NationStates Jolt Archive


ESAMOPIA World News! RF/AMF conflict in full swing...

Esamopia
25-01-2004, 07:58
ESAMOPIA CITY - Tensions flared up after Russian Forces fired a large barrage of cruise missiles at targets within the nation of Automagfreeks. This prompted the full mobilization of the AMF. The international community has also picked sides, some joining the RF while many others support the AMF.

As can be seen by the battle transcript: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117946&start=380 , the action is in full swing!

The two colossuses, AMF and RF, along with allies on all sides, have engaged in the most brutal form of warfare... they are arguing each other to death!

When not barking out godmodding orders and when failing to accuse the other side of the same, you can see many arguments, such as the failure of creating "a surprise attack" during an RP, questions regarding the proper procedure for "attacking." Numerous debates and tirades also discussed the contraversial topics of "paradrops," "sattelite tracking of naval movements," and "the mental capacity of RF and AMF."

Bob Amitage, a loyal fan of this news station, had this to say:

"It was a tense battle! Words were exchanged at a lightning pace, many philosophies on proper war RPing were discussed, and I must say that by far the word "Godmod" or one of its derivatives was used extensively. It was glorious! For example, Western Asia said tha--"

Sorry to cut you off Bob, but do you have any news of the battle itself?

"Battle? There is a war going on? OH yes!! Silly me, for every twenty posts regarding proper war roleplay, there were one or two posts regarding the fight on the ground, on the sea, or in the air, but even these posts were so disputed by the ones surrounding them that they meant very little by themselves. But why talk about the battle? Textbooks on RP philosophy and warplay are being written!"

Bob had more to say, but we had to cut him off... sometimes he gets so carried away.

Anyway, there you have it folks, the greatest battle in history is occuring right before your very eyes, and Esamopia World News will be there to tell you everything!
Esamopia
25-01-2004, 08:41
Do you have any updates for us Bob?

"Well... you said you'd shoot me on live television if I mentioned anything about the philo.. I can't say that word either. Alright, well we did notice something new!"

"Does it have to do with the war, the audience is excited and wants to know?"

"Well... we noticed that every other thread mentions "Telegrams" being sent, and after a few minutes another message is sent asking to confirm if the "Telegrams are received" and then the response comes:

"My mailbox is full, it must have been deleted."

"We have noticed this many times now... and "

A large booming sound is heard, everyone knows that Bob is now an unperson.