Warcraft RP
Kay. This is an RP based upon the Warcraft RPG setting for DnD. Anyone is welcome to play, so long as they vow to be sensible and attempted to kill other players for no apparent reason.
Your character can be of any profession they like, but must choose between one of the following races.
Human: Look at yourself
Dwarf: Short things that are good withfirearms and stuff.
Elf, Night: Masters of stealth and divine magicks. If a Night Elf uses arcane magick they will become a high elf.
Elf High: Your run of the mill elf good with the arcane.
Goblins: Tiny things good at building stuff.
Orc: Strong, fast and stupid.
Tauren: Minotaurs basically.
Centaur: Raised to pillage, steal and be all-round bastards. Not your average horse.
If you have any question on races telegram me or refer to the warcraft campaign setting source book for DnD (if you have it) Thios post will be post will be updated between 1 o clock and 2 every day
Places of Kalimdor.
TheramoreIsle: A large island in wich humans and high elves have made thier home. Altough it claims racial equality, orcs, half-orcs, goblins and tauren are not really treated as well as the "civilized races"
Ratchet: Home of the goblins. A bustling small city in wich nearly anything is possible, and if it isnt it probaly will be soon. Goblins welcome everybody (except big scary stuff)
Durator: A barren waste scattered with oasis, home of the orcs. High elves, dwarfs and humans who pass through here are often viewed with distrust and often agresion. Ogrimmar is its capital.
Mulgore: Filled with merciless centaur any who enter arte likely to die.
Thunder Bluff: The biggest gathering of Tauren in the whole of Kalimdor. Orcs and Goblins are welcome, other race are viewed with distrust.
The Moonglade: Home of the night-elves. Any other race cannot enter this sacred realm, on pain of death, unless accompanied by a night elf.
Mount Hyjal: Home of the world tree, the source of all Kalimdors magical energy.
Ashenvale Forest: Once belonging to the night-elves ashenvale was cursed when the burning legion arrived. Now all that exists here are demons, undead and evil trees.
The Tanaris Desert: A large expanse of well,.... nothingness. oh well dragons seem to like it!
Wyrmbog: Home of the black dragons and their kin.
I am an orcish accountant named smurf. dont cheek.
I am a monk in my profession after i bitchslaped my boss.... i have secondary accountancy skills should the case arise.....
With your accounting abilities you may want to try for a job in theramore
i search the bustling streets with a handbag over my shoulder......
humans are frowning at me, i dont like it......
i venture to ye olde job centre!
i search the bustling streets with a handbag over my shoulder......
humans are frowning at me, i dont like it......
i venture to ye olde job centre!
tag....
I guess I'll grab the taurens.
A small goblin looks up from his books. Although he is shorter than you he somehow manages to look down his nose at you!
"What is you want, orc?"
The Nation of Durotar is always looking for those whom would want to discover the Horde. WarChief Thrall, however, has little time for domestic affairs as the Region the nation of Durotar exists is currently going through a rapid decline of social order. Nations are pitting themselves together to throw themselves into Kalimdor. The Horde can only wait, and build their defences.
You are welcome to enter the nation of Durotar, but be careful, as the tribes of Centaurs and other supernatural beasts are very very hostile. The Bloodhoof Tauren have migrated from the South, and the DarkSpear Trolls of the Echo Isles are fervantly holding vigil to the Sea. If you would wish to join this alliance to protect this land, we suggest you visit Orgrimmar and speak to the WarChief.
OOC, Actualy, sratch that... i'm to buys to be in another rp
OOC: Sorry, frogot to say this is based after the invasion on Kalimdor. And I changing the jobs and profession stuff, each character has a primary proffesion, like barbarian, bard, cleric, druid, fighter, Paladin, rouge, sorceror, tinkerer or wizard, the a secendary profession wich is basically thier day job, for instance merchant, fisherman, gardener and accountant to name a few possibilities.
I WANT to apply for a job. i can account things!
The goblin sneers at you.
"If you think you are good enough, Thrall the warchief is looking for a personal accountant" he leans close to you "Hes a bit slow when it comes to numbers."
me accept job me can add up numbers and stuff.
me can count to 40
1,2,9,3,79,shit,6,11,40,poo,70,40
" Er yes, very good, i think. Listen you'll probaly find him a Darkhorns down the road"
ok me go find him....... you have a funny nose little orc... bye!
runs off girlishly with my handbag glittering
ooc: why does your character have a hand bag?
