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Rivette Launches New Range of SSPD Sex Toys (18+)

Ma-tek
24-01-2004, 16:41
Late-night advertising spots on Television/Holovision/Trimensional viewer networks everywhere

The imagery is simple; it begins with a simple image: the image of a simple diagram of the workings of a magnetic field, with a snub-nosed aircraft in the top left, and an image of the Three Stars in the bottom right. Rivette MI Corporation screams around the top end of the semi-circular image, and Creating A Better Future For All curves gently around the lower, flat edge.

The image snaps away. The new image is of a factory; the sounds are quiet, and the machinery is smooth and shiny - new-looking.

The voiceover begins as different portions of the production line are displayed-

What you are seeing is the bleeding-edge production line for Rivette MI Corporation's latest venture... a venture which will be available to all... a venture by us, for you.

Do you yearn for a way to spice up your marriage? Are you lonely? Depressed?

These are common complaints, with many offers for many methods of curing those complaints.

But none are as complete as that which Rivette is proud to announce.

Available by Mesh-order only...

The following URLs appear at the bottom of the screen in gentle blue:

mesh:\\mesh.RivetteMI.di\ or http://mesh.RivetteMI.di/index.php

...Rivette announces the launch of our latest line of products: the Sub-Sentient PleasureDolls. Available in three types - the inexpensive StandardPleasureDoll; the prestigious RiallaDoll, modelled on the glorious and August Empress Rialla ux-Rihad II; and the top-of-the-range MorphPleasureDoll - capable of changing form to any specification provided by the owner...

A disclaimer appears at the base of the screen:

All form shift software must be purchased from Rivette MI Corporation. Any non-authorised software is not covered by the insurance offered as standard when purchasing any of the Rivette SSPD range.

...and best of all, we offer free...

The word FREE! drops down the screen from above, pausing for a moment and vanishing; the image shifts to pictures of all three available dolls (all clothed, but scantily so) - two of which are in two forms: male and female.

...insurance with each and every doll sold! What's more, if you aren't completely satisfied, you can return your doll within 7 days and get a complete refund!

Another disclaimer: Users returning damaged goods will not be provided with a full refund. The next portion of speech arrives with text highlighting the words:

So what are you waiting for? Log on to the Mesh, and buy your SSPD TODAY!

The Rivette logo returns to the screen before the end of the commercial.