23-01-2004, 06:29
*President Peter walks into view of the camera with a towel around his back and his Burger King crown. The camera seems to be near the ground angled up at Peter. He stops in front of a conveniently placed chair, puts his foot on it and poses, then turns to the camera*
Peter: Good day everyone! This message is to inform you that not only are we now on international television, we can now be seen around the world!
*A dog walks up to Peter. He looks at Peter and shakes his head, then speaks*
Dog: Peter, you just said the same thing two different ways.
Peter: Yeah? Well Brian, if you must know, since we are now broadcasting around the world, I wanted to make sure everyone understood me!
Brian: But you didn't have to do that. If by some crazy act people in other regions do hear your message, it will be translated anyway!
Peter: Woah! So you mean that right now, those French bastards are hearing me speak French?
Brian: No, it means there's a translation at the bottom of the screen.
Peter: *He points his finger at Brian* You lie! I don't see anything! Ahem anyway, to all you people out there. We are here! And now, we've got a billion people here too! In fact, we're throwing a party!
Brian: Who writes your speeches for you anyway?
Peter: Me, why?
Brian: I thought so. *The cameraman makes a thoughtful sound*
Cameraman: International television, eh? This may be just what I need! I could use this to my advantage! *A red-headed woman walks into view*
Woman: Peter, its time for Stewie's nap! And I told you he's not allowed to hold a camera!
Stewie: Blast you vile woman!
Peter: Save it Lois, I'm broadcasting! And I have to have my party for the billion people in here!
Lois: What billion people?
Peter: The ones in my head!
Brian: Huh. Well that explains a lot...
Lois: I'm putting an end to this. Come here Stewie!
*She walks over to the camera. It suddenly goes to black*
Peter: Good day everyone! This message is to inform you that not only are we now on international television, we can now be seen around the world!
*A dog walks up to Peter. He looks at Peter and shakes his head, then speaks*
Dog: Peter, you just said the same thing two different ways.
Peter: Yeah? Well Brian, if you must know, since we are now broadcasting around the world, I wanted to make sure everyone understood me!
Brian: But you didn't have to do that. If by some crazy act people in other regions do hear your message, it will be translated anyway!
Peter: Woah! So you mean that right now, those French bastards are hearing me speak French?
Brian: No, it means there's a translation at the bottom of the screen.
Peter: *He points his finger at Brian* You lie! I don't see anything! Ahem anyway, to all you people out there. We are here! And now, we've got a billion people here too! In fact, we're throwing a party!
Brian: Who writes your speeches for you anyway?
Peter: Me, why?
Brian: I thought so. *The cameraman makes a thoughtful sound*
Cameraman: International television, eh? This may be just what I need! I could use this to my advantage! *A red-headed woman walks into view*
Woman: Peter, its time for Stewie's nap! And I told you he's not allowed to hold a camera!
Stewie: Blast you vile woman!
Peter: Save it Lois, I'm broadcasting! And I have to have my party for the billion people in here!
Lois: What billion people?
Peter: The ones in my head!
Brian: Huh. Well that explains a lot...
Lois: I'm putting an end to this. Come here Stewie!
*She walks over to the camera. It suddenly goes to black*