Wombat News
21-01-2004, 20:08
Australian Marsupials; Wombat News
Wombat TV announced today that controversial TV presenter Barry Lockhead will host the execution of convicted Iesus Christi criminals during a pay-per-view special this April 1st. The "Red, White and Blue, Mathew Knows What to Do" special will be broadcast via satellite live from a specially constructed gallows in downtown Iesus City.
"I'm really excited to be part of this historic event," Lockhead said during his nationally broadcast programme. "This should prove once and for all that there's more to Barry Lockhead than sick jokes and the Gun Down The Gay Guy Game."
The Thelas prison service also announced today that it will be providing felons to be executed along with the Iesus Christi criminals. "We've got an exciting undercard on for the first of April," said Caranthir Oronar, deputy Attorney General. "We're going to clear the decks of all our criminals – especially all the lawyers and churchmen."
Wombat TV is predicting a record audience well in excess of the football World Cup, the Olympics and the End of the World combined.
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Wombat TV announced today that controversial TV presenter Barry Lockhead will host the execution of convicted Iesus Christi criminals during a pay-per-view special this April 1st. The "Red, White and Blue, Mathew Knows What to Do" special will be broadcast via satellite live from a specially constructed gallows in downtown Iesus City.
"I'm really excited to be part of this historic event," Lockhead said during his nationally broadcast programme. "This should prove once and for all that there's more to Barry Lockhead than sick jokes and the Gun Down The Gay Guy Game."
The Thelas prison service also announced today that it will be providing felons to be executed along with the Iesus Christi criminals. "We've got an exciting undercard on for the first of April," said Caranthir Oronar, deputy Attorney General. "We're going to clear the decks of all our criminals – especially all the lawyers and churchmen."
Wombat TV is predicting a record audience well in excess of the football World Cup, the Olympics and the End of the World combined.
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