You turn several corners following the street signs until you are outside Darkhorn's tavern
http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/j/u/juha/tavern.jpg
OOC: my char has a handbag because he is not the brightest of orcs and is not sure of human culture. he also feels it is an easy and convienient way to transport his mint imperials.......... not a clever cat
me walks into tavern and pop a mint into mouth. me like minty freshness. where is boss man?
You walk into the tavern, the sudden smell of spilt drinks and pipe weed overwelms even the minty freshness of your imperials.
The tavern is resonably busy you see Darkhorn pour several clients drinks, a night and high elf discussing the metaphysics of magick, and Jianna Proudmoore steeped in discusion with Thrall.
http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/w/s/wsciubiak/the_bards_sad_song.jpg
This is all very amusing, but know that the WarChief is within the Fortress of Orgrimmar, and there are indeed no humans, or taverns for that matter, within the capitol city. We insist that you halt your foolish masquerades upon our kind.
i skip up to boss man and hastily offer him a mint. what he look like?
i say i want to be a number counter or acc-non-tont.
with my totally lack of regard for civilised speech and ideals, i mention that he's not very good with numbers much to the embarressment of his clients....
This is all very amusing, but know that the WarChief is within the Fortress of Orgrimmar, and there are indeed no humans, or taverns for that matter, within the capitol city. We insist that you halt your foolish masquerades upon our kind.
hey i've got an idea.
shut up.
Your insult is met with thundrous laughter of over a billion Orcs, Trolls, Tauren, Goblins, and even a few Ogres. If you continue to insult our nation, our people, and our great Fortress, we may just be forced to throw you out to fend yourselves against the Thunder Lizards.
He turns his large head slowly, taking care to keep his long black dreads acrouse his now reddend checks.
"Really, lets see your worth, work out my bar tab, ive had two rutworts, five gammagulps and a ?"
ooC: because your an accountant u are can use a calculator. I' ve got a pic of a kobold wraith!!! Completely irrelevant.
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ss_gallery/49129.jpg
Your insult is met with thundrous laughter of over a billion Orcs, Trolls, Tauren, Goblins, and even a few Ogres. If you continue to insult our nation, our people, and our great Fortress, we may just be forced to throw you out to fend yourselves against the Thunder Lizards.
no its not. they do not laugh. you have no fortress. and you wont throw us out. bizzah!
my press buttons on funny calmulabor and knowing that big man isnt good with numbers, say big number and hope he dont know. XD
"Good, heres the money pay the bartender"
You walk over with an isanely large amount of money, you pay Darkhorn and decide to keep the change (159gp) Your day just seemed brighter. You here Thrall mutter two things to Jianna.
1? I can't believe how expensive the drinks are in here!
2/ I swear I didn't authorize any attacks on Aliance outposts, common weve got bigger things left over.
You also notice the elf look like they r about to come to blows!!!
OOC: J03 dont take the piss, he may not have a fortress but he might have Thunder Lizards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOC: How can u kick us out if we are not in? New character race
Moogle: Frolicks in the lush forests around Mount Hyjal, rarely seen outside there woodland home, in fact there is only 1 recorded instance of a moogle leaving home, its name was JK and its story is about o unfold.............................................................................................. (over to you JK)
OOC: nope, he has no thunder lizards either, i ate them all.... with eggs...
me keep change cos boss man is stoopid, not like me, me clever.
anyways me suprised boos man doing someting naughty and atttackin some people, but me see the elves doin something so i somersault accrooss the bar to their area ready to break up the fight.......
i think i looked quite good with that cartwheel.......
i prepare myself by taking a mint imperial in order to stun them with my minty breath!
you collapse in front of the elves (while in mid cartwheel you took your hand of the floor to put a mint in your mouth, idiot) tHIS SEEMS TO STOP THEIR CONFUSATION
i end up in position 15: the buhda after falling. me stay there for a few seconds. i look up confused and offer them all a mint.
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Moved (again) though i now have complicated rules and stuff. Thoug divine magick you must send me a PM. K.
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