NationStates Jolt Archive


I want to buy a large cannon.

Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 17:42
What is the largest cannon you have for sale? My region is willing to pay top dollar.
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:06
OOC: Hey, someone haul out one of the MK-III's! I only have one.(and don't ruin it, we can make money offa him!)
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:11
OOC: Hey, someone haul out one of the MK-III's! I only have one.(and don't ruin it, we can make money offa him!)

Could you show me this sir?
Der Angst
24-01-2004, 18:27
I want to buy a large cannon.

I would suggest a swedish 'gun' enlarger rather than a big 'normal' 'gun'...

See, while big 'guns' are nice, better 'technology' will win a 'war'.

Not to mention that buying a 'gun'... it still wont be your 'gun'...
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:27
I have one... let me get the pic.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/ps2/winback/winback_0208_screen009.jpg
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:31
I have one... let me get the pic.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/ps2/winback/winback_0208_screen009.jpg

You only have one.....hmmm.. how would you like a contract sir so that you could build more for my region.
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:32
I want to buy a large cannon.

I would suggest a swedish 'gun' enlarger rather than a big 'normal' 'gun'...

See, while big 'guns' are nice, better 'technology' will win a 'war'.

Not to mention that buying a 'gun'... it still wont be your 'gun'...

With accurate plotting a large cannon is very effective.
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:38
It is an Immoblizing Global Notification Of Renewed Electrobombardment Cannon MK-III

We can always procur another from allies. We will take 100 billion for it and release full plans to build your own.
James Adams
24-01-2004, 18:39
not if someone drop a nuke on it will you are taking such a long time to aim it....
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:40
Does that look like a nuke could be "dropped on it" its a space cannon for corn sakes.
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:41
Besides with proper protection no nuke would reach its designated target.
James Adams
24-01-2004, 18:41
Does that look like a nuke could be "dropped on it" its a space cannon for corn sakes.
nukes do not need air to work dummie they travel past the o-zone layer before hitting targets...
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:43
I did not say it didnt but you were talking of the bomb kind not the missle kind. Also my missle defense would intercept the thing.
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:44
Hey! Stop argueing! You're messing ny deal up here. Sufficient to say, nukes would not be able to hit the cannon. I will reveal exactly why when I remember why myself...
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:45
It is an Immoblizing Global Notification Of Renewed Electrobombardment Cannon MK-III

We can always procur another from allies. We will take 100 billion for it and release full plans to build your own.
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:45
Well Crimmond do we have a contract.
James Adams
24-01-2004, 18:46
Hey! Stop argueing! You're messing ny deal up here. Sufficient to say, nukes would not be able to hit the cannon. I will reveal exactly why when I remember why myself...


fine...ill jnust attack it with my space fleet...i do happen to live on a plannet or hadn't you noticed?
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:48
Hey! Stop argueing! You're messing ny deal up here. Sufficient to say, nukes would not be able to hit the cannon. I will reveal exactly why when I remember why myself...


fine...ill jnust attack it with my space fleet...i do happen to live on a plannet or hadn't you noticed?

Why would you attack? I have nothing against you. I just am merely making a simple trade here.
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:48
JA, shut up now man. Before I stop liking you. To get to the thing you would have to get through my fleet though...
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:49
It is an Immoblizing Global Notification Of Renewed Electrobombardment Cannon MK-III

We can always procur another from allies. We will take 100 billion for it and release full plans to build your own.

Very well the check is in the mail. I expect I will be pleased?
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:51
All right, I'll tyransfer control when we recieve the money. No sooner.
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 18:55
With this I will now have two orbital weapons the Zeus and I will dub this one the Apollo.
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 18:57
Okay, to speed things up, just take control this time tomorrow and we'll assume all is said and done.

Again, thank you for the purchase of the Immoblizing Global Notification Of Renewed Electrobombardment Cannon MK-III.
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 19:05
No thankyou.
24-01-2004, 19:05
What are the specs on this cannon? Cause I might be interested in one of my own....
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 19:15
Dont worry Biggs I will give you the plans too once I get them then you can build one too if you want.
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 19:22
Okay, to speed things up, just take control this time tomorrow and we'll assume all is said and done.

Again, thank you for the purchase of the Immoblizing Global Notification Of Renewed Electrobombardment Cannon MK-III.

*transaction wired*
Tyrantis
24-01-2004, 19:22
Okay, to speed things up, just take control this time tomorrow and we'll assume all is said and done.

Again, thank you for the purchase of the Immoblizing Global Notification Of Renewed Electrobombardment Cannon MK-III.

*transaction wired*
Aqua Nation Atlantica
24-01-2004, 19:41
Damn.. to late to et a sale in of my
Interphasing, Ground-launched, Noob, Orbital, Ranting, Eradicator.
San Texario
24-01-2004, 20:58
I will pay what your asking price is for a copy of the plans in order to build "my own" (meaning that we are going to offer a contract to a private business).
Crimmond
24-01-2004, 23:53
Damn.. to late to et a sale in of my
Interphasing, Ground-launched, Noob, Orbital, Ranting, Eradicator.

They don't even get it, do they man? It's almost too easy to fleece the newbies nowadays.