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Vladimir Putin has chosen to fight in a 1vs1 duel vs Damien. Damien has asked him to send soldiers to fight him but Vlaidmir Putin is propsoing a duel for the sake of both nations people. "I Respect the people of autmomagfreek who gave their lives to fight GDODAD years ago". Putin said. "This business is between me and Damien". in a fight. The People of Russia are for it for the safety of the nation but fear this can become a embarrasment for the nation.

"This is not a fight to the death but a sense to get the anger off each other" Putin said.

It will take place ina neutral nation. No weapons are allowed and all forms of fighting are allowed except styles that could kill.

Putin awaits for Damiens reply.

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A duel but not to the death? What kind of soft core pussy shit is this? Damien muttered to himself as he looked with disgust at the message.


So let me get this straight Putin, you wish to challenge me to a pillow fight? No weapons, no deadly martial arts styles....serisouly, what are you trying to prove here? Do you honestly think you could ever survive a duel with a genetic Freek? This further proves your ignorance, and I will not degenerate myself to fistfights with an imbecile. If there is to be a duel, it would result in one party leaving in a body bag, and I for would definatly plan on walking away.

No dice.

http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

After sending the message, Damien muttered to himself What a moron...

Putin laughs. Unlike you we're more civilised. Damien, you're nothing more than all talk but no bite so im sending a gift. From Russia with love.

-<Transmission Type: Communique>-
-<Subj: Hosting for "Duel" event>-
-<Destination: Government of Automagfreek, Government of Russian Forces>-

The Khenalian Pillow Manufacturers Conglomerate is proud to annouce it will sponsor the outstanding pillow battle between Mr. Damien Dreadfire and Mr. Vladmir Putin, in Khenala Prime Stadium. All weapons (dried buckwheat-filled pillows) will be produced and presented by the Khenalian Pillow Manufacturers Conglomerate, helping you to a great night's sleep since 20X6.

-<End Communique>-

Taking a page out of the famous war novel "All Quiet on the Western Front," Esamopia has proposed that the War Ministers (and their equivalents) as well as the top generals and leaders of AMF and RF take part in a fight to the death, with baseball bats as the only approved weapons.

he disagreed

LISTEN UP, BROTHER! I been watchin' Damien Dreadfire and Vladimir Putin shoot their mouths off like a bunch of little crying babies, yeeeeeeah... and there's nothin' I want more than to put a HURTIN' on both of 'em, yeeeeeah! So here's what I'm sayin', brother! January 31! Madison Square Gardens! Damien Dreadfire, Vladimir Putin, and the MAAAAADness go into the steel cage! Three men come in, and only ONE COMES OUT!

OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

http://www.info-lutte.com/news/photos/cut/randysavage.jpg
"The Savage Man" Randy Macho
WWCWWFEWF Heavyweight Champion

How about "Hell in a Cell"?


http://207.44.246.95/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien Dreadfire---
-Supreme Dictator of AMF-
Ruler of The Ancient Republic of Greek Forces, The Silent Protectorate of Old Frankland, The Holy Kingdom of The Royal Knights, The Mentally Superior Republic of Arrogant Uber Geniuses, The Raving Lunatics of Hackers Demise

In Imitora, all form of honor combat (dualing) are allowed...

How about "Hell in a Cell"?

YOU GOT IT, BROTHER! With cages inside of cages! And thumbtacks! And folding chairs! And barbed wire covered in folding chairs! And baseball bats attached to folding chairs and tables by barbed wire! Can you feel the DANGER!? OOOOOOOOOH, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

-Macho

How about "Hell in a Cell"?

YOU GOT IT, BROTHER! With cages inside of cages! And thumbtacks! And folding chairs! And barbed wire covered in folding chairs! And baseball bats attached to folding chairs and tables by barbed wire! Can you feel the DANGER!? OOOOOOOOOH, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

-Macho

What about flaming ball bats wrapped in barbed wire?

-Damien-

How about "Hell in a Cell"?

YOU GOT IT, BROTHER! With cages inside of cages! And thumbtacks! And folding chairs! And barbed wire covered in folding chairs! And baseball bats attached to folding chairs and tables by barbed wire! Can you feel the DANGER!? OOOOOOOOOH, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

-Macho

What about flaming ball bats wrapped in barbed wire?

-Damien-

If they explode, yer speakin' my language, brother!

-Macho

If they explode, yer speakin' my language, brother!

-Macho

Yes, they explode and have thumb tacks inside.

-Damien-

Yes, they explode and have thumb tacks inside.

-Damien-

EXPLODING FLAMING BARBED WIRE-COVERED THUMB TACKS!

-Macho

(OOC: And I'm spent.)

the Mullah of Umnali asks "will the pillows be down feather or synthetic" so he may provide the best possible weapon to the leader of the Russian Forces

the Mullah of Umnali asks "will the pillows be down feather or synthetic" so he may provide the best possible weapon to the leader of the Russian Forces
And do they have exploding thumbtacks?

Anywho, being as a war is breaking out, I think this thread is moot.

Wombat News Report (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118025)

bump.

While we are at it, lets make a international leader free-for-all.
Roac is bust yall asses straight outta here yall know what I saying?
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I PROPOSE A NATIONAL LEADER FIGHT!

The Imperial Navy would gladly join a Free for all... the Emperor is ready...

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/e/r/ermartin/fireknight.jpg

"If it moves... burn it!"

I PROPOSE A NATIONAL LEADER FIGHT!

I think that's better than war... If two leaders hate each other, let THEM fight it out! don't send thousands of people to their deaths! DUKE IT OUT YOURSELVES!

The Imperial Navy would gladly join a Free for all... the Emperor is ready...

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/e/r/ermartin/fireknight.jpg

"If it moves... burn it!"

Err, link it.

Link what?

Ok we need to create a Arena in a nation willing to see national leaders die.

INTERNATIONAL WATERS no rules :twisted:

You can stage it on the deck of one of my SBBMPs, they are the terrifing gaints of the sea.

Oh, this is just a joke for me... I need the Emperor to live you see... I have a few future RP ideas... and they require the Emperor.

I'd be willing to donate an aircraft carrier to host the event.

Oh, this is just a joke for me... I need the Emperor to live you see... I have a few future RP ideas... and they require the Emperor.

We'll make itfun R/P, what happens there, doesn't happen for Real.

Alright.... no fights to the death... just broken bones.

Spectators in Taiwan have requested that crippling and eye-gouging be permitted.