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VPC news.

In the Reich a new little verse has become popular amongst the kids when they play:


Ten little SATO dogs
Went out to dine;
One choked on his plan
And then there were nine,

Nine little SATO dogs
Played with fate;
One lost election night,
And then there were eight.

Eight little SATO dogs
Travelling for heaven;
One said she'd stay there
And then there were seven.

Seven little SATO dogs
Chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves
And then there were six.

Six little SATO dogs
Playing with a hive;
A bumble bee stung one
And then there were five.

Five little SATO dogs
Going in for law;
One lost the trial
And then there were four.

Four little SATO dogs
Going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one
And then there were three.

Three little SATO dogs
Walking in the Zoo;
A big orc hugged one
And then there were two.

Two little SATO dogs
Rocketing for the sun;
One got frizzled up
And then there was one.

One immortal SATO Mutt
Left all alone;
She commited suicide
And then there was none.

OOC: LOL :mrgreen:

VPC (Vegana Peoples Channel)

The enormous popular childs song ten little SATO dogs has gone into the hitlists of The Reich. The singer Paul Lemmer has made a disco version and already it is an entry at the Smurf Hits 4 album. Nobody knows the origins of the song, but it seems to be an old folksong. Conspiracy theorists are debating wether it is a newly created song or if it is in fact a prophecy coming true. Famous conspiracy theorist/historian August De la Gardie:

"Ten little SATO dogs is in fact a very old song and the word in it has varied from ten little Satanists to ten little SATO dogs, always having the evil as a theme. But it surely is peculiar that it still is so valid and current after all these years. It makes you wonder.."

OOC: :roll:

Ruhr can either be four or two :(

Very creative :)

Nice to see people get creative over Nationstates ^_^

ICN News
.....and the number one song in the charts this month is...
the 10 lill SATO song!


OOC:Immortality is a disease you know :P

ICN News
.....and the number one song in the charts this month is...
the 10 lill SATO song!


OOC:Immortality is a disease you know :P

Steel-toed-foot-inserted-in-ass is also a man-created disease you might be opened too soon.

Offical Imperial Bull

The song from Vegana Ten Little SATO Dogs is now forever banned in the Eternal Holy Star Empire of Istar and all of it's domains. Punishment for being in possession of written lyrics of the son, MC (music crystal) or paraphernalia of the song will result in being sent to a reeducation camp.

By Order of His Holiness,

Legeoius I, Kingpriest of Istar

The song from Vegana Ten Little SATO Dogs is now forever banned in the Eternal Holy Star Empire of Istar and all of it's domains. Punishment for being in possession of written lyrics of the son, MC (music crystal) or paraphernalia of the song will result in being sent to a reeducation camp.

Hmm, Nietzsche said something about those who fight monsters, if only I could remember what it was.

Nathan Palouse
Minister of Information
SeOCC

OOC: :roll:

Ruhr can either be four or two :(

ooc - Well, I'm the one with the colony on Mercury...

...then again, I'm not in SATO.

Ineffable schoolchildren are normally punished for singing in the playground. However, after "10 Little SATO dogs" reached number 1 in the government charts, the only ones to actually be available to anyone, children seen humming the song have been let off. This lack of punishment has led to a great increase in both the happiness levels of the children, and in the mockery of SATO amongst the general populace.
In return, The Ineffable Government has sent the Veganan government a complimentary basket of muffins, and cash.

OOC:
My guy recently went out dining, I guess that makes me ten.

Although unreleased in Celdonia the song "10 Little SATO Dogs" has registered as the most downloaded song of the last week.

A spokesperson for the Ministry of Culture commented "of course we don't condone such inflammatory nonsense, even of relations between us and SATO are strained." She went on however, "you have to admit though, it's a pretty catchy tune."

The German DJ Berndt Lederhausen today made a special remix of Ten little SATO dogs and went straight up to No 1 on the dance charts. He's recent remix also has a special track with the death Metal band "Cranking ties"

Exerpt from a Knootian Hax0rz magazine:

...The song "10 little SATO dogs" has become an underground leftist cult-hit. Where the song is coming from is unknown, but speculations are that the Data Havens are to "blame" as the source of the download.

The d00dz at government are silent as always, but a new exploitable gap still exists that allows the downloading of MP3's...

... Microcosm has announced a 'patch' where the bug will be adressed...