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Vroshnaks military has taken compulsury military service to the extreme, they are recruiting anybody nowadays

http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/killerkitty.jpg

Well, when you absolutely, positively need to kill everyone in the room, you gotta go with the cute, innocent-looking kitty.. ;)

lol

Cat: "Where's that FUCKING DOG!!!"

Remind me to not adopt any kittens from there anytime soon

It's always someone or something you least expect why not a "KRAZY KITTEN KILLER TM"

Cat: "Where's that f--- DOG!!!"
Dog: fuck off, im not cummin out 'till ive got sum kevlar

won't they cause a moral drop in your dig squads?

Cat: "Where's that f--- DOG!!!"
Dog: f--- off, im not cummin out 'till ive got sum kevlar

Cat: "Is that right?! YOU AINT SO FUCKIN COOL NOW ARE YA?! NOT WHEN KITTIE GOT A GUN!"

im reminded of the infamous "not a cat". that was one mean, furry little sod!

Hmmmm, just don't station them in the desert... or on a beach. It could get, messy.

What would be tougher?

one mean kitty with a sniper rifleor an american soldier

hands down the kitty

American 0 - Krazy Killer Kitty with a sniper 2

American 0 - Krazy Killer Kitty with a sniper 2

that kitty doesnt come from dallas does it?

not that i'm aware of

shame, for a moment there i thought we'd found the 2nd sniper on the grassy knoll......

LOL!

The scary thing is I can imagine my cat pointing that thing at me from my window. I love cats, but they are evil and manipulative (or at least mine.)

IC:

"A find beast that kitten is. Perhaps it and its ilk can find service within the great military machine of the Order!"

OOC: Beware the cat! I still remember long ago when a stray dog crossed into our yard. Not only did our German Shepard chase him out, but our tabby cat was right alongside helping out. United against a common enemy, old prejudices fall to the wayside.

ANL: Know that ye live to serve The Cat (in opening up cans of food, opening the door to let it out or installing one of those "cat gates", and scratching its belly when it wants to be scratched) and not the other way around.

The cats would be very happy if you merely accepted this Natural Law of the Universe.

A remake of a commercial.

*Woman pouring powdered milk into a bowl* "They won't know the difference. Here dearies, here's your milk!"

Ka-click

"Uh oh..."

GOT MILK?

How much will it cost to purchase a regiment of your sniper cats...?

erm.............how about you take the technology for free and produce them yourself?

In fact free kitty killers all around lol.

My cats weird the only person he ever bit was my girlfriend and it didnt go down to well, the rest of the time it sleeps or eats. Nothing else, i must have a low grade kitty, its obviously malfunctioned somewhere along the line

A tiny speck of red light floats by the window. Interesting... the master would be impressed by this innovation.
OOC: Beware the cat! I still remember long ago when a stray dog crossed into our yard. Not only did our German Shepard chase him out, but our tabby cat was right alongside helping out. United against a common enemy, old prejudices fall to the wayside.

ANL: Know that ye live to serve The Cat (in opening up cans of food, opening the door to let it out or installing one of those "cat gates", and scratching its belly when it wants to be scratched) and not the other way around.

The cats would be very happy if you merely accepted this Natural Law of the Universe.
OOC: I have to agree with this. My family used to have a cat that had been known to chase dogs away without assistance... and he was a very small cat, too. Never underestimate felines! They are all crazy, in one way or another.

OOC:
Is that a model of an Accuracy International Super Magnum sniper rifle the cat's holding? It sure does look like it.

No wonder the Hack ranks poorly on the UN Compassion ratings. They experiment with kittens, they're obviously using SNIPER KITTENZ, no wonder our citizens slaughter them wholesale.

You never know when a kitty is waiting to kill you.

From this, we can safely extrapolate that nations that rank high for compassion must, obviously, have high concentrations of SNIPER KITTENZ, thus making them highly unsafe nations.

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack

You know your weapons, the kitty only gets the best

OOC:
I know my sniper rifles, other weapons I don't care too much about, but thanks anyway for the compliment. Indeed the kitty does get the best.

the sniper kitty would be a great asset in my house, where pigeons sit on top of the chimney and coo down it very loudly. i can picture it now:

coo....coo
*sound of rifle being loaded quietly*
coo....coo
*red dot appears on side of pigeon's head*
coo....coo
*paw queezes trigger*
coo....co-bang
*cat grins evily as a cloud of feathers drifts down*
:twisted:

Watch for our dogs with side-mounted machine guns. If it growls, the guns go off.

:P 8)

Vroshnaks military has taken compulsury military service to the extreme, they are recruiting anybody nowadays

http://www.goofyphotos.com/fun/killerkitty.jpg

[OOC: That would be funny if I didn't see that picture before.]

the sniper kitty would be a great asset in my house, where pigeons sit on top of the chimney and coo down it very loudly. i can picture it now:

coo....coo
*sound of rifle being loaded quietly*
coo....coo
*red dot appears on side of pigeon's head*
coo....coo
*paw queezes trigger*
coo....co-bang
*cat grins evily as a cloud of feathers drifts down*
:twisted:

lol

Ladies and Gentlemen we have found a solution to reduce the number of pidgeons around the world without having to worry about them bloody animal rights protesters

Ladies and Gentlemen we have found a solution to reduce the number of pidgeons around the world without having to worry about them bloody animal rights protesters

How about we set the cats on the animal rights protestors. They cant fight back because they would be contradicting their own morals. :twisted:

:twisted: :idea:

Forget cats chasing dogs.........





......I once saw a hamster chasing a cat most likely 10 times bigger than itself.

Plus the hamster had no protection, ie no clear plastic round ball or anything.

:twisted: lol it's good 2 be evil! :twisted:

Forget cats chasing dogs.........





......I once saw a hamster chasing a cat most likely 10 times bigger than itself.

Plus the hamster had no protection, ie no clear plastic round ball or anything.

now that is scary it seems the smaller you get the more viscious the animal is....... this could actually be true my mums as small as an umpa lumpa and is increadibly viscious.

this theory could be as well known as e=mc squared,

sva=ofla (tbbbtdwalsoss)

with sva being small viscious animal

= as equals

and last of all ofla means one f***** large animal

( ) being plus

and tbbbtdwalsoss being "thats been beaten badly to death with a large stick or sniper rifle

ooc:

I once had my cat blind our neighbors dog that was attacking it, with intent to kill. I felt bad, but not really.

I also once had a pheasant as a pet, and it drove off a few dogs that tried to eat it, as well as a fox. Go claws combined with flyning powerz.

I still wish to purchase your sniper cats.