarts of my guests."

Iesus: "Blond? All the pictures I have seen of him are of an evil giant in black armor with a butt ugly face and an iron crown and he is in a place of fire and uber creppy stuff. You people must be higher than my stoner brother to think Morgoth is anything BUT evil."

HARU: "I read in Vogue how your allies Vegana (or was it Vagana? I can't remember) tried to kidnap Empress Aurora, who has told me that she is a big fan of the show so I doubt that anyone from the Reich will be allowed into the K-Chat building in the near future."


DJ Amy Sheckenhausen
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The Free Land of K-Chat
Sponsored by: Giggle Cream, Dunkin’ Donuts, Pitbomb, BJ’s Used Autos, InterGlobal Films, Inc., Ammu-Nation, and the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund